If one Block Troll wasn't good enough, the Scoundrels finally have two. Will Uncleshape get in the way of Manshape's path to Legendary status, or will the two terrible 'shapes help one another?

Trophies:



Multiple time “Rising Star” in the League, it is perhaps a bitter irony that it was only on the cusp of his retirement that this behemoth was acknowledged for an All-Star legacy. Manshape Gutwart may be criticised as merely monstering the small fry in Reggies perhaps, but monster them he did. Garnering just over one casualty a game, a feat that saw him equal 4th in the League as a whole. He did some of his most steadfast work when the team grew thin on the pitch, and indeed was sole player to compete in every one of 54 matches in the team’s history. A remarkably talented and professional specimen… for a Troll, he was a large part of the crowd appeal for the bottom dwelling goblins he Starred alongside. All true fans of the game will have a Manshaped hole in our hearts, he will be missed.

Greatest Hits
1st match : badly hurt Grohr, in retaliation for what felt like half the Scoundrels being injured.
2nd match: badly hurt Baldrick Thunderfoot
5th match (vs Loec's Loggers): Broke the ribs of Essendal the Axe, Loec's Loggers, killed Lissarel Long-Teeth (resuscitated shortly afterwards by an Apothecary, only to take a proper pounding from Ladyshape a few minutes later)
6th match: killed Thanatos
28th match: killed a Chaos Dwarf Blocker. The apothecary could do nothing against Manshape's mansized fists.

MVP
Awarded Most Valuable Player for the rout against Zagazig United. The whole team was pretty useless, but at least Manshape only managed to get knocked out, unlike Ladyshape, who got hurt so bad she was technically dead for a while.

Hailing from Altdorf, the latest Pogoer to join the Scoundrels replaces the lamented (and sure footed) Little Miss Won't Stop Bouncing. How long will this one survive before her pogo stick gets snapped?


During the team's most recently filler duty, the Fraulein was proud to take the Unofficial Maester Whippy Stunty Cone with a league-leading 12 SPP for a stunty player. Hats off!

Drafted in under controversial circumstances part way through the season to replace Bubo Bangins, Irene was previously the barmaid at The Hope & Disappointment, the exotic dancer at P T Brain-numb's Circus Of The Bizarre, an apprentice bottle washer at the chemical factory, and (rumour has it) the coach's girlfriend.

Awards
One time fouling All Star


Seven time winner of the highly prized Bronze Boot:



(In SWL LXXVI Pinkeye attained 23 fouls in his first 5 games, including an exceptional 12 fouls in one game against the Haunted All Sorts, some revenge for a match in the LXXIV season.)

Drafted for the start of SWL LXXIV from the Notionally Technical College (two doors down from the Theatre of Breams) there were high hopes for the plucky young feller.

Proudest moment thus far: the first time any Goblin on the team has managed to kill somebody and keep them dead - Growthspurt gave a good walloping to Randolph Carter in a particularly violent game.

Growthspurt had clearly been drinking lots of protein shakes, because in his next game (with a little help from his friends) he managed to kill a Treeman with a good hard foul...