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Pillage the Village
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Magnus Meadmeister#1 
Magnus, the team quartermaster, keeps the Pillagers well supplied with barrels of Bloodweiser. Once, he accidentally ordered a month's supply of Bloodweiser Light and was given such a brutal atomic wedgie by his angry teammates that he could not walk for days.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Humperdoo the Halfwit#2 
Humperdoo may be the village idiot, often seen putting fish down his pants, chasing feral cats and urinating in public, but he fights with the ferocity of a rabid weasel.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
Spp
2
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Howlin' Wulf#3 
Besides being skilled on the Blood Bowl pitch, Howlin' Wulf is also musically talented, and has trained as a bard. He plays a magical electrified lute that was enchanted by a sea witch in exchange for his firstborn son.

"I woke up this morning,
Mama, couldn't find my axe.
I woke up this morning,
Mama, couldn't find my axe.
I wanted to pillage that village,
And put all their heads in burlap sacks."
Ulfwerener 
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
G
4
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Fenrir Fellfang#4 
Fenrir is the first Chieftain of the Pillagers appointed by Coach Gozer to lead the team to victory.

Kills
Ulfwerener 
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
G
4
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
Spp
9
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Block
 
Erik Redmane#5 
Erik's ginger locks are his pride and joy, and his comely face has made him a hit with CIBBL cheerleaders and female fans, who clamour for him to autograph their chests after a Pillagers game.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
1
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Abominus the Snowbeast#6 
Kills
Snow Troll 
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
G
4
R
0
B
29
P
0
F
0
Spp
17
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
6
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Claw
Disturbing Presence
Loner
Wild Animal
Mighty Blow
Guard
 
Ermahgerd Lutefisk#7 
Previous to signing with the Pillagers, Ermahgerd worked in the village smokehouses, preparing the various fish caught by his countrymen in the Sea of Claws. The pungent aroma of the sea has worked itself deep into his skin, and no matter how much soap he uses, and how long he scrubs, he still always smells like dead fish.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
10
B
8
P
0
F
1
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kvack Kinslayer#8 
Kvack was the village butcher prior to becoming a Blood Bowl player, famous for his exceedingly tender duck schnitzel that he pounded flat with a warhammer.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
21
B
4
P
0
F
2
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Horrible Hägar#9 
Hagar is one of the meanest members of the team, and he rarely has anything nice to say at all. It is whispered that, as a child, he killed his own mother for serving him rancid goat's milk on his Khorneflakes.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
3
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
Spp
6
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
3
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Snert Sidewhiskers#10 
Snert's strange appearance is due to an altercation he had with the washerwoman who used to clean his loincloths. After strictly admonishing her for failing to remove a tenacious stain of priest's blood, Snert received a nasty shock the following morning upon looking in the mirror. It turned out the woman was a practioner of witchcraft and had invoked a terrible hex on Snert, causing him to resemble a housecat. Soon afterwards, Snert's wife left him and took the children, and he has suffered no end of ridicule from his fellow Norsemen.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
16
B
9
P
0
F
0
Spp
3
Cp
0
Td
1
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Sven Smörgåsbord#11 
Sven previously ran a catering company in Crabby Cove, supplied with meats from Kvack Kinslayer's butcher shop. However, after several villagers died of food poisoning from eating some bad dolphin blowhole casserole, he was forced to close up shop.
Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
4
R
23
B
7
P
0
F
0
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
1
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Bjorn Beerbreath#12 
Bjorn has not let the controversy of his D.U.I. charge (he was arrested by the village constable for taking a drunken joyride through Crabby Cove on a stolen oxcart) hamper his career in any way. He was still signed to the Pillagers as their first Runner, and hopes to bring some much needed speed to the team.
Runner 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
2
R
54
B
0
P
-1
F
0
Spp
12
Cp
1
Td
2
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Dodge
 
Madcap Shroompaste#13 
Before a game, Madcap smears his body with a paste concocted by the team Apothecary which is made from various psychoactive fungi and plants and which induces a berserk rage.
Berserker 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
0
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
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