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Elvis 'The Rant' 2DB#1 
The Rant has promised to fill the void left by Slugger stars of the past such as the late and great Anthony Barr and Louis Slugg.

Season 4 Game 6 Rookie.

Spps:

6=
16=
31=
51=
76=
176=

Quick to point the finger, no-one wants to be on the end of Elvis' rant. Every other player tries that much harder when he's on the field to avoid getting the 'LECTURE'. Even Oday bucks his ideas up...

Elvis is struggling to become the team leader and captain he was asked to be when he stepped up from the reserves to the first team. Having now settled in with 2 games under his belt, the Sluggers need their captain to lead from the front (and not the dugout) through example. Coem on Elvis, start to deliver.
Blitzer3 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
9
R
0
B
39
P
0
F
1
Spp
10
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Dominic Toretto#2 
Final game of season 4 rookie, joined the team after a rock from the crowd cut short the promising career of Deckard Shaw.
Blitzer1 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
1
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Slugg Jnr.#3 
Game 3 Rookie.

Not quite sure where he came from, the Sluggers turned up for training and there this ugly hulking lump was. Already armoured up in the patented REBLOCK Sluggers uniform, this mute was quickly nicknamed after Louis Slugg by his teammates who he was close to in size and looks.

Spps:
6 = Guard
16
31
51
76
176

When Slugg Jnr said his first word (and how he learnt guard at the same time): During blocking training, Jnr was perusing The Bloodbowl Babes(tm) magazine, he came across an image of Catharina Jung, opening his mouth he uttered the word 'pretty', raised his hand and knocked the blocking Oday senseless as he was about to block his target....

Ever since his first word, Slugg Jnr has returned to being a mute, perhaps Elvis makes enough noise for the two of them, whatever, Sluggers need Slugg Jnr to come out of his shell and put his talent to use on the field.
Blitzer4 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
13
R
7
B
41
P
0
F
1
Spp
14
Cp
1
Td
1
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Dion 'The Beast' Jordan#4 
Draft 4 Pick no. 9

Skills at draft: St4, Wrestle

Next skill
6 +1 st
16 Wrestle
31
51
76
176

Dion 'The Beast' Jordan is rumoured to be the illegimate lovechild of Khalil Mack and a female ogre cheerleader from the Patriots team.

Whilst not yet the finished article, the Sluggers are planning to build their defence around Dion, as his skill set will allow him to bring down the opposing ball carriers of bust a hole open in their cages.
Blitzer2 
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
G
14
R
3
B
103
P
1
F
0
Spp
11
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
3
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Wrestle
 
Justin Gilbert#5 

Season 1 (63th Pick)
Draft Pick No #4 / Block / Tackle / Diving Tackle

Link: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11142101

SPPs
6 Block
16 Tackle
31 Diving Tackle
51 14 37
76 14 62
176 14 162
Catcher1 
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
35
R
61
B
35
P
6
F
1
Spp
7
Cp
1
Td
2
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Catch
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Reuben 'Rambo' Randle#6 
Brought at end of season 3 from the Patriots

Previous incarnation: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11564447

6 spp: +ag
16 spp: Leap
31 spp: NoS
51-1=50
76-1=75
176-1=175

Catcher4 
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
G
15
R
36
B
2
P
-1
F
2
Spp
1
Cp
1
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Leap
Nerves Of Steel
 
Harry 'The Bomb' Strongarm#7 
Replaces the 'Almost Hero' Keith Wenning after his death at the hands of the Hargendorf Unicorns.

Despite strong performances in previous seasons, this was really a mercy killing, Keith had been off his game for most of the 4th Season, in particular against the Altdorf Thunderbolts and his final few turns against the Unicorns, when Keith would appear to be about to perform some heroics only to fail the final action. These more and more frequent faults led to his on pitch death and the Sluggers are pleased to welcome a rookie from the minor circuits of fumbbl ranked to the team.

Game 10 rookie. Season 4.

SPPs:
6=
16=
31=
51=
76=
176=
Thrower1 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
7
R
17
B
7
P
25
F
5
Spp
10
Cp
5
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Sure Hands
Pass
Charles 'Hail Mary' Bronson#8 
Season 3 Round 14 rookie
Thrower2 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
3
R
1
B
4
P
2
F
0
Spp
1
Cp
1
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Pass
 
Cordarrelle 'The One' Patterson#9 
Draft 4 Pick no. 64

Skills at draft: St3, Mv9

Next skill
6 +1 st
16 +1 Mv
31
51
76
176

Cordarrelle Cordarrelle is strong and quick, one of the best all round athletes to have been drafted in the DLE.

He's excited to call the Sluggers home, a team known for its entertaining and speedy plays. Cordarrelle is expected to speed through defences early in the league in order to realise his true potential as quickly as possible.
Catcher2 
MA
9
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
16
R
114
B
19
P
0
F
0
Spp
35
Cp
0
Td
10
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Catch
Dodge
Lenny 'The Guvnor' Mclean#10 
you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmA9xe8VpFc


Season 4 Game 6 Rookie.

Spps:

6=
16=
31=
51=
76=
176=

Lenny the Guvnor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DraD1LFGkr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsX5KlYkr1g

Ogre1 
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
G
9
R
1
B
36
P
0
F
1
Spp
9
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Bone-head
Loner
Throw Team-Mate
 
'Chopper' Harris#11 
Round 14 Rookie
Lineman2 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
3
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Rick 'Adventure' Jones#12 
Another rookie for season 4.
Lineman3 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
4
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
2
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Oday 'Bash' Aboushi#13 
'Bash' Aboushi has cited Bish 'the Bash' Bosh as his childhood hero and has worked hard to perfect his attacking manouvers, expect to see him throwing crunching tackles on the opponents receivers on defence, whilst on offence he will throw his weight around on the LOS.

Draft 4 Pick no. 77

Skills at draft: Mighty Blow, Tackle

Next skill
6 Mighty Blow
16 Tackle
31
51
76
176

The Obay Challenge.

Oday 'Bash' Aboushi was pick no. 77 in Draft 4. He seemingly had the skillset to improve himself and become the equivalent of a 1st rounder.

Here's what the Talabheim Sluggers Press Department released after his selection by coach c9805222:

"'Bash' Aboushi has cited Bish 'the Bash' Bosh as his childhood hero and has worked hard to perfect his attacking manouvers, expect to see him throwing crunching tackles on the opponents receivers on defence, whilst on offence he will throw his weight around on the LOS."

However his introduction to professional bloodbowl has certainly been a baptism of fire. In 3 games he has only manged 17 turns on the pitch, some Sluggers fans would argue that his sending off in the first turn of the 2nd half is 1 of the key factors in there 2nd half collapse vs. the Altdorf Thunderbolts.

It was certainly his lack of blocking prowess (rerolled 2d block) that led to the death of fellow draftee D.J. 'The Midfield General' Flukers death at the hands of Flashfarts ogre.

Given his poor start to the season, c9805222 has issued Oday with an ultimatum - improve or be sold. There is already some interest in Oday and he now has until the mid season trade window to improve (get block) or be sold.

Does this player have the character to make this challenge or will he be remembered as the 'almost' player that never quite made it?
Lineman4 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
15
R
14
B
42
P
0
F
4
Spp
9
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Tackle
Mighty Blow
'Dangerous' Doofr Bartholomew#14 
Game 9 Rookie

Skills on his debut, are there big things in this players future or just an early unmarked grave, like most Slugger?

Spps
6= Block
16=
31=
51=
76=
176=

Nicknamed Dangerous for his love of crazy high risk sports such as snotling throttling, giant baiting and bear bashing, Doofr has joined the Sluggers straight from junior magicians school.

Management is hoping that his unorthadox off the pitch activities don't distract from a potential world beater of a player.
Lineman5 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
8
R
-1
B
15
P
-2
F
1
Spp
8
Cp
1
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Alfred 'Wolfshead' Morris#15 
Traded from the Dunkelburg / Kislev White Wolves

Skills at trade: Kick, Dirty player

SPPs inherited: 16

Next skill
6 Kick
16 Dirty player
31 - 16 = 15
51 - 16 = 35
76 - 16 = 60
176 - = 160

Alfred Morris came to the Sluggers in a big money move. At the time the future of Randy Bullocks was up in the air, fortunately Randy signed a contract extension and agreed to take Alfred under his wing, providing personal coaching. As such the Sluggers have high expectations for this star of the less appealing asethetics of the game.
Lineman1 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
16
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
41
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Kick
Drew Maczyk#16 
Incarnation 1: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11278426

Incarnation 2: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11436854 note that skill was block (not shown in the incarnation).

Pre-existing SPPs: 15:

6 Block
16 Tackle
31-15 = Fend
51-15 = 36
76-15 = 61
176-15 = 161
Lineman7 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
23
R
-2
B
142
P
0
F
2
Spp
25
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
5
Mvp
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Fend
Tackle