andycapp
Joined: May 26, 2004
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use http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr and select German-to-English to get the gist of it all.
... Klaus Von Crap, signing off, and remember, if it is not German, it is not porn.
hmmm . righty-o then Symm ... |
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PLATYPUS
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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May 17, 2005 - 07:47 |
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| DaemonicLazoth wrote: | | And in english please? |
In German please?
You'll find the same text on the German Vermin team page.
It is easier to read it in English then that German.
But it fits in the fluff to have 'German' summery. Even though no German can understand it  |
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Symmetrical
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
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May 17, 2005 - 07:56 |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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May 18, 2005 - 14:42 |
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Donuts Finish Season In Style
In a double header match up at "The Shoppe", the men from Good Old Days took on the Donuts in a fearsome display of violence, but not much action on the scoreboard... the match ended 1-1 and the Men had the field at their mercy with many Flings deciding the free donuts in the dugout were better than earning them on the pitch and both Trees rooted to the spot for most of the game.
Still they wanted to foul and maim and it cost them.
With a brief meal (only 13 courses and deserts), the Boys were back out again to take on the wild men from Brisbane, The Bonco's. They were decidely beat up from their last match and took to the field with 3 rookie makeweights.
In experienced showed as the Donut Boys took a big 2-0 lead.
The match ended 2-1 after a consolation TD for the norsemen, but it was a stellar performance again from Hilbo Tippins as he passed for one touchdown and was flung in again for another.
So the inaugural season for the Donuts Boys ends... we will finish a credible mid table and have a decent squad ready for next season with all contract negotiations complete, and the $1,500,000 salary cap fully spent.
All in all, a fine effort! Donuts For You All!! |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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May 24, 2005 - 05:59 |
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Who Said The Veterans Were Has Beens!
Vladim Oslobahn warmed up for the Pro Bowl with FIVE casualties against the hapless Calen Caretakers in the Blue Mountain Dragons 3-1 demolition of the poor Woodies.
Vladim was quoted after the match that he was "looking forward to getting back into competitive Blood Bowl" and that he was "sick of playing these pub teams in the so called "Veterans" league."
He also expressed joy at again locking horns with Duke Snakefield and that playing under a different coach in the Pro Bowl may see the Duke "a little more exposed than normal"...
Be sure to tune into Channel BB on Sunday Night 8:30pm Eastern to see the Premier vs Veterans clash! |
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Smegish
Joined: Jul 13, 2004
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May 24, 2005 - 10:40 |
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Hi there Sports fans, JaHosh Gawwad here again to give you the Pre-Game Report for this, the final Round. Firstly lets have a look at the Twahn Memorial League:
Form Guide (2/1/3) vs Sinister Duskriders (1/1/2)
Form Guide have had a strong second half of the season, but their disastrous start means that they're out of contention for the title. The Duskriders have improved over the season, and should be built up enough to have a good season 10. The Rotters have suffered many injuries this season, and will probably struggle in this game, while the duskriders should be able to win this one. Duskriders by 1.
Creepers (4/1/1) vs Good, Bad, Furry (2/2/2)
The Creepers have had a great season, and only a disaster will prevent them being Division Champions. The Skaven however, have not had a good year, and could have been so much more had it not been for key losses of both games and players. While both teams have some injuries, the Creepers shouldn't be to bothered with theirs, and should win comfortably. Creepers by 2.
Soft n Fluffy (3/1/2) vs Bogan Yobs (3/2/1)
This is a meeting of the only other real contendes for the title, and both teams have to win this one to ensure promotion. Both teams have had a good season, and will definately be teams to watch next season. With no major injury problems on either side, it should be a great game to watch. I beleive the strength of the Orcs will see them through into the Conferences. Soft n Fluffly by 1.
Women Who Wear Little (2/1/3) vs King's Park Rangers (1/3/2)
Well, the Women had a good start to this season, but it all came undone after Round 3. The Rangers have struggled all season long, and this game is the last chance for both teams to add some dignity to this season. Neither team has any players with major injuries to worry about, but the Rangers are down to only 11 players for this game, and a few early KO's could seal this game for the amazons. Wimmin by 1.
And Now the Donut Emporium League.
Good Old Days Return (0/2/4) vs Arnold's Avengers (0/0/6)
Bottom of the barrel game this one, and it should be an interesting battle for the wooden spoon. Both teams will probably just want to forget about this season. The Avengers will win on CAS, but the Humans will win where it counts, on the scoreboard. Good Old Days by 2.
Wicked C Dorfs (2/1/0) vs Minor Deities (6/0/0)
The Wicked C Dorfs have had a great season, and they are only placed 6th because they missed the first 3 weeks. The Deities though, have had an incredible season, and may become one of the few teams in SWL history to have a perfect season. The Dorfs will put in a good fight in this one, but the Deities are unstoppable this season. Deities by at least 2.
Pestilent Freaks (4/0/2) vs BrisVegans (4/1/1)
This game will be a fight for the last promotion slot, and a tough one it'll be. Both teams have played well all season long and this game should be no exception. The many niggling injuries amongst the skaven could be a problem for them, but they should field a strong team for this game. The strength and speed of the lizardmen will test the skaven to their limits, but I cannont see which team will come out on top. I reckon this game will end in a draw!
Well, there we have it, my last tips for Season 9. I hope I helped all those of you out there of a betting mind, and will be here next season delivering my opinions. This is JaHosh Gawwad, tellin you to keep BRINGING BACK THE BIFF! |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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May 24, 2005 - 12:17 |
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Edi the Birk: A big Gidday to all you Bowl Fans out there! My name's Edi the Birk, and this is Carlton Vision! The world's a better place when viewed through a bottle of Carlton!
Well, with Rounds 4, 5, and 6 now over, we find ourselves at the business end of the season. Carlton are on top of the ladder of course, and it looks like it's all gonna come down to one last roll of the dice in our fight for the Title. Ain't that always the way Kids!
Tied at the top with Northern Conference hard hitters Beasts of Bowl, it's looking at all being decided by the respective teams' performance in this last round. The good news for us all is that a win for Carlton against their League opponents SWL Losers should pretty much see Carlton take the Title as, even if the Beasts win theirs, the tie breaker is weighted in favour of our boys! Gotta be happy with that, Boys and Girls! 
The last few rounds have been laced with sorrow for our brave battlers, and I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about here. Let's take a quick look at an important game in Carlton's History, and a hard beginning to their road to the Title...
Round 4, The Flash is Dead... Long Live the Flash!
With Duke missing the match with a hair appointment and Flash ominously dieing in the opening minutes of the match before being brought back to life with a quickly administered swig of our Special Brew, it took nerves of steel to sit out this nail biting matchup against a club that had sworn the destruction of all things Carlton since the very first day that they joined the SWL, the dreaded and dreadful Citadel Ancients. It'll be a long time before their name is mentioned in Carlton without a spit, a curse, and an obsene gesture...
Things weren't getting better much faster as Davros succumbed to a well timed block that saw him sidelined for the rest of the match. Flash was sacked metres from the line after a perfectly judged longbomb from Adam Yardley and the Carlton offence began to break down further.
The inexperience of many of Carltons second tier players really showed in the resultant scramble and the Ancients were ableto run away with the ball for a leisurely score. Nobody much was watching the ball though... they were watching the slow moving zombie fist of Chuckitin as it connected with the heart of the Carlton Team in a catastrophic collision that would change the face of Bloodbowl for some, change it forever... There was no special brew to save him this time. This time, the Flash was dead. Dead...
Yep. Flash was dead... or was he? The faithful had barely begun what for many would be a lifetime of grief when their broken hearts for one fleeting moment stopped dead. Flash was getting to his feet! He was gonna be alright!! Looks of grief turned to looks of joy before turning to looks of horror. Something wasn't right... something was... different.
"Braaaiiiinnss" groaned Flash.
You could see the conflict in the Carlton players as they took the field to see their former team mate line up against them. Having already taken quite a beating physically, they were ill prepared for this latest assault. A grim fury enveloped all but the most bone headed of the remaining players as they set about trying to right the wrong that had been done to their one time comrade. Zombies fell under the relentless but futile assault, but Flash was proving as nigh unstoppable in death as he had been in life. With cruelty he was given the ball by his new team, and with evil spite, he slammed it over the line!
As if this weren't enough, he then shuffled into defence on Carlton's counter attack, diving on young Carlton Blitzer Clayton as he sailed towards a consolation touchdown otherwise unopposed! With some spark of his former grace, the creature then bent down to fetch the scattered ball, teed up a pass to a waiting dogman and set up a play that would see the Ancients add another to the scoreboard!
The game ended 3-0, with the dead Flash certainly earning his first MVP for his new team...
Round 5 would see Carlton take on a seriously undermanned Darkest Sides of the Sun in a good old fashioned schelacking! A good sign for a side that has traditionally put a lot on the shoulders of its Stars...
With Round 6 being a bye for our boys, we're now sitting at Round 7 and everything is well and truly on the table. A win here will pretty much see the Title with Carlton, a draw or loss, well who can say. We're once again facing an undermanned Elven opponent and confidence is unashamedly high for this last match decider.
Should be an exciting end to the Season none the less, and word has it that both Carlton and Beasts of Bowl are slated to fill the ranks of the Premier League next season regardless. I'm sure a few scores will be settled when next they meet. But for now, it's just two clubs going for glory!
And isn't that what it's all about, eh?
Edi the Birk, signing off. |
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JoeKano
Joined: Aug 30, 2003
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May 29, 2005 - 15:16 |
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We cross now live the ChannelBB! Coverage of the SWL ProBowl Game 1 between the Fringe Fanatics and the Conference Conquistadors....
Pre broadcast in the booth.
<XanatosBloodhoof> oh man is this going o be a fun game
<Bob_Borc> sure is Xanatos we expect a huge crowd tonight
<Bob_Borc> now have you done your voice warm ups?
<XanatosBloodhoof> and what a match this will be
* Bob_Borc runs through a series of vocal registers
<Bob_Borc> ok show time in 2 mins
<XanatosBloodhoof> right, the player's must have a lot on their minds right now
<Bob_Borc> screw the players it's us I am worried about
<Bob_Borc> this is a big night for us
<Bob_Borc> our first probowl game call
<Lars_Nielson> should be a thriller Bob
<XanatosBloodhoof> and welcome Lars
<Bob_Borc> woo, you made it Lars
<Bob_Borc> OK we lock the booth in 1 minute
<Bob_Borc> an then its our biggest night ever on Channel BB!
<Bob_Borc> who's first on the interview list Lars?
<Bob_Borc> and were live................... now.
The Call
<Bob_Borc> Welcome
<Bob_Borc> to the first ever Pro-Bowl game
<Lars_Nielson> well we can't go past the top blocker in the conferences this season Frozen Tauros
<Bob_Borc> who we will be interviewing at halftime
<XanatosBloodhoof> Snakefield?
<Bob_Borc> well you know the rumors that have been circulating Xanatos
<Bob_Borc> that he won't make half time however we will hopefully have him at the end of tonights game
<XanatosBloodhoof> well we will have to wait and see
<Bob_Borc> OK Lars describe the setup for the fringe could you
<Bob_Borc> for the first kick
<Lars_Nielson> an impressive lineup for the fringe here
<Bob_Borc> any standouts in this crowd of champions?
<Lars_Nielson> setting up in a 5-2-4 formation
<Bob_Borc> Well the Conference are setting up to receive
<XanatosBloodhoof> the Star Wolf Blitzer Lupis has been kept on reserve
<Bob_Borc> any thoughts there XanatosBloodhoof
<Lars_Nielson> well Deepwood Firmbranch comes to mind, the tall powering oak could be a handful
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes a nice strong point there
<Lars_Nielson> but if he takes root he will be as useless as tits on a minotaur
<Bob_Borc> they seem to be keeping well away perhaps hoping he will put roots down in the lush green turf
<XanatosBloodhoof> but its seems that they are massing for a massive blitz down the side
<Bob_Borc> heres the KICK!!!~
<XanatosBloodhoof> Perfect Defense
<Bob_Borc> the Fringe scramble to adjust there line up
<Lars_Nielson> and by no surprise they readjust to cover the right side
<XanatosBloodhoof> and the first block goes to Rudi Van Winkle stunning Prince Michael
<XanatosBloodhoof> if he wasnt so tough he would of been out of there
<Lars_Nielson> with the assist from Hopp'n M Cauldron
<Bob_Borc> he looks especially tough this game...
<Lars_Nielson> the Conference looks to be switching their attack to the left side of the field
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a nice pass by Mannfred to Roderick
<Bob_Borc> Tanguay deep
<Lars_Nielson> and Deepwood is down!
<XanatosBloodhoof> and he is up
<Lars_Nielson> and taken root
<Bob_Borc> well he will have much less impact on this drive you would think
<XanatosBloodhoof> Rene takes down Hoppn
<Lars_Nielson> some pretty ineffectual blocking by the Fringe there
<Bob_Borc> the Conference line is holding its screen of the ball carrier well
<Lars_Nielson> will be interesting to see what the conference do here
<Bob_Borc> and the crowd is going wild
<Lars_Nielson> Vengence KO's Rivkin and the crowd goes wild
<XanatosBloodhoof> Hearld knocks Rene one
<Bob_Borc> big hit folks
<Bob_Borc> Antaka into the crowd, makes it back to the dugout safely
<Bob_Borc> as Roderick and Tanquay combine
<Lars_Nielson> Roderick hands off to Tanguay who dodges out and runs in the opening TD
<Bob_Borc> for first score of the game
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Rene must like the soft pillows, he is still out cold
<Lars_Nielson> well it was a massive hit as Rivkin's boots are still on the field
<Bob_Borc> Well we setting up for the 2nd drive and the Duke has taken the field in Defence
<Lars_Nielson> what is coach Covertfun doing putting the Conference's leading td scorer on the los?
<XanatosBloodhoof> Lupis teaming up with Michael
<Lars_Nielson> Anders would be pretty nervous lining up there
<Bob_Borc> well its all about different styles of thinking is the ProBowl
<Lars_Nielson> well i'm thinking he is a knucklehead
<Bob_Borc> well its a huge crowd of 133,000 here tonight watching this first game of the Pro-Bowl Series
<Bob_Borc> and they have already seen one incredible game
<Bob_Borc> How about that hit!!
<XanatosBloodhoof> Tauros down for the count
* Lars_Nielson shakes his head at the inept coaching by Covertfun on defense
<Bob_Borc> corrr
<Bob_Borc> and another one!!!
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Lupis in fine form injuring Roderick
<Lars_Nielson> the fringe are just carving players up now
<Bob_Borc> The fringe may not be as agile looking but they sure know how to hit!!
<Bob_Borc> Mozad Scoops the ball......
<Lars_Nielson> and settles in next to Ewing and Budvar
<Bob_Borc> Conference head in swinging
<XanatosBloodhoof> Duke with an ineffective swing
<Lars_Nielson> the conference defence is easily overpowered here
<Bob_Borc> Desperate play......
<Lars_Nielson> Tanguay with a leap and and a crucial block
<Bob_Borc> pays offf..........
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a good take down
<Lars_Nielson> Karlis gathers the crumbs and scoots off
<Lars_Nielson> and pelts it downfield to be picked up later
<Bob_Borc> Harp goes back to cover the ball for fringe
<Bob_Borc> Ewing takes Tanguay down to clear up a run on Karlis
<Bob_Borc> and prevent his scooping back the ball
<Bob_Borc> no looks like they are gonna push further into offense
<XanatosBloodhoof> cleanly picked by Antaka
<Lars_Nielson> who fumbles the handoff
<Bob_Borc> now that could cost em...
<Lars_Nielson> to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Lucius slaps down Khudis
<Lars_Nielson> and the conference quickly surround the ball
<XanatosBloodhoof> this could be interesting
<Bob_Borc> Blind navigator closes the ball but goes down on it
<Lars_Nielson> i think that block by Anders was costly
<Bob_Borc> he really needed to put im down..
<Lars_Nielson> allowing Prince Michael to sidestep out into the open
<Bob_Borc> Lupis brings down Hopp'n
<Lars_Nielson> and the first foul in the game
<Bob_Borc> Ball to Prince Michael
<Lars_Nielson> this gonna get ugly
<XanatosBloodhoof> Michael breaks away for the td
<Lars_Nielson> Michael scores to level the ballgame
<Bob_Borc> Prince Michael score to level it up at turn 5
<Bob_Borc> we setup for another drive
<Lars_Nielson> and Hilbo Tippins comes into the game
<Bob_Borc> I see the Halfling aerial corp are being deployed
<Lars_Nielson> he must feel 6 feet tall out there at the moment
<Bob_Borc> oh Thanks Mr Whippy for the Donuts here in the commentary booth
<Bob_Borc> make mine a strawberry jam filled iced thanks..
<XanatosBloodhoof> the fringe are certainly holding their own
<Lars_Nielson> and also Orca-Cola for supplying the drinks
<Lars_Nielson> the conference set up on the right again
<Lars_Nielson> and are quick on the snap
<Lars_Nielson> taking the defence unawares
<Bob_Borc> Interestingly no dedicated kicker made it into either of these teams of stars..
<Lars_Nielson> and no dirty players either
<XanatosBloodhoof> wow massive fast play
<Bob_Borc> well that was an interesting time dilation effect there...
<Lars_Nielson> the SWL will have to look into this
<Bob_Borc> as the Conference go deep in offense and shield the ball deep in their own half
<Bob_Borc> plenty of receiving option out here..
<Bob_Borc> Hilbo goes into the midfield as an intercept option..
<Lars_Nielson> as the fringe move into position to cover the pass
<XanatosBloodhoof> Deepwood going to cover
<Lars_Nielson> Deepwood on the blitz brings down Claudia
<Lars_Nielson> and Michael trips
<Lars_Nielson> showing he isn't really that agile
<Bob_Borc> the fringe have left one half wide open
<XanatosBloodhoof> he didn't quite land right
<Bob_Borc> he may have twisted an ankle there..
<Lars_Nielson> Mozad comes in for the pass block
<XanatosBloodhoof> bug fumble there
<XanatosBloodhoof> big
<Lars_Nielson> and pressures Richthofen to fumble
<Bob_Borc> this could be costly for the conference..
<Lars_Nielson> another big hit, this time from Deepwood on Claudia
<Bob_Borc> Hilbo moves into coverage and Mozad dodges to grab the ball..
<Lars_Nielson> and picks it up cleanly
<Bob_Borc> he goes to throw
<Bob_Borc> and Karlis moves to pass block
<Bob_Borc> falls and is off the field
<XanatosBloodhoof> ohhh and another failed catch
<Lars_Nielson> blitz by the Duke!
<Bob_Borc> it looks misdirected...
<Lars_Nielson> clearing a path for Richthofen
<Bob_Borc> Manfred slips through an open hole
<Bob_Borc> scoop the ball and fall
<XanatosBloodhoof> and fails to get away from Antaka
<Bob_Borc> it lands at Hilbo's feet...
<Lars_Nielson> must be slippery out there
<Lars_Nielson> Tanguay joins his team mates on the injured list
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a clear run for Antaka
<Bob_Borc> Mozads hands off to Antaka for the score
<Bob_Borc> finishing the half at 2-1
<Bob_Borc> for the Fringe
<Lars_Nielson> if the Fringe score from the kickoff, it'll be all over
<Lars_Nielson> maybe we should grab one of the Fringe guys to interview as the Duke has done bugger all so far
<XanatosBloodhoof> perhaps Antaka?
Half Time Break Over
<Bob_Borc> well the teams are back on the field after the oranges
<Bob_Borc> so we will have to hold the interview till full time
<Lars_Nielson> the crowd is really rowdy here tonight
<Lars_Nielson> hitting Lucius with a rock
<Bob_Borc> cor and Lucius is down from a rock...or was it a full can of Bugmans XXXX
<XanatosBloodhoof> id say Bugmans
<Bob_Borc> The drink of Champions!!
<Bob_Borc> and one of our sponsors for tonights coverage
<XanatosBloodhoof> oh god Lupis is on the sideline
<Lars_Nielson> the ground must of been watered here as Deepwood has taken root again
<Lars_Nielson> Rudi stuns Antaka
<Bob_Borc> the duke makes a run drags the shadower
<Bob_Borc> but fails to bring him down
<Bob_Borc> plenty of Fringe round the ball
<Bob_Borc> and they have the speed to shift the line of attack..
<Lars_Nielson> as the conference seems to be clutching at straws
<Lars_Nielson> Harp passes to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Harp passes to Lupis who takes down Rabbo and runs for home
<XanatosBloodhoof> but trips on a rock on the field
<Lars_Nielson> must of caught one of his claws on it
<Bob_Borc> manfred recovers the ball
<Lars_Nielson> and passes
<Bob_Borc> prince Michael spoils it
<XanatosBloodhoof> but Michael slaps it away
<Lars_Nielson> was a beautiful leap there
<Bob_Borc> ball is loose again...
<Bob_Borc> the fringe attack
<Lars_Nielson> Buffington and Deepwood are going toe to toe mid field
<XanatosBloodhoof> go Michael
<Bob_Borc> as the prince clears it
<Bob_Borc> and scores again for the fringe
<Lars_Nielson> well that score might be the match clincher but with plenty of time left in the half anything can happen
<Bob_Borc> where set for the next drive....
<Bob_Borc> and the Fringe Fans mug the ref
<Bob_Borc> its gonna get bloody out there folks
<Lars_Nielson> coach Covertfun is blamer Anders for dropping the catch under pressure
<XanatosBloodhoof> some really bad plays there
<Bob_Borc> i think some unwise choices there by the Conference coach
<Lars_Nielson> who quickly blames the players
<Lars_Nielson> Deepwood has taken root again!
<Bob_Borc> and Deeproot surely is
<Lars_Nielson> they must of fertilized the pitch as well
<Bob_Borc> I think the Conference must have fertilizer spread on the field before the game...
<Lars_Nielson> as i said earlier that could be a major factor in the match
<Bob_Borc> a lack of aggressive play though by the fringe coach may see it work out anyway
<XanatosBloodhoof> well its been more of a minor here tho
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Antaka goes and takes a nap
<Bob_Borc> trying to get in coverage position
<Lars_Nielson> i think the key to this play here will be to get the ball to M'cauldron who is within scoring distance
<Bob_Borc> I think there is a lot of pressure on these coaches here tonight
<XanatosBloodhoof> covert is cracking under pressure
<Bob_Borc> Hopp'n crowds Rene however possibly missing the chance to score...
<Lars_Nielson> seems he wants the Duke to score
<XanatosBloodhoof> just so the duke does something
<Lars_Nielson> but the Duke is dropped
<XanatosBloodhoof> budvar give the Duke a knee to the goolies
<Lars_Nielson> Michael grabs the ball, dodges then leaps next to Mozad
<Bob_Borc> who takes the ball down field
<Bob_Borc> across the half line
<Lars_Nielson> Mozad receives the hand off and scoots down field
Technical Difficulties
<XanatosBloodhoof> and we have a glitch in our live feed
<Bob_Borc> get those bums back on here!!
<Lars_Nielson> i blame those damn wizards
<Bob_Borc> ill have words with them, stuffing up my commentary
<Bob_Borc> i am Bob_Borc you know
<Bob_Borc> you know who I am!!!
<Bob_Borc> Ill have their balls for Breakfast
<Bob_Borc> they will never work in this town again!!!
<Lars_Nielson> settle down Bob, we're still getting paid you know
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes and i think covert will get a severe beating for his mishandling of the team
<Bob_Borc> really?
<Bob_Borc> oh
<Bob_Borc> OK then
<Bob_Borc> well well go to this station announcement whilst we look into the outcome...
<XanatosBloodhoof> i think we should give sum awards out for this match
<Lars_Nielson> well most over hyped player award would go to the Duke
<Bob_Borc> well whilst we on station break lets discuss the maps for both sides
<Bob_Borc> how are you lads going to vote..
<XanatosBloodhoof> i think Prince Michael has had a good game so far
<Lars_Nielson> well i think Antaka and Mozad have combined well
<Bob_Borc> hes been a real game winner so far for the Fringe team
<Bob_Borc> i am thinking three points to Prince Michael
<XanatosBloodhoof> Lupis has done some good hits just those failed catches and GFI would take him out of contention
<Bob_Borc> two to Antaka and One to Mozad
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes Mozad has played really well, so to round off my votes 3 for Michael 2 for Mozad and 1 for Lupis
<Lars_Nielson> well I'll give 3 to Antaka, 2 for Michael and 1 for Mozad
<Bob_Borc> and Lars for the Conference?
<Lars_Nielson> nobody has caught my eye yet
<Lars_Nielson> but Rudi has done some nice hits out there
<Bob_Borc> Tanquay was playing well before his injury..
<XanatosBloodhoof> yeah Alex did well
<Bob_Borc> with Rudi as a performer
<Lars_Nielson> well I'm giving 3 to Rudi, 2 to Hopp'n and 1 to Tanguay
<Bob_Borc> i think unfortunately some of the real star potential of this side has been underutilized.
<Lars_Nielson> the blitzers are definitely doing all the hard yards
<Bob_Borc> I think Lucius could have been better utilized in a Blitzing role..
<Lars_Nielson> yes all he has been doing is some coverage and assistance
<Lars_Nielson> very underutilized
<Bob_Borc> Well it looks like we won't be getting the coverage back anytime soon so .....
<Bob_Borc> Hi and welcome back
<XanatosBloodhoof> OK id say that the game has been postponed until the network is back up?
<Bob_Borc> were going to go to some replays of seasons highlights games and we will bring you the result in the news at 11
<Bob_Borc> Well tats wraps lads,
<Lars_Nielson> what a bloody farce
<Bob_Borc> well done and good call
<Lars_Nielson> well goodnight Bob and night Xanatos
<XanatosBloodhoof> until we again meet for the finishing blows of the Fringe vs Conference ProBowl Match
<Lars_Nielson> also don't miss our coverage of the Premier vs the Veterans
<XanatosBloodhoof> same time same channel next week!
Restart
<Bob_Borc>What do you mean they got the transmission back...oh hheellllll. Someone go grab Lars and Xan, thell be in the bar by now!!!
Get em Get em, QUICK!!!!!!!!
<Bob_Borc> and we are back fans
<Bob_Borc> oh my
<Bob_Borc> and the conference have scored ...
<Bob_Borc> in the lost part of the broadcast the Conference have recovered the ball and scored
<Bob_Borc> welcome back to the coverage XanatosBloodhoof
<XanatosBloodhoof> thank you
<Bob_Borc> Conference set up the kick...
<Bob_Borc> and force forward
<Bob_Borc>What the wheres the picture gone now???
<Bob_Borc>More technical issues...ok we coming back, ok here we go...3..2..1..on...
<Bob_Borc> Hearld strips the ball clear
<Bob_Borc> then Karlis trips on the dodge..NOOOOO
<Lars_Nielson> so what's happened so far guys?
<Lars_Nielson> sorry had a few too many bloodweisers during the break
<Bob_Borc> The conf failed a great chance to get the ball free due to a tripping elf
<Bob_Borc> also our sponsor tonight
<Bob_Borc> Bloodweiser the Beer of Champions!!
<Bob_Borc> And Antaka goes for the Ball, hes down
<Bob_Borc> hes not moving
<XanatosBloodhoof> ooo antake dies on the dodge
<Bob_Borc> the doc runs out
<XanatosBloodhoof> and i will have to sign off here
<Bob_Borc> and slips him the magic juice!!
<Lars_Nielson> wow Antaka nearly came to an untimely demise
<Bob_Borc> The Conf must pick up the Ball!!
<Bob_Borc> Mannfredd has the ball its a sphincter clincher!!
<Bob_Borc> that magic man has done it again
<Lars_Nielson> and Manfred has fumbled it
<Bob_Borc> Prince Michael has stopped the pass!!!
<Lars_Nielson> i really think Richtofen should of went for it there to get out of the pass blockers range
<Bob_Borc> he fumbled the throw and grounded the ball for the turn over
<Bob_Borc> and now he is stunned in a brilliant counter play
<Lars_Nielson> Parkin picks it up
<Lars_Nielson> runs it downfield to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Fumble!!
<Lars_Nielson> hands off and it's spilt in the endzone
<Lars_Nielson> this will be a last chance play from the conference
<Bob_Borc> they send in Rudi
<Bob_Borc> and take the hit
<Bob_Borc> and its bounces the ball clear
<Lars_Nielson> great work by Rudi freeing the ball by sending the downed Parkin onto it
<Lars_Nielson> Herald grabs the loose ball
<Bob_Borc> Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
<Bob_Borc> he goes for it
<Bob_Borc> hes down
<Lars_Nielson> he's fallen
<Bob_Borc> its all over folks
<Lars_Nielson> and he looks hurt
<Bob_Borc> its all over
<Lars_Nielson> the Fringe have taken this game
<Lars_Nielson> well Bob some serious mistakes at the end there cost the Conference the game
<Lars_Nielson> now the Fringe go to the ProBowl final to face the winner of next weeks match
<Bob_Borc> Where the two great SWL Coaches Clayinifinty and Ozjesting will meet head to head with their respective teams of stars
<Bob_Borc> Former SWL Greats versus the Greatest of the Current.
<Lars_Nielson> who do you tip for that one Bob?
<Bob_Borc> Well my money is on the old timers
<Lars_Nielson> yes they have a more rounded line up
<Lars_Nielson> i'm tipping the vets also
<Bob_Borc> well look forward to that game next week
<Lars_Nielson> well until next week this is Lars Nielson and...
<Bob_Borc> Bob Borc
<Bob_Borc> for Channel BB!!
<Bob_Borc> 24 Hours Global coverage
<Bob_Borc> of the greatest sport in the Southern Wastes!
Post Game
<Bob_Borc> Thats a wrap folks
<Bob_Borc> well done crew
<Bob_Borc> good scramble there on the linking back in once transmission resumed
<Bob_Borc> Now Lars hand me one of them Bloods m8
<Bob_Borc> ..........................
<Lars_Nielson> here ya go Bob
<Lars_Nielson> we deserve it |
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OldBugman
Joined: May 05, 2005
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May 30, 2005 - 03:59 |
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Somebody going to host the replay or the results file? |
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Symmetrical
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
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May 30, 2005 - 05:53 |
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Nice work commentators, feel like I saw it myself  |
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DM
Joined: Aug 13, 2004
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May 30, 2005 - 06:25 |
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What a great game! Very entertaining and it was a real shame when the dropout occurred- I was sure there would be blood there
I think we got the spec level well over 20 at one point and the Team Speak commentary made it very entertaining to watch and listen to for everyone at the game.
Can't wait for the next one! |
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OldBugman
Joined: May 05, 2005
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May 30, 2005 - 07:33 |
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ahhh the sound of dissapointment on team speak..
I just loved it,
"yeah he definatly hand off and do a switch play for the TD"
"Yeah that definatly the percentage play"
sounds of agrement
BLITZ selected
Many a moan and groan over team speak. |
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Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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May 30, 2005 - 17:48 |
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Hi folks, Kami ere once again with the latest juice from the punch bowl at Snorriheim!
My mate Kazi has been going trigger happy with his Kazikam again - the latest excitement is the new pitch they've laid on the grounds at Snorriheim! It took quite a few aerial flings from Stompa to get just the right perspective, but I believe you'll all agree this aerial capture is great!
If you want a similar stadium at your hometown, specifications are in the SWL Library!
(OOC They've been bundled into the SWLBowl Pack. If you'd like just the fields, copy across the pics/fields/smooth folder to your own bbowl directory)
On a side note, he's managed to get just the shot the coach was looking for - the Vanguard performing at they're best! And yes, that is the middle of da Conf game vs the Colorado Avalanche they were playin! Seems da Vanguard have lost themselves in all the hype and hysteria that's haunted almost every team at Snorriheim! When it comes to playing dainty daffodils in frocks, the teams from Snorriheim 'ave a disturbing tendency to be brutalised. Outbashed, outclassed and in an entire half of football they couldn't make a single decent play without causing a turnover! I don't know what's worse, bein a dainty daffodil or getting beat on by one! Coach sure has some problems to sort out!
More rants and raves on the game were scrawled, surprisingly legibly this time, by da Coach Snorri over 'ere.
Till the next snap, it's hooroo from Kami - live on ChannelBB!
Oh, one last thing picked up curiously from Bob's goblin lackeys! While collecting all da data for the Twahnlows we noticed a curious thing. Blind Navigator's efforts for a long bomb in his last game to wrap up the Twahnlow award ended up only counting as a 1 square pass!
Turns out that the Blood Bowl Consortium's standard instrument of measure, the gnomish wheel of sobriety can only ever go in a straight line - even when the gnomish tinkerer in control is drunk! And since we all know gnomes in the SWL are never sober, it is unlikely that they'll ever get it to do anything except that which it is designed to do - go straight!
So, the bottom line of all this - it will be interesting to see if Carlton's Yardley manages a scoop on the Twahnlow award for the best passer! |
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DM
Joined: Aug 13, 2004
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May 31, 2005 - 07:34 |
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Very clean looking pitch Snorri and I like the numbering down the sideline too. The dugouts are a little plain, but functional. Nice work. |
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Miyuso
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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May 31, 2005 - 13:09 |
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Greetings Sports Fans, Carbine here with the Stats that you might have wondered about, but couldn't be stuffed looking for. With the Pro Bowl in Full Swing, It has come to light the number of players who play on teams for each coach. We have the number here, so enjoy.
Each displays the Coach, and the number of Rep Players they have in each division
Premier
Faulcon - 4
Beefygoodness - 4
Sandune - 3
Micheal_Warblade - 3
ozjesting - 2
Conference
Toonie - 3
Symmetrical - 2
Platapus - 2
Gumbi - 2
Snorri - 2
Bloodreaper - 1
Joekano - 1
Andycapp - 1
Anthony Soprano - 1
Twahn - 1
Fringe
Foolwholaughsatdeath- 3
ClayInfinity - 3
Drokmar - 2
Neverborn - 2
Platapus - 1
Micheal_Warblade - 1
Faulcon - 1
sp00n - 1
AnthonySoprano - 1
Deamonic Lazoth - 1
Veteran
ClayInfinity - 3
Drokmar - 3
Platapus - 2
Neverborn - 2
Miyuso - 1
Smegish - 1
Theopacman - 1
sp00n - 1
Bloodreaper - 1
Snorri - 1
And Finally, we have the 3 Coaches who has the most players.
Highest
ClayInfinity - 6
Drokmar - 5
Faulcon - 5
Platypus - 5
Perhaps an Award is in Order for those who have the most players. The Golden, Silver and Copper Star Builder Award. This is Carbine, Signing Out! |
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