| Poll |
| Are you ready to be massacred for Tzeentch? |
| Yes |
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73% |
[ 82 ] |
| No |
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26% |
[ 29 ] |
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| Total Votes : 111 |
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EvolveToAnarchism
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 09:15 |
 
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BACKGROUND
Every year, millions of Stunty Leeg fans flock to Tek'zas in the Northern Wastes to witness Tzeentch's Chainsaw Massacre.
Under the watchful eye of H.A.C.M.E.'s president Edgein, fearless Stunty Leeg teams compete to see who can win Tzeentch's favour by racking up the biggest bodycount. The winner limps home with a H.A.C.M.E. brand chainsaw blessed by the Lord of Change himself.
TEAMS
All Stunty Leeg [S] teams are eligible to join Tzeentch's Chainsaw Massacre. You may join at any time during the Massacre. The Massacre will begin April 1st and run until May 1st. The playoffs will begin a few days after that.
FORMAT
Tzeentch's Chainsaw Massacre will run for the month of April. Teams are allowed to play as many games as they can. At the end of the month, a lottery for 4 playoff spots will take place. Each team will receive one ticket per point earned. If your ticket is drawn you will participate with the other 4 winners in a Knockout Tournament to determine the ultimate winner.
SCORING
Win = 10 points
Tie = 5 points
Loss = 5 point
CAS = 5 points
Massacre = 50 points (If you clear the pitch of players at any point in the game)
Eye of Tzeentch = Players SPP/2 (If you kill a "grandfathered" player)
* If you play down 100 or more TR you score 0 pts
** If you play down between 50-100 TR you score 50% pts
Only matches between teams that are both in the group score points.
PRIZES
Massacre Point Leaders
* 1st Place 100,000 Gold Coins
* 2nd Place 80,000 Gold Coins
* 3rd Place 60,000 Gold Coins
* 4th Place 40,000 Gold Coins
* 5th Place 20,000 Gold Coins
The Playoff Winner will receive a H.A.C.M.E. brand chainsaw blessed by the Lord of Change.
As Always,
Evolve To Anarchism
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EvolveToAnarchism
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 09:15 |
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Post your questions below. I'll update the FAQ as I answer the questions.
Q: Is this a serious ultra-competitive tournament which I should neurotically and compulsively obsess about winning?
A: No, this is a silly Stunty Leeg Events.
Q: What teams can join?
A: Any [S] team is eligible.
Q: When can I join?
A: The tournament begins April 1st but you can join at any time.
Q: Can I join with more than 1 team?
A: Yes, but only one team can win a prize. When the May 1st deadline arrives, only your highest point scoring team will remain in the group and thus be elligible for the lottery draw for the playoff spots.
Q: Where is the tournament draw?
A: There will only be an official draw for the 4 lottery winners at the end of the "open" phase (May 1st).
Q: Can I play a team more than once in the TCM?
A: Yes, but only your best result will count for scoring purposes.
Q: For scoring purposes what counts as a casualty?
A: Only CAS reported by the client will count.
Q: Can I score more than 1 Massacre in a game?
No, if you remove all of you opponents from the pitch multiple times throughout the match you will score only score 50 points.
Q: Who does Tzeentch have his Eye on exactly?
Any "grandfathered" player, that is any player who's no longer purchasable on a new team of the given race. This includes: Sporeflinger on Snotling Teams, Saurus and Kroxigors on Skinks, Ogres on Goblin Teams, 3rd or 4th Daredevils (OrcSlayers on Gnomes).
Q: Where do I post my results?
A: In this thread.
Q: Can I score points versus teams that are not in Tzeentch's Chainsaw Massacre?
A: No, so it's best that you convince them to apply to the group before you play your match.
Q: How come there is a point scoring penalty for matches where I play down in TR? How come you didn't use TS?
A: Unfortunately, due to abuses by some coaches in the initial TNT, I decided that disincentives were required to ensure the spirit of the Stunty Leeg Events was protected. I wish this was not required, but one coach in particular demonstrated the need for such an extra rule. TS is not a fair indicator of a team's power in Stunty Leeg, so I chose to stick with TR.
Q: How come the TCM doesn't use the Open Round Robin Format of the original TNT?
A: Someone chose to completely disregard the spirit of the TNT. Thus requiring new rules which makes it unfeasable to to use a fully automated approach of an Open Round Robin Tournament. This also has the added benefit of allowing coaches to join the Event after it has started.
Q: Is this a serious ultra-competitive tournament which I should neurotically and compulsively obsess about winning?
A: No, this is a silly Stunty Leeg Event.
Q:What's a H.A.C.M.E. Chainsaw of Change do?
Just check out last year's winner for a clue what Tzeentch has planned for the winner.
Q: What is a Stunty Leeg Event?
A: Stunty Leeg Events (of Death Gore and Explosions) are month long mass participation events designed to add a bit of spice to the Stunty Leeg. They aren't meant to be taken very seriously. Everyone should feel free to participate as much or as little as they feel comfortable. They have been explicitly designed in an attempt to make it fun for coaches of all levels of commitment to participate. If you want a fair and balanced tournament to obess over, I'd suggest you look elsewhere.
As Always,
Evolve To Anarchism
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EvolveToAnarchism
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 09:29 |
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Post your results here. Please just edit your initial post with future games. I'd appreciate it if we didn't constantly spam the forums with our results. I'll try and do weekly updates to keep you informed on the competition.
For points to count, both coaches must mention Tzeentch's Chainsaw Massacre in their match report.
Suggested Format:
"Stunty Team" coched by "Stunty Coach"
1. Beat "Opposing Team" (10 pts) and caused 5 CAS (25 pts) = 35 pts (match link)
2. Lost to "Opposing Team" (5 pts) and caused 3 CAS (15 pts) = 20 pts (match link)
Total Pts: 55 pts
As Always,
Evolve To Anarchism
Right Hand (wielder of the Chainsaw of Change) |
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Dooby
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 14:06 |
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We Can't Believe Its not Butter Coached by Dooby
Game 1 - Beat Hell Bent Babies (10 pts) and caused 5 CAS (25 pts) = 35 pts Match Report
Game 2 - Beat Filthy Childs of Nurgle (10 pts) and casued 3 CAS (15 pts) and 1 Massacre (50 pts) = 75 pts Match Report
Game 3 - Beat Sbricioloni (10 pts) and caused 3 CAS (15 pts) and 1 Massacre (50 pts) = 75 pts Match Report
We Can't Believe Its Not Butter Running Total 185pts
Mass Debaters Coached by Dooby
Game 1 - Drew with Warpstone Open (5pts) and caused 0 CAS (0 pts) = 5pts Match Report
Game 2 - Drew with Teeth and Ladies (5 pts) and caused 4 CAS (20 pts) = 25pts Match Report
Game 3 - Beat Large Small People (10 pts) and caused 9 CAS (45 pts) and 1 massacre (50pts) = 105 pts Match Report
Game 4 - Beat Snotty Nose (10 pts) and caused 2 CAS (10 pts) = 20 pts Match Report
Game 5 - Drew with Los Monstrous 9 (5 pts) and caused 6 CAS (30 pts) = 35 pts Match Report
Game 6 - Drew with Yo Strigoyan Team VI (5 pts) and caused 6 CAS (30 pts) = 35pts Match Report
Game 7 - Beat Raving Loonz (10 pts) and caused 10 CAS (50 pts) and 1 MAssacre (50 pts) = 110 pts Match Report
Game 8 - Drew with Larder Layabouts (5 pts) and caused 8 CAS (40 pts) = 45 pts Match Report
Game 9 - Beat Hospital (10 pts) and caused 5 CAS (25 pts) and 1 Massacre (50 pts) = 85 pts Match Report
Game 10 - Beat Drunken Style (10 pts) and caused 10 CAS (50 pts) and 1 Massacre (50 pts) = 110 pts Match Report
Mass Debaters Running Total 575pts
Pray For Doubles Coached by Dooby
Game 1 - Lost to You Fool, we Foul (5pts) and caused 3 CAS (15 pts) = 30pts Match Report
Game 2 - Beat It Came from Behind (10 pts) and caused 4 CAS (20 pts) = 30 pts Match Report
Game 3 - Beat Snotland (10 pts) and caused 7 CAS (35 pts) = 45 pts Match Report
Pray For Doubles Running Total 105 pts |
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El_Jairo
Joined: Jun 08, 2005
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Mar 31, 2006 - 14:12 |
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Astrix
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Mar 31, 2006 - 14:22 |
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sk8bcn
Joined: Apr 13, 2004
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Mar 31, 2006 - 15:36 |
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You fool we'll foul:
1-I won 1-0 vs HamatoYoshi. I did 6 cas so I get:10+6*5= 40pts.
Funny game but painfull for my opponent. 4 dead players on his side. Well I even was close on an empty pitch. Good game 
2- ha ha ha won 2-0 vs Dooby's Pray for doubles. Win +3 cas =25pts.
Crap made almost 7 cas but they were secret weapons ones, thus not recorded. Unlucky :/ Good game overall, sad that I outlucked Dooby so much.
3-This time I lost 2-0 vs dooby again, but another team, the Mass Debaters. Made 3 cas thus 25pts here.
Again a good game, but I was no match for Dooby. He has beaten me easily. Whatever I ll kill him next time.
4-I played strider and his nurglins and I unexpectedly won 1-0. Cas count wasn't perfect: just 2: thus it is a 20 pts game this time.
I guess I drove strider mad by fouling turn 16. I didn't mean it bad, but it is the TCM. It was a fun game actually and I could score at 7 and avoid the draw. I played full half 2 at 7. good good good
Draw 1-1 vs Sleep and his Eternal Heaven. 6cas + draw =35pts. Great
Really great game vs an opponent that was nice with a good spirit. May I kill him again.
5-draw 1-1 vs Hindsberg. 3 cas but a massecre for me so 5+15+50 =70pts
Really really fun game. only 3 cas because secret weapons cas aren't counted but a great game anyway! Hindsberg is to be played.
loss 5-0 but 4 cas so 20pts
Close game. Really close one (does someone believe me?). Fun game when I got caught. I just avoided a massacre due to a handicap: Iron Man . pfiou
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Overall score:145pts |
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Shinan
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 17:05 |
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Vell Vere ze Blud is vill probably trie to get in a fev games, so zat zose who do not vin kan hear ze sound of a true Chainzav of Zeentz.
By ze vay did you not get points for Kasualities both for and against? Or maybe you didn't 8^) |
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hunter
Joined: Aug 11, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 18:03 |
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MiBasse
Joined: Dec 04, 2004
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Mar 31, 2006 - 18:05 |
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| hunter wrote: | I can't find any information on what you mean by the following quote. Can you elaborate?
| Quote: | Q: Who does Tzeentch have his Eye on exactly?
Any "grandfathered" player, that is any player who's no longer purchasable on a new team of the given race. This includes: Sporeflinger on Snotling Teams, Saurus and Kroxigors on Skinks, Ogres on Goblin Teams, 3rd or 4th Daredevils (OrcSlayers on Gnomes). |
Also, the dates need updating in the FAQ and group page.
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Eye of Tzeentch = Players SPP/2 (If you kill a "grandfathered" player)
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Space reserved and all that jazz. |
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shadow46x2
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 18:14 |
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booty! cuz i like it ......
*cattle prods his teams to the field*
--j |
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[PA]Edgie
Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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Mar 31, 2006 - 19:25 |
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Another Day in Paradise coached by [PA]Edgie
1. Beat "That's a good vamp" (10 pts) and caused 8 CAS (40 pts) + Massacre (50 pts) = 100 pts
2. Lost to "Runny Nose" (5 pts) and caused 3 CAS (15 pts) = 20 pts
3. Beat "Reality of Raw" (10 pts) and caused 9 CAS (45 pts) + Massacre (50pts, T14 or so) = 105 pts
Total pts = 225
Bouncing Goblins coached by [PA]Edgie
1. Lost to "Elimination Bullets" (5 pts) and caused 1 CAS (5 pts) = 10 pts
Total pts = 10
Angry Midget Brigade coached by [PA]Edgie
1. Lost to "No Hope Here" (5 pts) and caused 2 CAS (10 pts) = 15 pts
2. Lost to "Sneaky Leuven Squad" (5 pts) and caused 5 CAS (25 pts) = 30 pts
3. Lost to "Sneaky Batflings" (5 pts) and caused 6 CAS (30 pts) = 35 pts
4. Lost to "Heh They Said Gnob" (5 pts) and caused 8 CAS (40 pts) = 45 pts
Total pts = 125 |
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cthol
Joined: Nov 10, 2003
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Mar 31, 2006 - 19:59 |
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Mechadeth Match Record:
Game 1: drew with Snotland. Score 2-2; 4 CAS; 25 points
Game 2: lost to Eternal Haven, Score 1-2; 3 CAS; 20 points
Running total: 45 points
Link to match report will be here when I figure out how to do it... If someone could PM me how to link to the report I would be very grateful |
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Buur
Joined: Apr 29, 2004
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Mar 31, 2006 - 20:12 |
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Ill prolly play a bit too so i better get a spot...
-Buur |
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HamatoYoshi
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
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Mar 31, 2006 - 20:36 |
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