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Notes:

What follows is a parody only. It should be sung to the tune of Queen's"Bohemian Rhapsody, and the parts within quotation marks read as Skijunkie's response to the arguing you all are doing. The rest of the song is meant to be your various opinions.

Edit:: first and last Stanza's are actually my voice!

LRB 5.0 Rhapsody

Are these the Real Rules? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a large fight. No escape from the LRB.
Listen to me. Look right up to Ski and hear....

"I'm just a poor boy. I work alone you see.
It's little change, little nudge.
little bug, little fudge.
I just write the program. Why are you so demanding... of me?
Of me.

Jervis! Just changed the rules!
Talked to Galak and the boys!
Now we need to buy new toys!
Jervis!!!! Oooooo!
Why do you make me cry?
I can't change all the coding by tomorrow!
Argue on! Argue on! As if you have an opinion....

Too late. The time has come.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Think of coding all the time!
Goodbye everybody! I've got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind to face the news.
Jervis!!!
I don't want to code!
Sometimes wish I'd never programmed at all!"

I see a little indication of a change,
Let's freak out! Let's freak out! Will you continue to play now?
Juggernaut and Wrestling, really quite distressing me.
No more Niggle! No more Niggle!
No more Niggle! No more Niggle!
No more Niggle! Grabbing and Sneaky Git!

"I'm just a poor boy. I work alone you see."
He's just a poor boy, with a science degree!
Spare him this work on a service that's free!

Change will come, it's foretold, let's just let him code.
We Hate Change! No! We will not let him code!
Let him code!
We Hate Change! No! We will not let him code!
Let him code!
We Hate Change! No! We will not let him code!
Let him code!
We will not let him code! Let him code!
We will not let him code! Let him code!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Christer please, Christer please, Christer please let him code!
Starscraper has created a team that is ideal for me, for me, for me!!!!!

{Musical interlude}

So you think you can change it and force me to try?
So you think you can change it and leave me to cry?
Oh Jervis! Can't do this to me Jervis!
Just gotta flip out just gotta flip right out, right here!

It doesn't really matters,
Anyone can see,
It doesn't really matter to Macavity.....

Last update: January 30, 2011