Buur
Joined: Apr 29, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 12:49 |
 
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If Bullcentaurs are produced af offsprings from dwarf and bull, is there difference between the offspring from a male dwarf and a cow and a female dwarf and a bull?
Like when horses and donkeys produce ofsprings?
Or are they a new breed (female Bullcentaurs exist) ?
lets have a poll!
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Jinxed
Joined: Jul 04, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 12:51 |
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OMG, why on earth even THINK about dwarfs mating, let alone with animals... |
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HollowOne
Joined: Sep 23, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 12:52 |
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I'll try to find my old version of the Chaos Dwarf army book and get back to you after I've read the fluff. |
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DonKosak
Joined: Apr 06, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:12 |
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According to Terry Pratchett only dwarves themselves are able to distinguish between a male and a female dwarf. So when you see something 3' tall wielding an axe and dressed in 14 layers of leather, chainmail and beard it's definately a dwarf, but telling if it's of the female persuasion is nigh on impossible.
Maybe the same goes for bullcentaurs? 2 sexes but no exterior difference for the untrained eye...
I don't know - normally it's pretty easy to distinguish a cow from a bull  |
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Captain1821
Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:28 |
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Male dwarf and Bull?
How the hell is that possible? Genetic engineering? |
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OldBugman
Joined: May 05, 2005
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:39 |
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are there female chaos dwarfs?
do they have curly.. umm I'll leave that out |
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DonKosak
Joined: Apr 06, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:42 |
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If they do it the Greek way 
I guess it still calls for a very brave dwarf with a step-ladder though...  |
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Woodpecker
Joined: Apr 08, 2005
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:44 |
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| DonKosak wrote: | | According to Terry Pratchett only dwarves themselves are able to distinguish between a male and a female dwarf. |
And even they can't tell much, IIRC. |
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boneraven
Joined: Nov 28, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 13:48 |
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Cow, unfussy dwalf and a stool |
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Buur
Joined: Apr 29, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 15:13 |
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Come Vote! vote vote!
tell how its done....
it started with the big bang and then......
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Jun 04, 2005 - 15:23 |
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They are Dwarves who are mutated by the chaos forces. no mating, or dwarf on bull action. stop figuring it out, and read more fluff. |
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LordSnotball
Joined: Nov 05, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 15:27 |
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| DonKosak wrote: | According to Terry Pratchett only dwarves themselves are able to distinguish between a male and a female dwarf. So when you see something 3' tall wielding an axe and dressed in 14 layers of leather, chainmail and beard it's definately a dwarf, but telling if it's of the female persuasion is nigh on impossible.
Maybe the same goes for bullcentaurs? 2 sexes but no exterior difference for the untrained eye...
I don't know - normally it's pretty easy to distinguish a cow from a bull |
Actually, according to terry pratchett, even dwarves have trouble telling the differences, and it is a dangerous and delicate matter indeed. if bearded women are your style that is...
actually, in the army we had a nutter (sergeant) who used to have fun with goats. he got suspended after flashing at some tourists, and was sent to the 414(YG) psychological ward (Captain1821 most probably knows where the 414 hospital is i reckon, about 20 mins up the hill from 401(YG))
so, considering the circumstances, male chaos dwarf with cow... oh, and according to freud, 'More and more farmers are having intercourse with their sheep'... and the big question always was, 'how comes you know mate?'
*rambling as always*
oh, if this is too offensive, just tell me and i'll edit it out... |
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sk8bcn
Joined: Apr 13, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 17:22 |
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| DonKosak wrote: | If they do it the Greek way
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hey that's for you Captain ;p |
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Nordmark
Joined: Sep 09, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 17:31 |
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I´m gonna go with the old fashioned story:
See kids, when a daddy bull centaur and a mommy bull centaur really really loves each other.....
And then I just leave it there. |
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Ironik
Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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Jun 04, 2005 - 17:38 |
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In accord to the Greek Mythology the Minotaur was born from the lust of Pasifae Queen( need doublecheck this part) of the Cretean for a Bull. in accord to the legend she met her object of lust and conceeived the minotaur, in a sort of metal cow, well she was inside it, don't ask!....
SO if we want to be faithful to the line of the legends, it should be that Chaos Dwarves women (OK DON'T ASK HOW TO IDENTIFY A CD WOMAN!!! Just remove her clothes off, if he has it, it is a male CD; if she is a female, she hasnt it) [it what? How come what! IT right?, no not S. King, it Ok???]
So perhaps the women, after being stripped of every clothes they have, are put into a sort of cow module when the bull comes and uhm what happens happens.
This is my opinion |
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