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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Jul 12, 2019 - 23:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Hello FUMBBL fans, it is I once again, MILFORD. I survived my kidnapping in Khemri by Tomb King Settra, that is a tale all by it self. Which I will over time let you know what happened there.

Well, we now move onto the 3rd major of the Season. The GROTTY LITTLE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!

This year it was decided that the tournament would move to Nuln instead of Altdorf. According to my sources there was a large cash sum that some how found its way to the tournament organizers to make this happen, go figure.


So I have checked into the Hiltonia Hotel in downtown Nuln and once again take residence up in the penthouse.

It is time to get ready, get your teams pimped out to the extreme or just enter a team. Either way get set and ready.

This might be the only time you have a chance to win a tournament that you get to add chainsaws, ball and chains or pogo sticks to your Dwarf roster. (inside joke for the fans of Milford).

Now this tourney might seem confusing but if you read this it will clear everything up.

>>>>Tournament staff explains the 4 groups you can choose from to enter. Apply Your Team from the links.

Time to go drink some beer and wander around Nuln and see what kind of trouble I can find.


*** Foot Note ***

PainState will be gone for over a week starting after I post this. I had a death in the family, my 97 year old Grand mother, so I will be heading up to North Dakota over the weekend for the funeral on Wed. Then I will be hanging out with the mosquito's in Minnesota and be back the following Tues.

I will attempt to check in and post some fluff for the GLT but I will be on farms in the middle of nowhere with 0 internet reception most of the time.

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 17, 2019 - 22:31 Reply with quote Back to top

A huge mass of garbage, which appears to move on thick cords of compressed garbage, roars. From the center of the heap, a gaping maw appears, teeth sharper than any chosen warrior claw, and grime encrusted vines lash out in all directions.

Behind it, two feral creatures, which appear to be some form of cross between skaven and badgers or wolverines prod the mass of garbage. The two massive lycanthropes hulk literally head and shoulders above a motley crew of similar lycanthropes, and the whole gang of animalistic ratmen wield sharp poles - poles which appear to be used to guide the garbage heaps direction.

Behind them, a swarm of goblins, some with bizarre mutations, howl and dance down the street.

In the middle of it all, the skaven sorceror rat Nelphine shrieks and curses at the mob.

'This is the greatest tournament of the year! This is the GLT! This is - no not grubs for little things Dukene, the Grotty Little Tournament!'

'Would someone PLEASE get the Otyugh facing the right direction? We need to get to our hotel! ... Yes it can stop and eat that snotling. It's fine, it might even mutate again.'

'And get an order in for meat! You know the werebadger and the werewolverine are always hungry! I've never seen anything eat as much red meat as them! We need them sharp for the first match!'

'No we don't even know if we're in the tournament. But really, you think I'd delay booking a hotel for the Otyugh?? How many hotels do you think will even cater to a garbage heap with tentacles???'

'Yes I hope we're in the tournament. Otherwise, I might have to feed this lot out of my own purse! That would ruin me! Ruin me!'
Cyrus-Havoc



Joined: Sep 15, 2006

Post   Posted: Jul 18, 2019 - 00:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Clearly Chaos Renegades will win Smile

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 18, 2019 - 01:47 Reply with quote Back to top

'Ha! Twisted Rats, we made it in! Now let's see..'

A whole sheaf of papers goes scattering across the desk. Who was playing what, where, how, when. All the information a coach could want!

'We're against a young Khemri squad first. Then there's 2 very killer chaos renegade teams facing off - one with, one without big guys. On the other side, Norse face some .. underworld? I wonder if they're like our lycanthropes at all... After that, an ogre team vs the winners of a slann vs Khemri match!

So, 9 teams total. We only need to play 3 to win our qualifier!'

The coach suddenly hollers out at down the hotel hallway 'You rats! Think you can take Khemri, then injured killer chaos renegades, then... Well.. whatever wins the other half??!'

The werewolverine smashes through the hotel room door, looks at the coach, and .. drools. A bestial growl come from the monstrous beasts mouth, then it turns and goes back into its room, where the sounds of destruction can be heard.

'sigh. The Otyugh is bad enough eating everything it can. The sauna was a bit much for the bellboy though. I hope the hotel doesn't charge extra if the building doesn't survive our stay.'
Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 18, 2019 - 02:11 Reply with quote Back to top

'Hey Rats! I only see two teams representing the Underworld! (apparently Otyugh and the lycanthropes qualify as 'underwrold'??)

We'll have to go all the way, and prove we aren't forlorn!'

*Please tell me if I'm blind and missed half a dozen underworld teams.
Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 20, 2019 - 15:22 Reply with quote Back to top

'All right Rats. The GLT seems to be off to a slow start, so let's see what the competition has been up to.'

'There's 4 categories of qualifiers. 4 Qualifiers per category... no Badger, that doesn't mean you get to eat 4 people now. No. No it means there are 16 people going into the finals. No we're not in the finals, what is wrong with you??'

'Yes, we're still in the GLT. We absolutely dominated our match against those undead skeleton things. Yes we dominated! What are you talking about 'they beat the crap out of us, blocked us more than 30 times more than we did, and fouled almost every other turn of the entire game'? We SCORED! yes, yes I know. The Wolverine won't be next to you eating the renegades in the next match. Yes, I KNOW we have over 300 TV worth of missing players , but we SCORED.'

'Ok, moving on. Lets go back into this. We're in the Forlorn category.

There are 4 qualifiers with the following teams (9, 9, 9, 13):
8 Goblins
5 Halflings.
8 Khemri
2 Underworld
6 Chaos Renegades
2 Norse
3 Ogres
6 Slann

So far 35 games played +1 couldn't schedule (8/8/7+1/12 ):
Goblins beat Halflings x3
Goblins beat Goblins x4
Underworld beat Khemri (yes Rats, that was us. We BEAT something! No I KNOW they beat us up. I .. oh never mind.)
Norse beat Underworld
Slann beat Slann
Ogres beat Ogres
Chaos Renegades beat Chaos Renegades
Halflings beat Goblins
Slann beat Chaos Renegades
Khemri beat Chaos Renegades
Goblin beat Halfling
Chaos Renegades beat Slann
Khemri beat Khemri
Norse beat Chaos Renegades
Khemri beat Khemri
Slann beat Ogre
Goblin beat Goblin
Khemri beat Khemri
Halflings beat Goblin
Slann beat Slann
Chaos Renegade best Underworld
Khemri beat Ogre
Norse beat Khemri
Chaos Renegades beat Khemri
Norse beat Chaos Renegades (win qualifier)
Norse beat Khemri
Halflings beat Goblins (win qualifier)
Khemri beat Slann
Norse best Slann (win qualifier)
Khemri beat Chaos Renegades (win qualifier)
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Khemri chosen but couldn't schedule Slann

High TV Category:
4 qualifiers (6/6/6/6)
4 Dark Elf x
2 Chaos Chosen
4 Necromantic
Human
Slann (why didn't these guys join the Forlorn qualifier I wonder?) x
2 Chaos Dwarf
3 Nurgle
Lizardmen
2 Vampire
2 Dwarf
Khemri (another one that could have been in the Forlorn?)
Orc

18 Games Played +2 couldn't schedule (4+1/5/4+1/5)
Nurgle beat Necromantic
Nurgle beat Chaos Dwarf
Dark Elf beat Chaos Chosen
Slann beat Human
Chaos Dwarf beat Vampire
Dark Elf beat Dwarf
Lizardmen beat Necromantic
Dark Elf beat Dark Elf
Necromantic beat Necromantic
Dwarf beat Khemri
Dark Elf beat Necromantic
Dwarf beat Nurgle
Dark Elf beat Chaos Dwarf
Nurgle beat Orc
Dark Elf beat Dark Elf (win qualifier)
Nurgle beat Dwarf (win qualifier)
Dark Elf beat Lizardman (win qualifier)
Nurgle beat Slann (win qualifier)
+
Nurgle chosen but couldn't schedule Chaos Chosen
Orc chosen but couldn't schedule Vampire


The Old Category (7/7/8/8 )
2 Wood Elf
2 Nurgle
6 Chaos Chosen
3 Chaos Dwarf
3 Orc
2 Lizardmen
2 High Elf
2 Skaven
2 Dark Elf
Khemri (more forlorn races!)
2 Elven Union
Necromantic
Dwarf
Undead

26 Games Played (6/6/7/7)
Chaos Chosen beat Chaos Dwarf
Chaos Chosen beat Necromantic
Chaos Chosen beat Chaos Chosen
Nurgle beat Dwarf
Undead beat Dark Elf
Chaos Dwarf beat Skaven
Lizardman beat Orc
High Elf beat Elven Union
Nurgle beat Wood Elf
Chaos Chosen beat Elven Union
Dark Elf beat Khemri
Wood Elf beat Nurgle
Skaven beat High Elf
Chaos Chosen beat Nurgle
Chaos Dwarf beat Undead
Chaos Chosen beat Orc
Chaos Dwarf beat Chaos Chosen
Orc beat Lizardman
Chaos Chosen beat Dark Elf
Chaos Chosen beat Chaos Chosen
High Elf beat Orc
Lizardmen beat Skaven
Chaos Dwarf beat Chaos Dwarf (win qualifier)
High Elf beat Chaos Chosen (win qualifier)
Wood Elf beat Chaos Chosen (win qualifier)
Chaos Chosen beat Lizardman (win qualifier)


Specialty Category (7/7/7/7)
2 Elven Union
6 Orc
3 Wood Elf
High Elf
2 Dark Elf
Necromantic
3 Lizardman
2 Nurgle
Goblin (more Forlorn races!)
2 Chaos Dwarf
Undead
2 Human
Vampire
Norse (another Forlorn)

22 Games Played +2 couldn't schedule (5+1/5+1/6/6)
Dark Elf beat High Elf
Dark Elf beat Lizardman
Lizardman beat Orc
Lizardman beat Orc
Nurgle beat Vampire
Lizardman beat Chaos Dwarf
Nurgle beat Goblin
Dark Elf beat Necromantic
Wood Elf beat Chaos Dwarf
Wood Elf beat Orc
Humans beat Undead
Norse beat Wood Elf
Orc beat Human
Wood Elf beat Orc
Orc beat Elven Union
Nurgle beat Human
Dark Elf beat Orc
Wood Elf beat Orc
Dark Elf beat Elven Union (win qualifier)
Lizardman beat Nurgle (win qualifier)
Dark Elf beat Lizardman (win qualifier)
Wood Elf beat Norse (win qualifier)
+
Elven union chosen but couldn't schedule Wood Elf
Lizardman chosen but couldn't schedule against Nurgle


Looks like we got our work cut out for us boys!'


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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 20, 2019 - 15:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Overall teams entered (40 forlorn + 24 high tv + 30 old games + 28 specialty = 122 teams) and match results (35 + 18 + 26 + 22 = 100 games played so far + 1 + 2 + 0 + 2 unable to be scheduled = 106 games resolved out of 8+8+8+12 + 5+5+5+5 + 6+6+6+6 + 6+6+7+7 = 106 games scheduled):

8 Dark Elves (4 left)
3 Norse (2 left)
7 Nurgle (2 left)
5 Wood Elves (2 left)
6 Lizardmen (1 left)
8 Chaos Chosen (1 left)
7 Chaos Dorfs (1 left)
3 High Elves (1 left)
5 Halflings (1 left)
10 Khemri (1 left)
7 Slann (0 left)
6 Chaos Renegades (0 left)
10 Orcs (0 left)
4 Elven Union (0 left)
2 Skaven (0 left)
3 Dorfs (0 left)
9 Goblins (0 left)
3 Humans (0 left)
3 Vampires (0 left)
6 Necromantic (0 left)
3 Ogres (0 left)
2 Undead (0 left)
2 Underworld (0 left)
0 Amazon

Splitting these into my own personal categories (4 teams per category)
Mutants: 28 entered (4 left)
Undead: 21 entered (1 left)
Elves: 20 entered (7 left)
Stunties: 19 entered (1 left)
Speedsters: 18 entered (1 left)
Bashers: 16 entered (2 left)

Dark Elf beat High Elf
Dark Elf beat Lizardman
Dark Elf beat Dwarf
Dark Elf beat Chaos Chosen
Dark Elf beat Dark Elf
Dark Elf beat Necromantic x2
Dark Elf beat Khemri
Dark Elf beat Chaos Dwarf
Dark Elf beat Dark Elf (win qualifier)
Dark Elf beat Lizardmen x2 (win qualifier)
Dark Elf beat Orc
Dark Elf beat Elven Union (win qualifier)
Nurgle beat Necromantic
Nurgle beat Vampire
Nurgle beat Dwarf
Nurgle beat Chaos Dwarf
Nurgle beat Wood Elf
Nurgle beat Goblin
Nurgle beat Human
Nurgle beat Orc
Nurgle beat Dwarf (win qualifier)
Nurgle beat Slann (win qualifier)
Goblins beat Halflings x4
Goblins beat Goblins x5
Chaos Chosen beat Chaos Dwarf
Chaos Chosen beat Necromantic
Chaos Chosen beat Chaos Chosen x2
Chaos Chosen beat Elven Union
Chaos Chosen beat Nurgle
Chaos Chosen beat Orc
Chaos Chosen beat Dark Elf
Chaos Chosen beat Lizardman (win qualifier)
Khemri beat Chaos Renegades
Khemri beat Khemri x3
Khemri beat Ogre
Khemri beat Slann
Khemri beat Chaos Renegades (win qualifier)
Slann beat Human
Slann beat Slann x2
Slann beat Chaos Renegades
Slann beat Ogre
Wood Elf beat Chaos Dwarf
Wood Elf beat Orc x3
Wood Elf beat Nurgle
Wood Elf beat Norse (win qualifier)
Wood Elf beat Chaos Chosen (win qualifier)
Norse beat Underworld
Norse beat Chaos Renegades (win qualifier)
Norse beat Wood Elf
Norse beat Khemri x2
Norse beat Slann (win qualifier)
Lizardman beat Orc x2
Lizardman beat Necromantic
Lizardman beat Chaos Dorf
Lizardman beat Skaven
Lizardman beat Nurgle (win qualifier)
Chaos Dwarf beat Vampire
Chaos Dwarf beat Skaven
Chaos Dwarf beat Undead
Chaos Dwarf beat Chaos Chosen
Chaos Dwarf beat Chaos Dwarf (win qualifier)
Chaos Renegades beat Chaos Renegades
Chaos Renegades beat Slann
Chaos Renegades beat Underworld
Chaos Renegades beat Khemri
Orc beat Lizardman
Orc beat Human
Orc beat Elven Union
High Elf beat Elven Union
High Elf beat Orc
High Elf beat Chaos Chosen (win qualifier)
Halflings beat Goblins x2
Halflings beat Goblins (win qualifier)
Dwarf beat Khemri
Dwarf beat Nurgle
Underworld beat Khemri
Ogre beat Ogre
Undead beat Dark Elf
Humans beat Undead
Skaven beat High Elf
Necromantic beat Necromantic
+
Khemri chosen after unable to schedule against Slann
Nurgle chosen after unable to schedule against Chaos Chosen
Orc chosen after unable to schedule against Vampire
Elven Union chosen after unable to schedule Wood Elf
Lizardman chosen after unable to schedule against Nurgle


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Dominik



Joined: Oct 29, 2004

Post   Posted: Jul 20, 2019 - 19:27 Reply with quote Back to top

When was the point that Skaven got rejected by almost any coach entering a major tournament?
Roto



Joined: Oct 12, 2018

Post   Posted: Jul 21, 2019 - 00:15 Reply with quote Back to top

Dominik wrote:
When was the point that Skaven got rejected by almost any coach entering a major tournament?


Even all the stunty teams supplied more teams than them.

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Dhaktokh



Joined: Sep 16, 2006

Post   Posted: Jul 21, 2019 - 12:09 Reply with quote Back to top

0 Amazons?!?!?! CANT BE TRUE!

(my GLT-gobbos have higher tv than crossdressers atm, lol)
Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 21, 2019 - 14:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Which of course directly relates to the low number of dorfs?
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2019 - 22:43 Reply with quote Back to top

Darkness all around, panic sets in, he starts thrashing and yelling. He can hear the sound of cans crashing all around him. He sees the light and starts thrashing for his next breath of life.

Milford comes crashing out of a mountain of beer cans, stacked on top of him, over 500. He stinks of putrid/stale beer and what looks like lemon peels. He stands up and realizes all he has on is a pink g string and what looks like magic marker tatoo's all over him.

What in da hell? Who? where? when?

Milford staggers through the trash pile of empty beer cans, kicking them as he crosses the pent house and pulls himself a stiff Johnny Walker platinum drink. He looks down into his glass and realizes the Walker bottle is empty. He scans the bar and every bottle is EMPTY. Who in the hell?

He opens up the cabinet under the bar and disaster.....Every bottle is empty. What in the hell happened over the last week?

He staggers into his room and pulls open the night stand drawer and finds his hidden stash. A 64OZ mad dog 20/20 and proceeds to down the entire contents in two chugs. Grabs some cash on the night stand and proceeds down the hall to the main floor to find some more booze.

As he walks past room 107 a lady opens the door to leave and closes the door as Milford staggers by in his pink G-string, beside that butt naked.

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PainState



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Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2019 - 23:36 Reply with quote Back to top

2 Hours later and Milford is walking back to the penthouse in his G-string with 2 porters behind him carrying his stash of booze and snacks.

He walks into the penthouse tells the porters where to stash his stuff and proceeds to sit down and contemplate the GLT and what the heck is going on.

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garyt1



Joined: Mar 12, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 25, 2019 - 18:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Those Mosquitos do enjoy a good drink.

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The_Murker



Joined: Jan 30, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 26, 2019 - 08:15 Reply with quote Back to top

Is anybody else cheering for Bo to 'know' something new after this match coming up?

https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11780233

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