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Telshazz
Last seen 2 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
n/a
About
<b>Highest Coach Ranking:</b>
Sunday 03.09.2006 -> 170.03

<b>Game nr.100 - 13/05/04 - WIN</b>
- Pure F. Armageddon 3 - 2 Verminal Velocity
<b>Game nr. 200 - 30/07/04 - WIN</b>
- WTF 2 - 0 Glimerton Warriors
<b>Game nr. 300 - 04/11/04 - WIN</b>
- De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas 2 - 0 Achtung
<b>Game nr. 400 - 17/05/05 - WIN</b>
- Chasing Dragons 2 -1 Southern Plague
<b>Game nr.500 - 09/09/06 - WIN</b>
- Carpathian Forest 4 - 0 Chaos Power FC

<b>Nice Coaches</b>
- ChristianKnudsen
- ^Spyrer^ (Even tho I raped his skaven team he didnt bitch at all...feel sad for his team tho :/)
- dtahyaio <--- LUCKIEST guy ALIVE!
- Mooglemen
- Cannonfooder (kind and friendly)
- sothys (King of funny comments during gameplay)
- nportela (Funny and not bitching even tho his unlucky)
- freak_in_a_frock
- Muyske (Great guy, nothing more to say!)
- FischerKing (Great guy, understanding aswell)
- Araushnar (Viva la Germans, never concede ;D)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1191574">w000t?</a href>

<b>Funny BB Talking</b>
ChristianKnudsen trying to throw a long pass!!!
<Telshazz> blizzard dude
<ChristianKnudsen> woops
<Telshazz> oi oi oi
<ChristianKnudsen> and i was just thinking "hey what a festive background"

Later that match! ChristianKnudsen realizes that hes got 3 players left....
<ChristianKnudsen> hey, i only have 3 players left...
<ChristianKnudsen> means i'll win FOR SURE
<Telshazz> :P
<ChristianKnudsen> i mean FER SURE


My wood elves Tree Sathanas goes crazy.
(Multiple Block)
Bull's eye is knocked over.
Arnold is knocked over.
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(6, 5) + 0, (5, 6) + 1, 6: Arnold has been KILLED!!
No apothecary or not used.
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 0, (5, 5) + 1, 5: Bull's eye has been seriously injured!!
(61) Smashed Hip - (-1 MA)
Waiting for opponent to decide to use apothecary.
No apothecary or not used.
<Telshazz> what a block
<Telshazz> ffs
<daave> quitters!

<floydthebarber> what's the name for approval channel?
<Sceadeau> #approval
<Sceadeau> oddly enough
lol - that comment made my day after a pissy game :)

Making fun of Fama in a spec-game. Fama was saying "Yeah" all the time so all other specs kinda...did the same :) Funny as hell!
<Fama17> Put your nicks right
<Fama17> Please
Move ended for Lovelace
<Telshazz6> Yeah
<JackDaniels3> yeah
<UnKnown8> Yeah

[00:08] <wakslo> what does iron man
[00:08] <wakslo> do
[00:08] <wakslo> ?
[00:08] <Telshazz> wakslo: cant kill em
[00:08] <Sleep> the best hard on you ever had
[00:09] <Lord_Splutticus> iron man : now you can not only run, but also swim or cycle...


My gobbos match agains Ubers Elfs... Round 8 Turn 1. Ubers moving his elves in position for a TD.... last round?!?!?! Funny as hell
<Telshazz> watcha doin?
Normal move selected.
(6) Go for it successful.
Move ended for Teleport
<Uber> moving ?
<Telshazz> but
<Telshazz> turn 8
<Uber> oops
<Uber> lol
<Telshazz> lol

<Jerico> Push or Push?
PUSHBACK
<Telshazz> I chose push
Player pushed to (6, 9)
<Jerico> Good choice, but I would have chosen Push
<Telshazz> :P
Move ended for Ravnos

(17:05:01) (brownrob) /msg authserv@services.fumbbl.com auth brownrob **********
(17:05:07) (Tym_work) erm
(17:05:14) (Telshazz) hahahaha
(17:05:21) (Telshazz) *COPY PAST*
(17:05:22) (brownrob) heh
(17:05:23) &#8226; Tym_work points and laughs at brownrob
(17:05:24) (Telshazz) brilliant :P
(17:05:48) (brownrob) no worries
(17:05:52) (brownrob) not important :P
<<<<< A bit later >>>>>>
(17:08:48) (brownrob) heh, how do you change the password on authserv again?

Spikeddeamon and I was playing and he had 3 rats left
<spikeddeamon> dun dun dun, another one bites the dust!
<spikeddeamon> thas gotta be some sortof record!
<Telshazz> lol
<spikeddeamon> all right, bow out gracfully now and you may be able to keep your reputation ok!
<spikeddeamon> dont make me kick your ass!
<spikeddeamon> :-s
<Telshazz> :P
<Telshazz> lol!!!
<spikeddeamon> i will this game is so in the bag
<spikeddeamon> i got my ace of spades up my sleave
<spikeddeamon> actually no he is in the BH hurt box :(
<Telshazz> heheeh

Titan4441 has 4 guys left and im gonna kick!
<Telshazz> thats gonna be hard
<Titan4441> heres my steategy
<Telshazz> run?
<Titan4441> RUNN!!!!!!!

[14:57] <Fama> bblast Nuffle
[14:57] <BowlBot> Fama: nuffle was online 207 days, 15 hours, 23 minutes ago.
[14:57] <Ameranth> Fama: Nuffle last screwed you 7 minutes ago



NOTE TO SELF!:
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Smack tournaments:
# Rookie: TR 0-100
# Experienced: TR 101-125
# Veteran: TR 126-150
# Pro: TR 151-175
# Elite: TR 176-200
# Legend: TR 200+

Handicaps
11-25 = 1
26-50 = 2
51-75 = 3
76-100 = 4

MATCH WINNINGS TABLE

Gate_________1-99_100-125_126-150_151-175_176-200_201-225_226-250_251-275_276-300_301+
0-20,000_______+1____0______-1______-2______-3______-4______-5______-6______-7______-8
20,001-40,000__+2____+1______0______-1______-2______-3______-4______-5______-6______-7
40,001-60,000__+3____+2_____+1______0_______-1______-2______-3______-4______-5______-6
60,001-80,000__+4____+3_____+2______+1______0______-1______-2______-3______-4______-5
80,001-100,00__+5____+4_____+3______+2_____+1______0_______-1______-2______-3______-4
100,001-120,000+6____+5_____+4______+3_____+2______+1______0_______-1______-2______-3
120,001-140,000+7____+6_____+5______+4_____+3______+2______+1______0______-1______-2
140,001-160,000+8____+7_____+6______+5_____+4______+3______+2_____+1______0______-1
160,001+______+9____+8_____+7______+6_____+5______+4______+3_____+2____
Quick Stats
Location
Stavanger, Norway
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
March 15, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams7
Retired Teams43
Total Record302/88/172
Win Percentage62%
Team Averages
Number of Games11.2
TDs Scored Per Game1.8
TDs Allowed Per Game1.3
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.8
Cas. Taken Per Game1.6
Won Tournaments