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Grol Elf-Eater
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
150
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Drell Stuff-Smasha
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
99
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
 
Thrull Toofbusta
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
181
P
0
F
1
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Thrull has finally managed to injure someone. Yay Thrull
Garm Fingsmasha
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
171
P
0
F
1
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Garm once played a round of face punching against a daemon of tzeentch. As such, he's completely unfazed by multiple opponents since, more or less, it's the same thing
 
Urluk Sharpshoota
#5
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
394
B
39
P
121
F
0
G
27
Cp
37
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
4
GPP
74
XPP
0
SPP
74
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG (40k)
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Safe Throw (20k)
Known for his perfect aim and record holder of "Most teef knocked out in one match", Urluk made a natural thrower. His time on the pitch has only sharpened his killer accuracy
Drun Spleenrippa
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
55
B
91
P
1
F
1
G
26
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge (30k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Tackle (20k)
An oddity amongst the team, Drun listened when others noted the team as being "right elfy". Instead of taking offense to this, as would be right and orcy, Drun has decided he will prove that orcs are the best at everything, by being a better elf blitzer than an elf blitzer
 
Throd Brainrippa
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
91
B
105
P
3
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
1
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy (20k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"Da Serjun", Brainrippa's natural dexterity was not of great use in his old sport besides snatching the fangs out of his opponents mouths. On the blood bowl pitch however, Throd has found acclaim as a gifted catcher, to the complete confusion of the team's opponents
Gug Bigfist
#8
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle (20k)
Guard (20k)
Gug was once a member of the superheavyweight division of the face punching league, the dullest division as it was populated entirely by trolls who simply regenerated injuries making for exceptionally long matches
 
Drollgog
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
6
G
14
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Once described by spike magazine's team review as "A lineman so boring to watch, the camra frequently fails to display him"
Dullwog
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
44
P
0
F
11
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Kick (20k)
One of the lower rated stars, on the pitch, dullwog found that he much more enjoyed using his feet, what he kicks doesn't matter, ball, opponent, errant snotling, it's all good fun
 
Gorg Tooftaka
#11
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
124
B
56
P
1
F
1
G
21
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
12
Mvp
1
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG (40k)
Dodge (30k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Proudly described by the team as "da pinnakul of Orcy ball chukkin' stuff" Gorg has been extensively trained in the Fumper's ethos of Ball skill being as important as raw violence (a radical view amongst their greenskin peers). Gorg's incredible coordination compared to his comrades have earned him the revolutionary positional title of "Orc Catcher"
Chiselchin Dwarfhater
#12
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
19
B
161
P
5
F
0
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
18
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
58
XPP
0
SPP
58
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Pro (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Brother of Slabface Smashhands, come to avenge his brother's death at the hands of the short, bearded menace

Since his inclusion to the team, Chiselchin has devoted himself to more traditional orcy play to remind opponents that it is indeed an orc team they face. As such, Chiselchin has the highest amount of injuries caused on the team, with a particular emphasis on injuring opposing elves