Sparticus
Joined: Jan 31, 2004
|
 Posted:
Nov 30, 2004 - 06:19 |
 
|
Imagannabegot here and welcome Blood Bowl fans
Today we are looking at the round 5 match up between Brothers in Bloodbowl and Wanna Beatin, its going to be a terrific top of the table Clash, the winner basicly sercureing themselfs a 1 way ticket to "The show" and the losers back into the Confrences for next season, lets take a look at both the teams.
Wanna Beatin has just come of a 1-0 win over Forza Ferrari, which wasnt really convincing , thou left Forza Ferrari, missing 2 key players for there next match up, fans will be looking for a big effort from DaEncumbera, & DaLobba both of theses players will be vital to the attack of Wanna Beatin, this team has defected the Brothers in 3 out of 4 meetings in the past and should they come away with 1 more win here they will have taken a huge step to their assuslt on the SWL Premiership, Injury concerns are, DaPreventa and seening him out for the game will really open a whole in the defence...
Brothers in Bloodbowl, has just came of a 2-1 win vs Beasts of Bowl which went down to the wire, the team has be only getting better after the recent injection of cash thou a few wins in the confrences and has allowed the injection of some new blood, and more trainning equipment all of which seemed to have the team on high spirits, fans ill be looking for extra efforts out of Thragan Stonecrafter, and Dorik Stonecrafter, to help contain the the relentles attack of the Orc's, while injury concernes for the team are Bulthour Stonecrafter and Artser Stonecrafter, both of are holding off for fitness tests just before the game....
experts are tipping a close game either 1-0 or 2-1, both going the orcs way, with one expert saying "They have done it 3 times before and they will do it again", while from the dwarf side of camp theres new hope in the teams new found moral, and i quote Thragan Stonecrafter "The teams has much more depth now, we can play a pass game,we can grind the ball down pitch and we can hold out attacks and then counter attack"
Either way its looking to be a GREAT match up and Cable vision fans the game will be LIVE @ 8:00pm Sydney time, so fed the kids to the neighbours, and lock up the wife, and get set for a great night of BLOOD BOWL!!!! |
|
|
Toonie
Joined: Jun 03, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 27, 2004 - 09:44 |
|
Hi this Lars Nielson reporting with the News in the North.
Well round 3 turned out to be all it was hyped up to be.The first match we're reviewing is Wickermen vs Good Old Days Return.The human lineup spent the day before the match at their local temples being blessed and recieving holy charms to protect them and bring them luck against that fearsome powerhouse undead team.This tactic by Good old Days paid off somewhat as they managed to salvage a draw against their living dead opponents.But now they return to the temples again to attend the funeral of team mate Dean Laidly.Unfortunately Gary Ayres could not attend as he was still recovering from a particularly nasty blow which will see him out for a week.Two all was the final result with Robert Walls being a standout for Good Old by making a completion and scoring a td.For the Wickermen Tanguy Tremayne,Arlette Ethnie and Briana Ardrason played outdtanding roles.
The next game on our agenda is the clash between Brisbane Boncos and Adelaide Anvils.The followers of G.O.D. had packed the stadium in the hopes of seeing some dwarves being slaughtered and the Boncos tried not to dissapoint them.The norse nearly killed one dwarf but their apothacary was prepared and saved the dwarf from an untimely end.But Kevin Walters from the Boncos was not as lucky,while the apothacary worked on one of his team mates he was left to die as no-one else had the experience to help him.The Boncos after winning the game 2-1,dedicated the match to him.Bonco's player Wally Lewis had a blinder scoring 2 touchdowns and completing a pass.Dwalin from the Anvils did what many dwarves can't,he completed a timely pass to get his team a touchdown.This feat earned him best on the ground for his team,unlike Bifor II who because of his lack of preparedness got injured and will miss a week.
My former team the Angry Asgardians took on those high scoring elves Flitter Mice and tried to stop their winning streak.But the Mice held on to win the match 2-1.The game could of went either way with both teams failing to capitalise on vital plays,but in the end Diver Derrick was too elusive scoring the winning touchdown.He was the most outstanding player in a rather lacklustre side,scoring 2 touchdowns.Frozen Tauros who constantly annoyed the elves with his blitzes and in-your-face guarding earned the norse mino the mvp.This win put the Elves on top of the table,but will definitely need to improve as their competition gets increasingly harder.
Our last match was a bit of a no-show as Lizardmen team the Horny Toads recieved a forfeit win.Toad's coach XZCion explained that the directions to the newest North Conference member the Black Water Blitzers stadium were incorrect.The SWL commission tried to get in contact with Blitzers coach Zippy_Underdog but got no reply.So the Toads got a well earned rest to prepare for next week.
And that's all from the North for this week,I'm Lars Nielson telling it to you straight from the norses mouth.
But stay tuned folks cause next up is Amazons gone Wild..... |
_________________
 |
|
ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 26, 2004 - 03:23 |
|
Ed Harsh here for Herd and Hoof Magazine
Well Herd fans it wasn't the Skink squishing fest we had hoped (in fact the ONLY skink hurt was a victim of his own clumsy dodge) but the kids put together a compentent offense to score the first TD and took advantage of a skull rolling Kroxigor to score the second. A RIOT in the stands over the lack of cool drinks available when the weather was Sweltering saw the game called off after only 4 turns...dissapointing for the stats but a win nonetheless.
Highlights go to Lions who surfed a saurus with a Stillitto to start the game, Gone who rushed and passed to score the first and some solid defense from everybody. The Lizards weren't without some exciting play either.
One skink pulled off a nifty 1D block on the ball only to have his efforts unrewarded when the goat herd regathered the bouncing ball...and a Saurus DODGED of all things to a ball blasting blitz that almost saved the second from going in...but an unfortunate skink trying to block without the block skill brought them undone. All up a delightful day in the paddock and another notch on the horns as we try to wrest control of the top of the ladder.
Black Crowes 2 vs 0 Jungle Commandos |
_________________
Say GO AWAY to CuddleBunny! |
|
Sparticus
Joined: Jan 31, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 24, 2004 - 16:15 |
|
Hi folks Imagannabegot here at the Crafters Stadium, Home to Bothers In bloodbowl.
The final whistle has blown, players have been woken up, and have been laid to rest, and digits claimed. Seeing the home side take away a thrilling 2-1 victory vs Beasts of Bowl, it was a brutal encounter for both sides and i could tell from the bad language i was hearing from the nosebleed seats it was a savage down there...
Before the start of the game there were Virus concerns for the visitors, which were laid to rest when the whole team showed up ready to play, thou injury concerns worsened for the home side when Bulthour Stonecrafter was declared unfit for play, failing a fitness test, and Artser Stonecrafter was missing this game due to a bad Khemri he ate...
The opening play saw the Visitors make a quick shuffle, and supurb kick placement, putting them right in contention for the ball at the whistle, and were able to recover and score a against the kick TD. Next drive saw the visitors down a few players as the contest in the middle was taking its toll, a opening blitz on the visitors best ball handler Ramsey saw him get carryed off unable to take part in the rest of the game, opening a whole down the right side of the feild which they were unable to recover from, this saw the 2 teams go into the the sheds at halftime at 1-1...
2nd half promised to be a thiller, the homeside useing the Beasts own trick against them quickly reset there own line of defence b4 the kick off and were able to take away the advatage from them, the mass brawl in the middle only worsend due to that fact, and the visitors were slow to move the ball from down field, Dismay as one of the home teams favourates dodged from the middle of the fray and insipred a few of his team mates to attack the ball carriers down field, a gambit which payed off as this saw the visitors coughing up the ball and allowed the Brothers to go in for there 2nd TD.
with 3 turns still on the board for both teams, the crowd had done the maths and figuared out the home team just had to hold the visitors out, the open kick was shocking allowing the visitors to touchback and giving the ball to the most agile&stongest player on the feild for a dareing sideline play. but the dwarfs were able to mount a defensive pattern and slow the ball down long enough to frustrate the offence, and force them to try and make a risky play but the dwarfs had unsettled even the most experienced players on the Beasts team and they failed to score in the dying seconds.
well that wraps up what has been a VERY exciting game, and it was extremely well played by both teams, and it was no picnic for either side...... |
|
|
ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
|
| Posted:
Nov 19, 2004 - 12:50 |
|
SWL Player Profile
The SWL has been running now for seven seasons, and there are only a few players remaining from that inaugural season many moons ago. Today, we here at Channel BB take a look at one of those stars.
For many people, well at least those who took up their Channel BB subscription in time for the inaugural SWL kickoff, the SWL stars have been such classic names like Vladim Oslobahn and Duke Snakefield. These guys have been the guys hogging all the media and consequently Oslobahn and Snakefield merchandising has gone through the roof.
Today though we honour one of the more media shy players. An honest toiler and gentlemen of the game, the Blue Mountain Dragons' Blax Landric has played in 43 of the 44 games that the Dragons have ever played and has amassed an incredible 107 Twahnlow Points in that time.
For the record, Blax is currently:
For Norse Catchers
* 3rd highest of All Time in SPP's
* 5th highest TD scorer of All Time
* 2nd highest Blocker of All Time
For All Norse Records
* 10th highest SPP Earner of All Time
* 6th highest TD scorer of All Time
As of today, Blax is closing in on the milestone of 125 Twahnlow Points to become the SWL's first "Legend". With 4 games to go, in the South Conference, Blax will need to be fit and healthy to a) make the milestone and b) perhaps force the Dragons back into the Premier League.
Today, the SWL salutes one of it's great champions! |
|
|
JoeKano
Joined: Aug 30, 2003
|
| Posted:
Nov 17, 2004 - 15:54 |
|
Round 3 Western Conference, is this MAKE or BREAK week?
Hi, if you have just joined us I'm Bob Borc. We continue our wrap of games for this week in the conferences with a look now at Western.
With several eagerly awaited matchups this weeks round of games should see this otherwise tight conference begin to shake up and the leaders pull away from the pack.
Beasts of Bowl vs Jacks Boozers is the only game played so far and this was a doozy, hard fought win by the Beasts and their masters against a tough and determined but perhaps a bit worse the wear for drink Boozers. Both sides kept swinging throughout the whole game but the bigger roster and depth of talent of the Beasts showed through taking the match 2-1. Such gritty play bodes well for great games for each of these teams from next round.
Wanna Beatin v's Soft n Fluffy sees a critical game for both these teams in an all orc derby, and a great game for the Orcish fans who can cheer and fight for everybody, a win for the Beatin is vital if they are to stay in touch with the conference leaders and for the Fluff's a win would see them go clear on the table with a lead that will be very difficult to unseat them from as this plucky team of underdogs goes from strength to strength..
Forza Ferrari v's Peno Pancakes sees a must win for the Ferrari's, another loss will no doubt see them as also runs in this season and they will likely be left marking time until next season and be struggling to avoid a return to the swamps. They however face a Pancake side that last week, despite winning was very much pancaked and will have some holes in its line up that it will struggle to fill after being badly handled by the Archfiends.
Brothers In Bloodbowl v's Archfiends of Atrocity has got to be the game of the round in West Conference. This promises to be a titanic struggle and sees two of the most fancied sides in the conference having at each other. In what promises to be a right cracker of a game both these very physical teams will be looking fo a win here, both being on equal points in the table after two rounds. Mark this one in your guides for your viewing pleasure big game fans. Both of these teams have it in them for the right stuff to make premier next season and this game may very well be the one that seals one team or the others fate.
Its still a long season ahead of us but this reporter can't help feel that this round could very well show us who are the real contenders of this conference.
This is Bob Borc reporting live for Channel BB! Stay tuned folks, Don't miss a second of Season VII. We will be right back after this break for some local announcements from our affiliates.. |
_________________
"Take the Strength, crush the opposing linemen, drive them broken before you and hear the lamentation of their Cheerleaders!!!"
|
|
Drokmar
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
|
| Posted:
Nov 17, 2004 - 13:26 |
|
Thanks Lars.
The Long Awaited yet much Overhyped game Between the Good Olds and the Horny Toads. It seems that we have an incident on our hands. After the Toads got the ball near thier end zone, they decided they'd had enough and walked off. As yet the reason is unknown, but rumour has it they have finally found thier mojo again. Long Missing, this may mean that other teams will be in strife in future rounds.
The Good Old's didn't mind however, any win is taken in our camp, and i may actually fit under the salary cap again. And let me tell you Blood Bowl Fans, It'll be worth it.
This is Mick Malthouse, Signing Out, back to the Studio, Bjuki, hows the Weather Looking? |
|
|
Toonie
Joined: Jun 03, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 17, 2004 - 13:16 |
|
Hi there folks and welcome to this weeks North Conference News File,I'm your host Lars Nielson.
We have a very mixed bag for you this week with only 2 out of the 4 scheduled games going the distance.
First off we have the Flitter Mice who were matched up against the Brisbane Boncos.This was all in the wood elves favor with the Mice running in 4 tds to a measly 1 by those lovable norse the Boncos.It seems the Boncos couldn't contain the fleet footed elves who had their way with their opposition.There were no outstanding players on either team,with 4 of the Mice players getting in on the scoring act.This result is very promising for mice coach Beefygoodness as his charges come up against another norse lineup next week the Angry Asgardians.It looks like there will be extra training for the Boncos as coach Miyuso tries to whip them into shape.
Next on the agenda is the match between them dwarf killing norse the Angry Asgardians and a bruised and battered Adelaide Anvils.This was a close affair folks with the final result being a 1 all draw.The dwarves of the Anvils got on the board first with a very slow drive which nearly took up the all of the first half as the Asgardians kept pounding back the dwarven efforts.The second half was nearly a repeat of the first with the Asgardians continually pounding the dwarves on their way to the line.But the Anvils showed a lot of heart by slowing down the Asgardians and at one point nearly got control of the ball.The norse scored but left enough time in the match for the Anvils to score.A valiant effort on the buzzer by dwarves didn't pay off though with the ballcarrier tripping before the line and the final whistle being blown.Bofur was a standout for the Anvils scoring a td and being awarded mvp for the match,on the Asgardians side minotaur Frozen Tauros was outstanding causing 2 of his teams 3 casualties.
Our next game was a farce the Wickerman had come to play with G.O.D. fans in the crowd paying their hard earned cash to see some dwarf bashing mayhem.The dastardly dorfs took to the field looking as poor and haggard as a bunch of geriatric dwarves can.Overexcited with the thought of dwarf parts flying all over the place,the fans stormed onto the pitch holding the game up.When it finally did get started, Airell Cardell struck the first blow seriously injuring one of the dorfs.Then doing what they are well known for,the khemri fouled a downed dwarf,smashing him bad.Outraged at this blatant breaking of the rules the dwarves walked off the field,conceding the match.Coach Elan held a press conference later on announcing the retirement of the Dorfs.G.O.D. fans around the Southern Wastes rejoiced and I for one am not sorry to see them go.Old dwarves belong in the retirement village and not on the blood bowl pitch!
Now for a special report our last match of the round will be covered by former Good Old Days Returned star Mick Malthouse.
Over to you Mick. |
_________________
|
|
ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 17, 2004 - 03:58 |
|
Ed Harsh here for Herd and Hoof Magazine
After the indignity of last weeks draw, the mighty Black Crowes got back to buisness with a 2-1 win over the Fyord Frollikars. There was a definite focus on damage as their blocking numbers were well up on last weeks performance. While they only managed 2 BH...a key KO against the Frollikars QB was enough to keep him out for the remainer of the game and limit any real attempt for the Norse boys to gain the upper hand in the 2nd half. The fans have once again responded by signing up for memberships...thats 2 increases in 2 games against Norse types...Crowe fans LOVE to see those half naked snow bunnies on their back with horn marks in their chest. Now it is but a matter of time til the big Skink hunting season which awaits us in round 4. Til then dear readers. |
_________________
Say GO AWAY to CuddleBunny! |
|
Elan
Joined: Nov 16, 2003
|
| Posted:
Nov 14, 2004 - 14:32 |
|
DASTARDLY DORFS RETIRE GRACELESSLY
Game 2 Season 7 - Well Sportsfans, as expected the number of niggling injuries prevented a comeback from this mightiest of teams, with the game held up for 4 turns when the faithful Dorf fans realised just how bad the injury toll was. A total of only seven Dorfs went onto the pitch, and three of them were relative unknowns ...
Within minutes of the opening drive, the six remaining lads walked off the pitch in disgust, preferring to retire after seeing Dastardly nearly Serious Injured (SI, -1AV) apothecaried and then, with the Doc barely off the field and Dastardly catching his breath, fouled and Seriously Injured (SI, -1MV) by disrespectful Undead Dirty Playin scum - all because there were not enough Dorfs to assist him. Gesticulating fiercely at thier last opponents, the lads decide to toss in the towel.
Slimey of course took the walk-off badly, quitting the team in disgust ... but he was always a biy icky. The other players kicked the living crap outta him in the locker room later, tattooing several rude words on his forhead, including "You can't quit if the Team retires - Dopey!!"
Coach Elan said few words, other than "Who's got the tickets to Tahiti" and, when questioned by Commissioner Twahn about his status as a Southern Waste League Coach, he stated only "I'll be back!"
Dastardly, Captain of the now defunct team had only this to say when thjisa reporter caught up with him in the duggouts ... "Damn that hurt! I am too old for this $#*!"
Sad news, sportsfans, sad indeed. The rumour mill will now start up - when will Coach Elan return, and fielding what sort of team? Damn shame about the Dorfs - they coulda been contenders! |
|
|
ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 12, 2004 - 03:30 |
|
Ed Harsh here for Herd and Hoof Magazine
Well goat fans it with out hesitation that I say the the Dark Elves of the Southern Waste Warriors are amongst the luckiest little blackhearts we have ever seen play! Never before have the Black Crowes been subjected to such an OUTRAGEOUS display of Nuffle led shenanigans. Dodgeing, dancing, prancing, leaping, and all other sorts of hoop de loo as you'd want to see on a Blood Bowl field.
It was a classic Crowe match until the last 2 plays of the game. The Warriors recieved and scored as Elves are wont to do. We returned the favour to end the half. A 4 turn strike to start the second half almost seemed enough to win. BUT with the ball back in hooves after some quick defense, and seemingly safe at the start of the Warriors 7th turn, the play to amaze all plays took place. A Witch Elf (whose name shall NEVER be muttered in our hallowed dugout) Jumped up...dodged through a TZ, dodged again...ran across the field...doged INTO 2 TZ's and blasted the ball carrier with a 2D AGAINST block! The ball fell into the crowd who promptly HURLED it deep into Crowe territory. The kids got back in what appeared enough cover to keep the ball safe against the only 2 Elves who had movement. But a blitz failed to dismiss the threat and the horned idiot dropped the rock. So on T8 A dodge to a 1D blitz POW!..a dodge to a pick up the ball, 2 GFI's TOUCHDOWN and the draw!...oh..and did we mention the last 2 turns were played without ANY re-rolls?!? AND to top off this humliation of a draw a squadron of Mighty Blow and Claw caused exactly NO casuallties all game. Despite having the majority of the biff! Bleak times for the kids. But one thing is for sure...they will be MIGHTY pissed off come round 3!
Until Nuffle unleashes his next sit-com on the boys my dear readers we are signing off for now.
Black Crowes 2 vs 2 Southern Waste Warriors |
|
|
Toonie
Joined: Jun 03, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 09, 2004 - 15:41 |
|
Ok so what's that? I speak into this thing here and look into that thing over there. And what's that about following the lights?
Floor manager gives a signal then points and says "your on"
"Welcome to the North Conference News File,I'm Lars Nielson former Angry Asgardian Star blitzer and compare of the show"
"What a start to the SWL Season in the newly formed North Conference with displays of both finesse and brutality!"
"First off there was the game between the Brisbane Boncos and Good Old Days Returned with sibling coaches Miyuso and Drokmar pitting their skills against one another."
"It was good day for Drokmar and her human charges picking up a 2-0 victory,but was soured a little with Good Old Days player Neal Craig picking up a niggling injury."
"But the match of the round had to be between the Adeladide Anvils and the Wicker Men,the Anvils should of found this easy going but ran into all sorts of problems."
"Coach Covertfun must of said something to really inspire the Wicker Men as the undead horde came out and beat senseless their more fancied opponents."
"Grabbing a 2-1 victory and dominating the casulaty count which saw the death of the Anvils lone troll slayer on the field,Thorin."
"Anvils coach Rennigeb was speechless and couldn't be contacted after the match for an interview,coach Covertfun on the otherhand was pleased at the performance and was looking forward to the round 2 clash with another dorf team,the Dastardly Dorfs."
"And speaking of the dorfs they came away with a very costly win,downing my old team the Asgardians 2-0,but at the expense of star blitzer Perverse and up and coming blitzer Maladjusted,who died on the recieving end of blocks by the norse blitzer duo of Unger Van Klieber and Lars Fenrir."
"Coach of the Dorfs,Elan has now issued a grudge against Asgardian coach Toonie for taking away 2 of his healthiest players and leaving a team of injury-ridden has-beens who are well past it."
"After the match we caught up with coach Toonie who quoted as saying "We showed them we can get up in the faces of the best of them,but there is still room for improvement in the teams offense." He was then seen going into the dressing room with a very large stick."
"I can assure you that the boys will learn to be more careful when it comes to picking up the ball!"
"In our last game of the round we have the agility of the Flitter Mice up against the reptilian antics of the Horny Toads."
"Toads coach Xzcion will really have to delve deep into his bag of tricks for round 2 after a lacklustre performance by the cold blooded ones,getting trounced 5-0 by the wood elves under the guidance of Beefygoodness."
"The mice even managed to put 3 of the Toads players out for round 2 in a display of total dominance."
"So that is the wrap in the North straight from the norse's mouth,this is Lars Nielson telling you how it really is." |
_________________
|
|
JoeKano
Joined: Aug 30, 2003
|
| Posted:
Nov 08, 2004 - 23:37 |
|
Southern Wastes Tournament Report.7-8th November 2004 Carlton Crest Melbourne or
Da Ladz Trip to Da Big Smoke
or
Wot Da Krusherz did at Da Big Comp
It wuz raining az we didz all getz on a da new fangled empire thingy, da hot white smokey cart. We woz goings to da big bunch a games to see'z what we could do. We woz looking forward to it. Big Coach Kano had 'igh 'opes we wouldz kick many butts and break lots of tings, so we proceeded to do dats. Dat Club Car was aptly named...
Soz, wes got to da Crest Bloodbowl Field and piled outta da smokey cart and wents inside and da coach got us registered and picked up our kit. Me and da other Big Orcs 'eadbutted to see who would wear da 1 and it woz me, Bash Um dat won it soz i wore da 1.
Our first game woz against Coach Twahn's Norsadamen. For Humies they'z tough rightz. Theyz carried da ball cross for da TD's twice compared to us none'z. But we broke one of dem and put im off the pitch for mosta da game. Dem Norsademen are goodz ladz. We likez dem and theyre uniforms were goodz looking.
We eared some a da other rezults of da first games. Shadow's Shadow Ratz won 4-0, Dem Dwarvies of Coach Elan pounded they'z opponentz, as did some lizardmen.
Game Da Second me and da ladz played some high elves Coach Ozjesting had brought along. For a bunch of panzies they'z woz tough gits. They'z killed Moldem Da Lineman, wit a pointy heel throughz da eye, nasty cheaters, and broke another of da ladz for the rest of da game. Butts we broke one of dare ladz and we both scored a TD each. Tough games so far.
Game Da Third was against da Shadow Ratz who for the third time in a da row scored four TD's. Dis time gainst us, last rd against some Lizardmen. But we'z did bashes them for it, putting three of dem in da bin for mozt of da game. Satisfyingly crunchy.
Dat woz de end of Day da One. So's me and da lads went outs and got smashed and did some smashing ta gets fired up for da next day.
Da next day our heads were very sore and we did get to da Crest and find our first opponentz for da day had changed overnight from a bunch of wossie elves to a bunch of big ladz wot looked a lot like us, and indeed dey were, it weren't just all da beerz we drunk. Dis was most disconcerting and cost us a reroll due to our bad habitz of da night before. We played dem other orcs and we each scored once, and we each kicked one lad offa da field. Woz a good punch on of a game but mosta da ladz were very unda da weather gotta say so by da end we also had four sleeping it off in da dugoutz. If not for da nightz drinking we mighta stopped dat TD. Would we do anything different next time? Nup, woz fun.
We's Heard it was gonna be a big matchup next round between the two leading teams, Shadow's Ratz and Elan's Dastardly Dorfs, both teams having been very hard to beat for anybodiez.
Butz we had Gamea Da Five to play. Dis was some High Elves of Nick Nmoran. Dey was tough elves to play, and were andled flawlessy in their skillz i gots ta say, but Nuffle was not wid dem, 'e woz wid us as we wacked two of em outta da game and scored twice to dere one of each. Da ladz woz 'appies now, we had won.
We eared that the Dwarvies beat da Shadow's Ratz senseless and won 3-1 buts wot woz funny was dat da next rounds da final and dese two had to play againz. Wow. We had a scratch game against dem same orcs we played dat morning and showed dem, on accountz dem beingz New'z how to uze a Troll to toss a gobbo, but da trollz slammed da gobbo into da turf and da gobbo didna wanna try it again straight away. We won dat one but we had to put da boot in on a little chainsaw wielding maniac who tried carving up me Brudderr Crush'Um. Fortunately we ad Varag Da Goulchewer wid us at the time and he put da boot in and punted da little runt offa da field.
In da final the Rat'z turned around and won with 4 TD's again, atleast officially dey won. Personally as the Dorfs had done likez morze dan 12 caz's to im in two games we a knowz who we reckonz won. Dem Dastardly's are tough dwarvies, i must admit grudgingly, butz they'z didna playz uzzes so we willz never knowz for surez.
Wez went omez having had a good timez in da big city at da big Southern Wastes Tournament. Woz a great venue and it woz lotz of funz. Dere were great prizes too for da winnerz and some of da winerz who were not so winnerz but almost da Winnerz. We'z hoping to see'sz more of da Lad'z of da southern wastes there Next Year!!!
Wouldz also likes to say a big tanks to da sponsors and organizers who canz be foundz here |
_________________
"Take the Strength, crush the opposing linemen, drive them broken before you and hear the lamentation of their Cheerleaders!!!"
Last edited by JoeKano on %b %17, %2004 - %05:%Nov; edited 1 time in total |
|
Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 08, 2004 - 19:14 |
|
Bob Borc 'ere ladz.
Ya know, hangin' out in the dugouts ya get to here lots of curious things wot dont usually get linked. Team secrets and all I spoze. Like da Twahnlow's. Where did it go, or they go? Why hav' they been lost? Do all the new ladz really think Twahn is just a little mental in his ravings about it?
Well, I may not look much of sleuth, (despite my slender figure!), and I may well be a whole lot more brawn 'dan brain, but sometimes lookin' as ingenious as a fence post has its moments. People trust you with titbits and random musings that this 'ol orc dinna forget. After a long while wez had enuff info to go walkabout in search of Twahnlow's long lost artifacts and found many of them we did!
Most of em had just been accidentally lost in the frenzied travelling between matches. Like da golden arrow, found bent out of shape and bein used as a boomerang by some tribe out in da sticks. Others we ain't got no hope of retrievin, like the copper boot that broke "Chainsaw" the Minotaur's broad grin. According to all reports no-one was game to retrieve it and we ain't seen the mad bull ever since.
Anywayz....to cut a long story short - the Twahnlow's are coming back! Me and da Goonz have managed to scribble some notes on the contenders each week - you can see the latest runnings at
Twhanlow's Ladder |
Last edited by Snorri on %b %10, %2004 - %04:%Nov; edited 2 times in total |
|
ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
|
| Posted:
Nov 02, 2004 - 13:30 |
|
Ed Harsh here for Herd and Hoof Magazine
And thus it begins dear readers. With a whoop and a hollar and a constant humming from one weakend Mino.the Black Crowes have stated their intentions at the start of Season 7! 4BH 1RIP...oh..and a 2-1 Victory over former Premier champs Blue Mountain Dragons! The kids are rightfully fired up as they realize with the impending breeding season soon upon them this may be their last shot at glory! Almost half the team are sporting Mighty Blow and any attempt at finesse has been abandoned....they are going to maul their way to the top. This promises to be a bloody nightmare for the South Conference. Stay tuned for more gory details as this season rolls on! |
_________________
Say GO AWAY to CuddleBunny! |
|
|
|
| |
NBFL Season 32: The ...
Search
