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Seppuku
Last seen 13 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
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About
6th Feb 2005 - Moving, don't really have a clue when i'll be getting broadband, so for the time being, it's been nice knowing some of you, crap knowing a lot of you, and the majority....well, let's just say they don't break each others pieces in chess given half a chance. T16 fouling...lol.

See ya'll again maybe...but who knows, I might just decide the dice rapes, the T16 fouls and constant 1db POW blitzes I take just really aren't worth it. L8rs.

****************** Up yours **************

4th August 2005 - Sepp is back in da house...Some of you may actually be sorta glad, so thanks to those who said/are saying 'welcome back.' Taken this long to get new acccomodation sorted and b/band put in, so i'm very, very rusty. Play my Chaos NOW, before I can use them again!

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Biker. Bit mental, but heart of gold, unless you foul me. Well endowed, but underused.

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I swear. A lot. Like a Tourette's Syndrome sufferer on 7 pints of Stella. I generally won't insult you directly unless given reason, but I will call the dice everything under the sun, unless they approach statistical probabilitiy... If this offends you, please ask me to stop.
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Won't play, if there's a choice -- (with normal teams)--:
Several DP's...
RSC & similar death-machines...
Inquisitorpustus (too easy) :-)

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*edited* List:
memola
drdrink
Mathias
joehagg
Jenerickat (spiteful last action of the game, throwing-a-tantrum-coz-he-lost f***er)
EcLiPsE
makari (2-0 down, T15 s**fing and T16 f**l..see highlights below)
Lord_Makari (see above)
mymLaban
shaman42
stashman.mafoc (T16 F**ling) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=874478
peke
Wyrmtainer
Eddy
Fela (T16 s**fing because he lost.....)
Dominik
Wizard
Josemi
Manbush
Thoughknot

Faction Divs:
Vesto
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Highlights:
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makari http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=644970

T-15, he's 1-0 down, opportunity for 1db Blitz on my ball carrier, slight chance of a draw...opted to construct a crowd surf instead...roflmfao
T16 decided he'd foul too...ROFLMFAO

***Crowd Surf***
<Seppuku> are you german, or just living in germany?
<blu> german live in berlin
<Seppuku> it shows

Select an action for Valarsu
Foul selected.
Valarsu fouls P-51 Mustang. (2, 4) +2
IGMEOY Roll = 6
The ref spots the foul and bans Valarsu from the rest of the game!
Move ended for Valarsu
Avelorn Griffons: All players have moved.
Avelorn Griffons turn ended.
End of the regulation game time.

<Seppuku> congratulations
<blu> why the last one was just because you dont made the td in turn 7
<Seppuku> GFI'ing without a re-roll is risky...as you saw 1st half, i couldn't make 2 GFI's with a re-roll
<Seppuku> i hope the complete and utter lack of spp was worth it, idiot

Closing local sockets
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General Chat we likes:

(Wyrmtainter) im going to kill that ref
(Wyrmtainter) he sent me off on no injury, and now he accept an argue from him
• Seppuku takes off his Black uniform and starts whistling


(21:06:29) (Sepp) but the metrosexual is a f**kin cheap copy of whatever david twattin beckham is doing
(21:07:13) (@G_Force) send em all to spain the poncy little tw@s. and they can take their sticky women with em
(21:07:31) (Sepp) i like the sticky women ;-)
(21:09:21) (Sepp) but you seen all the f**kin 20-something's out with a f**kin gelled-up mullet that was last seen on Top Of The Pops, sported by Hoddle and Waddle?
(21:09:55) (Sepp) makes me want to f**kin throttle the tw@s
(21:10:10) (ruoste) whats wrong with metrosexuals?
(21:10:22) (Sepp) all of the above, and lots more
(21:10:35) (ruoste) what's wrong with mullets!!!!
(21:12:40) (Sepp) what's wrong with mullets? try http://www.billyraycyrus.com/photos/photos.htm
(21:15:18) (@G_Force) OMG, my eyes are burning

After this game http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2252140 and several hours of stalling, whinging & general patheticness, he blacklisted ME! ROFL.
Quick Stats
Location
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
October 10, 2003
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams10
Retired Teams69
Total Record283/135/331
Win Percentage47%
Team Averages
Number of Games9.5
TDs Scored Per Game1.4
TDs Allowed Per Game1.6
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.3
Cas. Taken Per Game1.1
Won Tournaments