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Monty Python's Dying Circus
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Three Headed Knight
#1
Rotspawn
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
71
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
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Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Guard
Stand Firm
"In that case I shall have to kill you.
Shall I?
Oh, I don't think so.
Well, what do I think?
I think kill him.
Well let's be nice to him.
Oh shut up.
Perhaps-
And you.
Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!
Oh, cut your own head off!
Yes, do us all a favor!
What?
Yapping on all the time.
You're lucky, you're not next to him.
What do you mean?
You snore.
Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath.
Well its only because you don't brush my teeth.
Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
Yes.
Oh, but not biscuits.
All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway.
Right!
He buggered off.
So he has, he's scarpered."
Knights who says Ni
#2
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
115
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Block
"We are the Knights who say Ni!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!
The Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ demand a sacrifice!
Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!…
We shall say ‘ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.
We want… a shrubbery!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
One that looks nice.
And not too expensive.
Now… go!"
Black Knight
#3
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
92
P
0
F
0
G
16
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0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Regeneration
"It's just a flesh wound."
Spanish Inquisition
#4
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
11
B
111
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
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Dodge
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...”
Mr Creosote
#5
Bloater
MA
3
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
107
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
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-ma
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Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Guard
"Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."
Brian
#6
Pestigor
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
309
B
82
P
2
F
0
G
15
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
20
Mvp
0
GPP
68
XPP
0
SPP
68
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+AG
+MA
Block
Tackle
"I am NOT the messiah!"
The Colonel
#7
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
68
B
36
P
-1
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
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n, m
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Dodge
"Now, I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly."
Its....
#8
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
31
B
31
P
2
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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"It's...."
Bicycle Repair Man
#9
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
"Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Is it a church warden?
NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!"
Dead Parrot
#10
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Nurgle's Rot
“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”
Arthur Nudge
#11
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
25
B
18
P
1
F
23
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
"Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge, know what I mean?"
Brave Sir Robin
#12
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
0
XPP
0
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0
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m
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Nurgle's Rot
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Tran Dan
#13
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Nurgle's Rot