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Competitive Eaters way in Fumbbl Cup.

By: Nyberg

Finally, the draw was made for Fumbbl Cup V. And all those games gave me a headace. Who will win? What teams are drawn vs eachother?
It's hard to say whan it's so many teams and games in the early going. But've decided to follow one team. And it's the Lustrian Challenge winner Jack_Daniels dwarfs, Competitive Eaters.

Game 1: Boneyard Wrecking Crew 1 - 2 Competitive Eaters

Competetive Easters was drawn to play MPC Bonyard Wrecking Crew. And the game was almost a walkover for the dwarfs. Tbh, that team could have smashed JD's dreams of a Fumbbl Cup victory. Loads of Dp's in the roster. But the game was decided from the beginning. MPC got the WORST handicaps ever. Khemri recived and they started to smash. But whitout sucess. The dwarfs was the opposite. They blocked, and they made casulaties. This is teh way the game was. Dwarfs walked over teh khemri team and crushed them to the ground. Happily the regen was turned on today. In halftime Competetive Eaters was up 1-0. No Surprise there.

Second half starting, dwarfs doing what they are best at, bash and smash. They picked up the ball and that was it. Noone could stop them. They just waled through the pitch and scored! 2-0 and game over. Anyway, there was a few turns left for the Kemrians. Now, if you dont win a majorgame, you must prevent that your opponent win his next game. Funny thing was that the dwarfs "runned away". Looked very funny that a 330tr dwarf team is running away. I really hoped for some permainjuries in that game. But It didnt happen. Sad that 5 DP's cant cause more damage. Acually, they managed to score. Coulndt be so hard when your opponent is running away ;(

My Thoughts: Anyway, the game went like we all excepted. The Dwarfs claimed a easy win, and they did not suffer very much. In the other game in this group, elves facing orcs. The elves won 3-1. That means elves vs dwarfs in next game.

Game 2: Competitive Eaters 2 - 0 A Little Gaulish Village

So here we go. Monsterkilling uberdwarfs vs slippery elves. I didnt get into the match at first cuz i couldnt. But when i came in i just saw a lovly sight. Killed elves here and niggled elves there. Dwarfs was up 1-0 at that time in second half. Elves had the ball on dwarfs half tho. But he was nicly killed next turn.
I believe that the dwarfs maimed the elves every turn, trying to get them out. And the cas record speaks for itself. 2/2/2 is a heavy beating for elves. Anyway, the Eaters took the ball and scored 2-0 at the end of the second half.

My Thoughts: It was a well deserved win imo. Dwarfs have a better chance then hurted elves in the future going. Lets see how teh Eaters are doing in next game. It will be Dwarfs or Rotters in next game. And, what ever team they are facing, they will be favorites.