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mrt1212



Joined: Feb 26, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 00:40 Reply with quote Back to top

I love that the prop bet is about weather! Milford does it again!
Nachtogen



Joined: Jan 03, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 00:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card

5pt Cult of Shadows
4pt Nuffle Embraces the Foul
3pt Crossdressers
2pt Coca Loca BBL
1pt Order of the Salmon snake

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? YES
#2 Total Kills: 7
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? NO

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Danish_Dan



Joined: Feb 03, 2016

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 00:56 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card

5pt: Black Mountain Boars
4pt: Nuffle Embraces the Foul
3pt: Purple Delvers
2pt: Rats 4 lyf
1pt: Silver Dart Frogs

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? Yes (I assume apo'd badly hurts don't count?)
#2 Total Kills: 6
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? No
tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 03:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card

5pt Silver Dart Frogs
4pt Tentalces, Tails and Talons
3pt Black Mountain Boars
2pt Crossdressers
1pt Cult of Shadows

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? NO
#2 Total Kills: 4
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? NO

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Dutys_Fist



Joined: Oct 04, 2010

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 04:05 Reply with quote Back to top

R3 card

5pt - Nuffle embraces the foul
4pt - Coca Loca BBL
3pt - Rats 4 Lyf
2pt - Tentacles, Tails and Talons
1pt - Purple Delvers

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? No
#2 Total Kills: 5
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? NO
doclystria



Joined: Sep 22, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 11:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card

5pt Nuffle Embraces the Foul
4pt Black Mountain Boars
3pt Crossdressers
2pt Purple Delvers
1pt Baldurs Gate

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? YES
#2 Total Kills: 4
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? NO
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 15:23 Reply with quote Back to top

**Milford laying in bed **

the drapery in the penthouse suite is pulled open and morning sun shine illuminates the room in its morning glow.

"What in da hell? who? what?"

Milford rolls over to get away from the glare and cracks one eye and moans to himself

"What do you want Solstice?"

"Well I received word from one of my patrons at the AB&C that you need insight into the weather forecast for the Amazon match this week."

Milford reaches over to the night stand as he sits up in his bed with his BSB night shirt all messed up and grabs the bottle of beer that has gone warm and half drunk and chugs it. He glares at the Celestial wizard and just shakes his head.

"First off how did you get in my room? used your magic to teleport from some wizard tower?"

Solstice holds up the lock key in front of him

"The room maids are easily manipulated by a man like me Milford."

"So, what is the weather forecast then."

"Well, I have compiled some charts here. Fridays match has a .7% chance until noon but if the game kicks off at 1:47 then it goes up to 1.57 chance but then it goes back down to .6% if the kick off takes place at 4:39 and then it moves up to 1.942% if the kick off goes off at 6:21. Now looking at the FC schedule it seems they dont like to kick off past 9pm local time so I have factored that into the forecast model.

Now, let me look over the Sat forecast for you.........."

Milford gets out of bed, goes to the bath room, takes a shower, brushes his teeth, takes a 2 minute piss. Leaves the lavatory and pours himself a mimosa with his breakfast that the maid brought him. Proceeds back into the room and lays back down to take a morning nap. 3 hours later.

"Well Mr. Milford I hope all this information I just gave you will help you place the proper bet on that speculation bet. I was informed that you where going to place a large wager on that spec bet and that I would receive 75% of the winnings as compensation."

Milford pulls the cover off his head and dead pans the wizard.

"So when do the Crossdressers need to play so I can win this spec bet?"

"Sunday at 19:48 Server time."

The wizard collects his tome of weather charts and so forth and walks out, stops briefly to grab a blueberry muffin and the door closes with a slam.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 16:19 Reply with quote Back to top

AB&C FUMBBL Cup Standings Through Round #2

Kondor 29 | 22 51x <<SPEC #2 #3 Eliminated from Survivor (CURRENT LEADER)
Malmir 25 | 20 45x <<SPEC #1 #2 #3 Eliminated from Survivor
Angeblich 25 | 17* 42
Doclystria 25 | 20 45 <<Spec #2 #3
Tussock 25 | 22 47 <<spec #1 #3
Vswift01 23 | 22 45 <<< spec #1 #2 #3
AB&C the Peoples Picks 23 | 17 40x <<<spec #1 #2
Amon242 20 | 11 31 << spec #2
Ben_Awesome 20 | 17* 37
NickNutria 20 | 23 43 <<< spec #2 #3
The_Murker 20 | 17* 37
Danish_Dan 19 | 12 31 <<<Spec #3
Bazakastine 15 | 16 31x <<< spec #2 #3 Eliminated from survivor
Arrested Development 15 | 13 28 <<Spec #2 #3
Dutys_fist 14 | 18 32 <<<spec #1 #2 #3
Nelphine 14 | 17* 31
Morehouse 14 | 17* 31x
PurpleChest 13 | 20 33x <<spec #2 #3 Eliminated from survivor
Nachtogen 12 | 18 30 << spec #1 #2 #3
Asteflix 12 | 20 32x << spec #1 #2 #3 Eliminated from survivor
Paddymick 8 | 16 24x <<<< spec #2 #3 Eliminated from survivor
Milford 8 | 21 29x <<< spec #1 #2 #3 Eliminated from survivor
Zed: 0 | 17 17
Thorin: 23* | 22 45 <<< Spec #2 #3


* = has gone with the "people" this round
X = has been eliminated from the survivor challenge.

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ben_awesome



Joined: May 11, 2016

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 16:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card

5pt Purple Delvers
4pt Nuffle Embraces the Foul
3pt Crossdressers
2pt Silver Dart Frogs
1pt Baldurs Gate Blood Bowl

Spec Bets
#1 Over 44 BH’s in the 10 matches? NO
#2 Total Kills: 4
#3 Will the Swiss VS Dressers match be played in rain at any point? NO
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 16:32 Reply with quote Back to top

AB&C “the Peoples” Picks

5PT: Black Mountain Boars
4PT: Coca Loca
3pt: Purple Delvers
2pt: Baldurs gate Blood Bowl
1pt: Tentacles, tails and Talons

Spec bets
#1 YES way more that 44 BH, the pain will be laid out.
#2 9 kills so many skinks to kill
#3 NO.... there is a high pressure system coming in and 0% chance of rain.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 21:01 Reply with quote Back to top

** Milford at the rusty trident bar, grill, gambling house, pawn shop and candy shop **

Miflord is hanging out at his favorite establishment on the row. Talking FC action with the fans, getting drunk and just having a good time on a slow day of action.

He grabs his 60oz mug of ale to go to meet up with coach Arktoris to talk some “shop” about his stable of teams. He walks to the double swing doors and backs into the door to open it up, yelling at the locals that he would be back. When the door opens up a large gentleman smashes into him and walks past. Mumbling under his breath….%^$%^&^% Milford.

Milford is spun around and 2 other dudes shove him around and proceed into the trident. As the doors close Milford looks over his shoulder and sees a coach from the past, a ghost.

Coach WG| Dark_Angel is looking at him from behind his sunglasses and standing next to him is Aleesandro and StrawberryKiss. The door closes as Strawberry gives him the finger.

Milford moves to the side and looks through the front window and sees the trio enter the back room that has a Troll and 2 Ogres standing guard. As the door opens he sees a throng of outlaw coaches have a meeting in the back room.

Milford “books” it down the “row” on a mission.

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Thoriin



Joined: Apr 15, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 22:00 Reply with quote Back to top

First round you forget me, 2nd you "Throin" me, in kinda not feel very welcome here
Dhaktokh



Joined: Sep 16, 2006

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 22:31 Reply with quote Back to top

hahahahahaha
I loved this one. Ty Milford.
Thoriin



Joined: Apr 15, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 22:36 Reply with quote Back to top

5 Black Mountain Boars
4 Rats 4 lyf
3 Threshing Machine
2 Silver Dart Frogs
1 NUFFLE embraces the Foul

#1 Will the Total of BadlyHurts be over 44 in the 10 matches? No (5pts)
#2 How many Total Kills will be recorded in the 10 matches? 7
#3 Pick the perfect card for 5 pts Yes
#4 Will the Swiss is’ VS Crossdressers match be played at any point with Rain so we can have a zon on zon bikini mud wrestling match? No because this is a sexist poll.
(but many of us would like to see that )
NickNutria



Joined: Jul 25, 2006

Post   Posted: Oct 30, 2019 - 23:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Round #3 Pickers Card
5 PT Rats 4 lyf
4 PT Air Kings
3 PT Crossdressers
2 PT Purple Delvers
1 PT Baldurs Gate Blood Bowl

#1 Will the Total of BadlyHurts be over 44 in the 10 matches? No (5pts)
#2 How many Total Kills will be recorded in the 10 matches? 6
#3 Will the Swiss is’ VS Crossdressers match be played at any point with Rain so we can have a zon on zon bikini mud wrestling match? No
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