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Semitence



Joined: May 18, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 06:14 Reply with quote Back to top

RSU - Stingleaders Recruiting!
Always wanted to be a part of Reikland State history? Got the urge to boost your team to victory? Have a passion for cheerleading the greatest CBBA team in history? The Old World renowned, multiple award winning RSU Stingleaders are holding trials for the upcoming CBBA season. Morale improved!


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Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 03:39 Reply with quote Back to top

CBBA Chirpfeed - New Team Announce New Coach

The Tilean Regional University Diavolas have today announced that rookie CBBA coach Ramchop will be the figurehead of their program. Let's see how they go! #ForzaTRU #Diavolas #CBBA

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Tomay



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Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 03:41 Reply with quote Back to top

CBBA Chirpfeed - Harlequins Look For Fresh Approach

In what is shaping up to be a massive day for CBBA Announcements. The Harlequins have unveiled their new coach, cdwat. The Harlequins can be a force with the Conference format and cdwat will be charged with keeping a team on the pitch. #MCC #ElvesUnited #Harlequins #CBBA

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Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 03:43 Reply with quote Back to top

CBBA Chirpfeed - Fighting Cocks Back Again

The Mootland Fighting Cockerels have found a coach! Mushroomy has stepped up to head the program out of Mootland. Let's see if they can get another draw! #WHatscookinginMootland #CockerelPride #CBBA

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Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 03:47 Reply with quote Back to top

CBBA Chirpfeed - Mysterious Coach in Nordland

The Manticores have gained a reputation for their mystery. Today they have continued the trend by naming a rookie head coach, Pyates. Not much is known about the situation as the team's statement was rather cryptic. #Manticores #Nordrak #DarkNorth

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Luohghcra



Joined: Nov 18, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 03:51 Reply with quote Back to top

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Finally stain os Dr Poo remove from Glorious Stallions! Long Lives to Coach Luo! @CoachLuo @Stallions @CBBA
#CBBA #NoMoreStains #Winning

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 09:29
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Media Release Tilean Regional University

TRU to join the CBBA

After months of hard work the TRU athletic department have been successful in securing entry to the CBBA. It was a rare united effort of the six city campuses that managed to convince the CBBA administration to admit us into their expanded competition, and I am immensely proud of the efforts of all involved to get this initiative over the line.

The historic annual inter city TRU Blood Bowl competition will continue in its current form, as we celebrate the good natured yet intense rivalry our campuses enjoy. The new team, The Diavoli, will be made up of the finest athletes on display in our feeder competition. Home games will be shared amongst the six campuses: Remas, Miragliano, Luccini, Trantio, Pavona and Verezzo, on a strict and fair rotation. I am confident we have all the resources at hand to defeat those barbarians of the North and claim the coveted CBBA Championship Trophy in our first attempt.

A small word on our team name. There had been rumours circulating that the new team would be called the Wild Cats. The Miragliano zoology department even went as far as capturing and gifting the team a mountain lion from the Irrana foothills for the team mascot. While we greatly appreciate and welcome Cub Mira into the team, it was felt the name Diavoli would better represent campuses throughout Tilea and not just those of the mountain regions.

So although most of the hard work has been done, there is still much to do. We have a strong candidate for the vital position of Head Coach in mind, we need to surround him with strong support staff, build a winning team of course, and finally, conquer the Empire.

Dr Leopoldo Andaloro
Vice Chancellor, TRU


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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 10:10
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Luccini Student Association Press

Diavoli Coach Shocker!


Sources close to the althetics department have informed us of the outrageous selection of complete unknown Remo Chiappa (aka "ramchop") to the position of Head Coach of the fledgling TRU Diavoli for their inaugural season in the CBBA. Remo, hailing from Sartosa has never even coached a TRU campus team before. It seems his Blood Bowl pedigree is limited to coaching mercenaries in the savage southern Pirate League. And it gets worse. Rumours have it he has brought in a buxom Sartosi fishmonger's widow as his chief assistant. We have no idea what she could possibly bring to the role, but it all augurs for a disastrous season ahead.

However grim, it could have been much much worse. The alternative, and what we had all feared for months was that the bastard Alfeo Puttana, coach of the Horse Asses of Verezzo was a shoe in for the role. Can you imagine how vomit inducing it would be to have to support a team stacked with Verezzo scum? Sure they have won the Tilean Cup three years running, but we'd rather lose every game than have to cheer for those goat molesters.

Of course we won't lose every game. We anticipate a team well stocked with our fine Luccini heroes. Even with the most incompetent coach, what are we up against? How can they possibly match the might of Tilea? We shall be victorious.

Viva Tilea, Viva Diavoli!


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buuface



Joined: Apr 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 11:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Extracts from the 'journal of 'coach' Buuface' - Week 13

“Unbelievable! , I’ve actually managed to convince these foul, ignorant barbarians that I was a respected Blood Bowl coach in Brionne before they captured and enslaved me on one of their raids! Apparently, each team in the CBBA is legally ‘required’ to have an individual acting as ‘coach’ in order to compete; a fact which appears to disgust these Norsemen wholeheartedly. From what I can understand of their dialect (as harsh and choppy as the waves which bore us back to this accursed peninsula) no ‘true Norseman’ would shame himself to stand idly by watching his team wreak mayhem on the pitch without participating himself. And so they have chosen me - formally one of their slaves – kicked, and ridiculed at will – to 'act' as coach simply so the team is eligible to travel around the Northern provinces smashing heads together.

Well its certainly a step up from my most previous vocation, so who am I to complain?”
mushoomy



Joined: Oct 18, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 11:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Pre-game Mushroom Risotto - A Recipe for Success

"This recipe is one made by our coach and cooking teacher; Mushoomy, made himself. He'll be feeding us this before each of our games to ensure that we walk onto the pitch with a full stomach. Because at the end of the day, it's all about the food isn't it? Like food is...[rant about the amazing thing which is food]... but enough of that. Today we'll be sharing this recipe with you! However, it is important to us that you do not make or eat this recipe."
- Liam "The Chopper" Daniels, Current captain of the MFC.

Ingredients
-11 Mushrooms of successful dice rolls, dice
-1 cup of Cream of Hardening
-3 cups of Risotto of strong stomping feet
-5 cups of Mootland Fighting Cockerels Chicken Stock (secret recipe)
-A cup of Wine of Winning
-A pinch of herbs of relaxation
-And a Whole lot of love

Method
1- Put all ingredients into the Master Chefs Pot
2- Let him cook it for you
3- Pay him 300k (MFC members get 200k off!)
4- Enjoy your meal!

Reviews
"I can already feel the stomping in my feet!" - Steve "Stompy" McGee
"I already feel bigger! Amazing!" - Harry "Big Boy" Olman
"*Groaaaaaaaaaan*" - Random Drunk

Word From the Chef
"This is the MFC's favourite dish. Not only is it cheap to make, they also think it will make them less vulnerable to the opposition [laughs to himself]. Trials was hard before this dish. Only 2 of Mootlands strongest blood bowl 7's players; Pepper and Wolf made it through trials unscathed. Needless to say, this seasons going to be a difficult one for MFC. But I have confidence. Not a lot, but enough to want to coach a halfling 7's team."
-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
suttbutt



Joined: Mar 16, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 12:30 Reply with quote Back to top

Stirland Chipper
Boris Bettygew, Wurtbad

Rumors continue to swirl after the announcement of the CBBA's return earlier in the week. Many believed that the humble Stirland Province State University would not field a team in the re-launched league, however, Dean Gregori Stefsson declared today that the AXEMEN would be reborn! he also stated that the athletic department were in talks with a reverred coach from the Southern Wastes.

Many have been linked to SPSU however, the favourites have already signed with schools from the larger conferences.

The revived league has ushered in a new era for the league organization as well, with the return of the local conference system, it is thought that the AXEMEN have a more realistic chance against the big school teams.

Fans will be chomping at the bit to throw up their arms and support the local boys as they chop into the opposition once again!

For more information, news and commentary, read the Stirland Chipper first.

#ChopCity #SPSUAxemen #CBBA #CutEmDownToSize #CBBACoachingRumors

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Pyates16



Joined: Dec 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Jun 23, 2016 - 12:54 Reply with quote Back to top

PRESSING NEWS FROM MANITCORE

Coach pyates is keeping things "Close to the chest" as quoted

But the team summoning is coming along swimmingly and he has had to make a lot of hard choices and "Scarfices" to get the best out of the team
suttbutt



Joined: Mar 16, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 24, 2016 - 05:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Stirland Chipper
Boris Bettygew, Wurtbad

AxeFans need not wait any longer! Dean Stefsson has announced that the Stirland Provincial State University Axemen will be coached by none other than the infamous Suttbutt, who hails from the far off lands of the Southern Wastes.

Coach Suttbutt took up the position as the commitments from SPSU fell in the offseason for his Semi-Professional League requirements, as Head Coach of the Infamous Hostile Kiddies.

Suttbutt had the following to say about the position:
"I look forward to meeting all the new families so that I may exploit their children on the pitch for financial gain"

The Chipper is unsure at this stage if Coach Suttbutt was aware the position is unpaid, however we look forward to seeing how our Axemen fair under the watchful eye of the experienced Coach.

Local Hero 'Twinkletoes' has been retained as the Offensive Coordinator and Winger Positional trainer.


For more information, news and commentary, read the Stirland Chipper first.
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#CoachingNews #ChopCity #SPSUAxemen #CBBA #CutEmDownToSize #CBBACoachingRumors

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Smegish



Joined: Jul 13, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 24, 2016 - 06:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Continued Silence from Gunner Coaching Staff
Jahosh Gawwad reporting for the Nuln Bloodbowl Correspondence (NBC)

Despite being hired over a week ago, and repeated press conferences held by the university, Coach Smegish has so far avoided the spotlight, or in fact any light at all as he quietly works towards rebuilding our once great team. Only his chief assistant, who gave his name as Sodde Offe, would give a comment saying 'Leave him alone, he knows what he is doing!'

With words like that, perhaps our new coach is the great Norse troll racing champion Rimi Kaikonnen in disguise..

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Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 24, 2016 - 06:31 Reply with quote Back to top

CBBA Chirpfeed - Patdragon in Hot Seat As Talabheim Coach

It won't be easy to succeed Balle2000 who had a great record against the Big 3 and was a favorite to Panthers fans but Patdragon has been unveiled as the coach to do it. Little is known about his credentials, but in the toughest division on the CBBA he will have his work cut out for him. #Pantherpride #AllImperial #Letsgiveittoem #CBBA

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