Elf goes to barber-surgeon. Says she's depressed. Barber-surgeon recommends cure, famous pro elf star Paglioli is playing tonight, go see that and cheer up. Elf bursts into treats. "But barber-surgeon, I am Paglioli." Drumroll. Crowd laughs. Curtains.

When one falls, another puts on the mask. An endless cycle of lolis, doomed to get fouled to bits.

Likes dusting the ball as she's carrying it. She takes care of the team on and off the pitch.

Became the little girl purely through willpower. When not playing blood bowl she has a job at Google.

Fought in many wars before the nations decided to settle their differences with blood bowl instead. Has great aim.

The smallest of the group. An annoying otaku elf. Doesn't know the proper way to eat a chocolate cornet.

"It's a trap!"

Some chuuni elf who thinks she's a daemon prince. Very annoying.