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selfy_74



Joined: Sep 03, 2010

Post   Posted: Jul 30, 2014 - 23:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Pre-tournament Team Run-down:

Team: Battlesquig Galactica
Race: Squig Herder's
Star Player: Mighty Squig
Previous Tournaments: None
Current Form: Middling to Poor
Win Chance: Low to None

Sound Bite:

Unidentified Night Gobbo 1: You would rather that we run?
Unidentified Night Gobbo 2: Yes! Absolutely! That is the only sane thing to do here - exactly that, run. We leave this tournament right now and never look back.
Unidentified Night Gobbo 1: You can run if you'd like. This team will stand and it will fight.
Unidentified Night Gobbo 2: I'm going to be straight with you here. This team is about to be wiped out. We have eleven lads and three squigs left and that's it. Now, if we are even going to survive as a team, then we need to get the hell out of here and we need to start having babies!
Unidentified Night Gobbo 1: Right, well, bring me a cave squig and I'll start making the babies!

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xnoelx



Joined: Jun 05, 2012

Post   Posted: Jul 31, 2014 - 00:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Damnit, I missed out on applying. Dang downtime (and forgetfulness)...

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WhatBall



Joined: Aug 21, 2008

Post   Posted: Jul 31, 2014 - 18:35 Reply with quote Back to top

xnoelx wrote:
Damnit, I missed out on applying. Dang downtime (and forgetfulness)...

Put your team in just in case there are drop outs. Might make it in or into the Loser's bracket to replace a dropped team.

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xnoelx



Joined: Jun 05, 2012

Post   Posted: Jul 31, 2014 - 19:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Ace, done, ta very much. I'm not too proud to clutch at straws.

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selfy_74



Joined: Sep 03, 2010

Post   Posted: Jul 31, 2014 - 22:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Breaking News!

Battlesquig Galactica through to winners bracket in one-sided nuffle fest. 2-0 final score, but could have been more. Everything went the way of the squigs.

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TheSyron



Joined: Jun 17, 2012

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2014 - 22:36 Reply with quote Back to top

The Bronzen Zebras went through after a hard fought battle against Space Satan Squigs which saw their prize quarterback permanently injured and out for the next game.
And in the next game they face... Battlesquig Galactica.
The Pygmies are already slaughtering their next antilope as a sacrifice to Nuffle, after all it did work wonders the first time.
the_Sage



Joined: Jan 13, 2011

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2014 - 23:01 Reply with quote Back to top

xnoelx wrote:
Damnit, I missed out on applying. Dang downtime (and forgetfulness)...


I hope you make it in; you're very stunty. =D
selfy_74



Joined: Sep 03, 2010

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2014 - 23:20 Reply with quote Back to top

TheSyron wrote:

The Pygmies are already slaughtering their next antilope


Mmmmmm....antilope! Cool

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xnoelx



Joined: Jun 05, 2012

Post   Posted: Aug 03, 2014 - 21:23 Reply with quote Back to top

the_Sage wrote:
xnoelx wrote:
Damnit, I missed out on applying. Dang downtime (and forgetfulness)...


I hope you make it in; you're very stunty. =D


Thank you, I hope I make it too. And that might be the nicest thing anyone ever said about me. Which is slightly depressing...

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WhatBall



Joined: Aug 21, 2008

Post   Posted: Aug 04, 2014 - 19:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Hellbillies and Keep Calm starting... Enjoy.

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gamelsetlmatch



Joined: Mar 05, 2013

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2014 - 05:07 Reply with quote Back to top

My little stinks managed to slip past a C'Fling team with an amazing set of Spawn..phew!!

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WhatBall



Joined: Aug 21, 2008

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2014 - 19:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Week one in Brettonia is drawing to a close. A few games are yet to be played, but most are in the books and there has been some great excitement already.

The Dawson Creek Hellbillies overcame Keep Calm and Listen to Ska's wizard and dexterous Cheaters scoring a defensive TD in the first half to walk to an OT win once most of the Ska'sters were incapacitated. The ref helped the Hellbillies in this one, ignoring all but one Fling foul. He also pocketed two bribes for Goblin saws, and still banned them, while simply overlooking the Fling saw.

FCC I Champions Lost Paladins eked out an OT win over Primera Garra. Some last minute heroics (and good KO rolls for OT) made the difference.

These two well-known teams are scheduled to meet today at 10 EST, or 0400 BB time. Will the savvy coaching of Azure propel him another round into the tournament or will his Squigs implode on their own team? Will WhatBall be able to find the dice again to sneak past the second round?

Who awaits the winner in the third round? Possibly the infamous Hospital? As fans, ...we can only hope.

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shadow46x2



Joined: Nov 22, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 07, 2014 - 01:42 Reply with quote Back to top

First round is complete. Congrats to all of the winners advancing to the second round, and for those who did not advance, the Loser's Bracket is now live. Winner's Second round & Loser's First round are now scheduled. Good luck to all!

--j

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Kalamona



Joined: Apr 21, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 08, 2014 - 08:56 Reply with quote Back to top

Pancake Chefs vs Hospital
Tonight at around 23.45 bbtime.
WhatBall



Joined: Aug 21, 2008

Post   Posted: Aug 08, 2014 - 14:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Kalamona wrote:
Pancake Chefs vs Hospital
Tonight at around 23.45 bbtime.

The league officials have declared this one a death match, no apothecaries and no regeneration. No particular reason why.

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