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I'm dating a couple of anorexics - two birds, one stone II
#1
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
118
B
92
P
1
F
0
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Tackle
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister III
#2
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
235
B
113
P
4
F
0
G
24
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
9
Td
17
Mvp
0
GPP
70
XPP
0
SPP
70
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+AG
Side Step
Strip Ball
Tackle
My dad said leave them wanting more. He lost his job in disaster relief II
#3
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
113
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
Skills
Loner
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Grab
Guard
I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs II
#4
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
37
B
17
P
0
F
1
G
20
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
m
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Dauntless
Wrestle
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to
#5
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
71
B
29
P
56
F
2
G
18
Cp
13
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Accurate
Block
My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in, with a stick – he just died first
#6
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
41
B
118
P
7
F
0
G
33
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Guard
Wrestle
Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
#7
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
36
B
118
P
14
F
3
G
32
Cp
3
In
1
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Wrestle
If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door's always open II
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
I’m sure wherever my Dad is: he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending II
#11
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
11
B
9
P
-3
F
0
G
16
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Block
Side Step
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again
#12
Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
135
B
5
P
6
F
3
G
21
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
+MA
Block
Side Step
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart III
#13
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ag, m
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint