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Kaz
Last seen 1 year ago
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About
Except for tournements, I do NOT accept challenges across PM. Nothing personal, it's just that I rarely notice if I have a new message.

Undead teams should not exist. If you want to play me with your undead team, make a Necro team and call it "My Undead Team". That's all I'm going to bother explaining. I don't play undead.

I play Bloodbowl to play ball. If I wanted to get into a pointless slugfest between armies, I'd go play Warhammer. That's not why I'm here. That's not to say I won't enter into battle, it's just that your destruction is not my goal.


Fouling policy:
I foul with reason, and reason only. Valid reasons include(but are not limited to):
1) Chance to eliminate a key player. ST 5 Wardancer? Boot to the head!
2) Punishing you for a foolish mistake. Beast of Nurgle left alone and down in my backfield? Boot to the head!
3) Defending the ball. Lineman down near the path of the ball carrier? Boot to the head!
4) Pressing a numbers advantage. You've got 7 to my 10 players? Boot to the head!
5) Whining about luck, my playstyle, or badmouthing Nuffle. Wanna see something you'll really hate? Boot to the head!
6) Returning a favor. Did you just foul me? Boot to the head!
7) Avenging a fallen player. You killed my star on a block? Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my teammate, prepare for a boot to the head!
8) My team got the ref. Fouls for free with no chance of being caught? Boots to the head all round!
9) If it will make me feel better. Boss harped on me all day? Boot to the head!


<Kaz> Nuffle... I've never prayed to you before. I have no tounge for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good hobbos or bad.... ah, hell, just gimme all 6's and watch this!

<Kaz>ogres seem stupid fun. Equal parts stupid and fun.

Kaz's GLN Stats.
Kaz
Orc goblin
6 2 5 7 Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ag, Sprint, Sure Feet, +ag

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=3248>Development Chart.</a> (I'm pretty embarrased. But I do play as Khemri and Ogres heavily.)
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=3248> More pointless stuff</a>
Quick Stats
Location
United States
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
July 2, 2003
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams14
Retired Teams5
Total Record54/31/91
Win Percentage39%
Team Averages
Number of Games9.3
TDs Scored Per Game1
TDs Allowed Per Game1.5
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.7
Cas. Taken Per Game2.1
Won Tournaments
  Instant Stunty Tournament #8