Dude Perfect has taken the transition to walking bag on bones very poorly. He's airways gloomy these days. Previously a heavily tattooed individual, he finds it hard to express himself on the minimal surface area he has left to work with.

"Scoring is easy. Pick up the ball, run it in, Badabing Badabun."

Nastya is a very unique, because she is an genuinely nice blood bowl player - not just faking it to stab you in the back later. Off the pitch she is heavily involved with charity work, making her quite the darling!

Infamously custard pie'd Mr Gloog (he loved it).

He's new to the team, acquired after having 'fallen off the back of a carriage'. Literally though - broke his neck.

Be nice to him for his first game!

Zachary was just a lonely journey skeleton, with no future, until Undying Glory signed him off the back of his impressive opening performance. Now he's a fully rostered line skeleton, with no future.

The heart throb of the team, possessing immaculate cheek bones. All the ladies in the crowd swoon when El Rubius runs onto the pitch.

Commonly confused for Felipe Neto, at least before Felipe Neto had his skull caved in by Mr Spork the Black Orc.