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SSL Fling Police
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Frank the Fouler
#1
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
10
B
13
P
2
F
5
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
People will ask why his portrait is of a skeleton.

Well, he's kinda dead afterall...
Father Gabriel
#2
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
80
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
We're borrowing the older, stronger, more straight-laced version of the Fun Police's serial falling goat.

If you haven't seen a video of these falling goats, you should and it'll explain all.
 
Harambe
#3
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
88
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
Grab
As strong as the gorilla, as hard as the thing I have out in memory.
Captain Carrot
#4
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
5
R
43
B
10
P
1
F
3
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
No, not Pauline Hanson. Though he does believe the Fling Police are in danger of being swamped by elves.
 
Damaging Dee
#5
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
5
B
8
P
0
F
4
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Class Historian
#6
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
5
R
26
B
11
P
0
F
1
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Duh duh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doot doot duh duh duh duh duh!


(No, it's not doo doo doo doo, doot, doo doo doo doo aka Sandstorm)
 
Morty the Sinner
#7
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Cheesecake
#8
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
5
R
14
B
7
P
1
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
They're delicious, I'm delicious, what's not to love?
 
Mountain Mad
#9
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
3
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Burp
#10
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
4
B
2
P
2
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Spiciest Memeologist
#11
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
5
R
1
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Jebaited
#12
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
9
B
3
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Tsar Terry
#13
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
17
B
21
P
1
F
3
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
In his spare time, Terry is a strong advocate against supplement and recreational drug use. His twin brother once took 3 marijuanas and turned into a giant tentacle monster.
Flinger of Filth
#14
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
18
B
12
P
1
F
7
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
A homage to a filthy team led by a filthy coach.