For those about to challenge me:

I unfortunately might foul if I find it useful and even apologise for doing so, because I'm such a nice guy. I will probably make surfers out of your players if you put them by the sidelines, unless you give me a real good reason not to. I have a tendency to take the full four minutes rather often, as I've yet to learn to think on the opponent's turn. And finally, I prattle a lot, and prefer to play with people who write good English or Finnish.

And Nuffle curse you if you dare to think my way of playing is not the One True Way!

(Oh, and I'm rather retarded when it comes to firewalls. I just can't seem to get anything but proxy games working.)