Highest CR: 204
Highest FUMBBL Coach Rank: 2
Longest Undefeated Streak: 37 (broken by that bastig Synn in a smack semi-final)

/msg authserv addmask texan@texanssuperduperisp.com

Development:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=27602

Some of my favorite fumbbl convos:

[16:00] <Texan> elf mangling is never wrong, I'll give you that
[16:01] <SillySod> mmm
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[16:01] <SillySod> just attatched my EMU tags to Die Meech, Die
[16:01] <Texan> \o/
[16:02] <SillySod> maybe the pretty colours will attract people to help me prep for tournies :)
[16:02] <forrest_gump> hmm, can i get points retroactively? or do i have to play texan again? :P
[16:02] <SillySod> play him again please
[16:02] <forrest_gump> aw, but he keeps lucking me :P
[16:02] <SillySod> wait until the season starts
[16:02] <Ro> gump he lucks EVERYONE


<Lodnar> time to accentuate Loptir's lead as the bloodiest khmeri mummy ever :)
<Texan> hehe
<Lodnar> he has 71 CA the next in line has 56 :)
[ Heather fouls <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3928738>Loptir</a>. (5, 2) +3
[DIRTY PLAYER skill used on injury roll.
(6, 2) + 2, 6: Loptir has been KILLED!!
(1) Loptir does NOT regenerate.

[17:22] <Grumbledook> my conversation in here is limited since christer removed my ops

[13:31] <siffmode> sureley no game
[13:31] <siffmode> got two guys with tackle
[13:31] <siffmode> how should i block them
[13:31] <siffmode> ??
[13:32] <Texan> you mean besides the fact that I have 9 players, 3 of which don't have dodge?

[08:56] <+Texan> <;@Trog-afk> [10:37] * Trog lights the *Signal
[08:56] <+Texan> that truly does apply
[08:57] <+Texan> I can admit it, hehe
[08:57] <;@Angie> So you admit you have the * cheat die...
[08:57] * @Angie heads off to submit a ticket
[08:57] <;@Angie> That's a Christer one
[08:57] <+Texan> yes--I managed to get my CR up so that I can alter any dice :p
[09:00] <;@Angie> link me your match report please?
[09:01] <+Texan> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1668177
[09:01] <;@Angie> thank you
[09:01] <+BowlBot> Angie submitted a new support ticket (Rules Violation)
[09:02] <+Texan> lol
[09:02] <;@Angie> Did you think I wouldn't do it?

<Texan> nice gate
<Texan> gl m8
<Qaz> yep have fun
<Qaz> set up and pull your pants down :)

[10:25] <;@Synn> OT in my game with flix
[10:25] <;@Synn> i receive
[10:26] <;@Texan> you usually do

<PurpleChest> you are my god
<Texan> lol
<PurpleChest> and i will have your children

<Tymless> well I never WANT to die
<keggiemckill> bb teams texan
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<Texan> hehe--you are catching me pre-dp stage :)
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<AFK_Eagle> impossible, texan
<AFK_Eagle> your guys come with dp as rookies

<joppie> is there any sure fire way to rip someone when you foul him, or is it just plaun luck?
<Woodpecker> well
<Uber> the best way is to roll 6 on the injury
<mistermurphy> Assists.
<Synn> it helps if you name is "Texan"

<manbush> niggled st4 werewolf
<McCloud> nice
<McCloud> though should one of my wolves get st4 and you were to do that, I would proceed to beat the crap out of you
<McCloud> just like i plan on doing to Texan for killing 2 wolves in one game

* Synn kicks Texan in da nutz
<Texan> as per usual
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* sehou fries Texan's kicked-in nuts and feeds them to a small bird
<Texan> ok, now that is different
<Texan> and it would have to be a large bird btw
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<Synn> go hunting recently....
<Wyrmtainter> we dont want the details of the size of your balls
<Synn> you know....
<Synn> shoot any lawyers in the face?
<Synn> ;)
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<Texan> hehe, recently?
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<BillBrasky> Texan is my hero
* BillBrasky FEARS Texan
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<sehou> Texan is a Bush Freak
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<BillBrasky> Texan Rocks
<Texan> yes, but not George or George W.
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* BillBrasky owns quite a bit of bush
<Texan> lol
* BillBrasky prefers shaved bush
<Wyrmtainter> ...lol
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<Texan> so, who wants to kick my a** this evening?
Texan@pool-71-182-74-34.ptldor.fios.verizon.net

<Texan> so synn, you are saying I pissed you off enough?
<Philip1> ^.^
<Texan> that is why we played pink slips?
<BowlBot> *** Alpha Cirrus 3 vs 1 TabulaRasa ***
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<BowlBot> *** Fat Chance 4 vs 1 Krooze Kontrol ***
<Synn> yep tex
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<Synn> and our next match will be roulette
<Philip1> Synn, which team should I retire?
<Texan> lol, nice
<Synn> which ever one plays me first
<Synn> ;)
<Texan> if I pissed you off, I must have done something right
<Philip1> Heh
<Synn> i will save you the effort of pushing the button
<Synn> ;)

<Mezir> If you wish to achieve anything on this site, you must curry favour with me.
<Texan> GLn Nders
<Mezir> feel free to quote me on that
<FatherShadow> pfft
<Nders> ahh :)
<Synn> add the word "sexual" to it
<Texan> lol, done
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<FatherShadow> achieve anything in the whiners hall of fame maybe ;)
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<RagingGoblin> We who are about to die, don't want too

<Texan> howdy
<FatherShadow> biaaaatch
<Texan> hehe
<FatherShadow> no i'm not playing you :)
<Texan> lol
* FatherShadow grins

<blu> dON'T WANNA BITCH BUT YOU ARE ONLY WINNING CAUSE i HAVE NO ONE TO DEFEND
<blu> i I feel like dirty bitch getting taken advantage of

<ruoste> that must be some texan' bullshit, because i cant understand your veiled hint

*** mymLaban|legend is now known as mymLaban
*** mymLaban is now known as mymLaban|afk
<FatherShadow> seriously this fucking prick has not failed *anything*
<mymLaban|afk> and you whined bout not being in my bio and im not in yours!
* mymLaban|afk slaps Synn|Pro|Elite around a bit with a large trout

[16:05] *** Now talking to kwek
[16:05] <kwek> when you read this, i'll be long gone
[16:05] kwek is ~kwek@d51A44906.access.telenet.be kwekerdekwek
[16:05] kwek on @#loa @#fumbbl.nl #Fumbbl
[16:05] kwek using *.fumbbl.com FumbblNet
[16:05] <kwek> i love you scumbag :p
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[07:33] <Texan> howdy
[07:33] <Lewdgrip> ur undead vs. my dwarves?
[07:33] <Lewdgrip> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=319031
[07:33] <Lewdgrip> rematch
[07:34] <Texan> one sec
[07:35] <Lewdgrip> good
[07:36] <Texan> hmm, that is 40ts, how about v your rats--even matchup
[07:36] <Lewdgrip> 40 ts is legal

White List: see the new lists feature.

Known Appearances as a Player:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3222013> Texarama (Gutter on PeteW's Rat Ogre Rules)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3208163> Texan(Ogre on Emphasy's Time to Have Fun)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3185417> Ravager Tex (Dorf on Purplechest's Short Wild Purple)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2917645> Teksan the Ruff (BoB on Mezir's Sultans of Swine)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3139963> Jewel (my grandmother on PeteW's Hell's Grannies)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3073672> Texan (BoB on Flogsta Drunkards)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3235588> Tex's Mom (FG on BirdsofPrey's Disturbing Images</a>
<a http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3162084>; Torug Texan (Beastman on Sysiphos' Isenburg Ironhoofs</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2985304> Texan Sized Kitty(Fluffy Kittens and More)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2997763> TexanDriver(Advanced Robotic Tek)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3008066> Tex'd Flex(Dead Bunnies United)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2985857> Antexor Foulspite(Blood Falcons)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3032086>Texan (on Shadow's Minions)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2983699>Little Texan (on Mangled Synners)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2996634>Texan (on Go Go Goats)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3216518>Texan (Ogre on Beating Down Prinz)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2898639> Quit Kicking Texan (blitzer on Birdsofprey's Mama Says)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2825436> Texan (thrall on property of Synn)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2831887> Texan Too (thrall on property of Synn)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2908363> Texan(best game yet) (skeleton on Kingbee's dps are us)</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2873208> Put Down Texan (blitzer on Birdsofprey's Mama Says)</a>