<b>DISCLAIMER</b>
I bitch. I whine. I have been known to make smart-ass remarks. Please understand this is <b><i>NOT</b></i> personal. It's my way of blowing off steam at this game, otherwise I would last about a week and then go into hiding for a year or so. If you think what I'm saying is a personal attack, ask me! I do not mean to make disparaging remarks, nor do I want to sour a great game. It's just me, being me.
Players named after me:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4233062">High Elf</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4857043">Goblin</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7493961">Minotaur</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7512187">Halfling</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7531139">Halfling</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1685713">My Bloodiest Game Ever</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2760586">Another Bloody Game</a>
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3025618">FUMBBL RECORD FOR CASUALTIES IN A GAME!</a></b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=20778">My Development</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=20778">Just For My Information</a>
<a href="http://republika.pl/blog_nf_4640095/7010317/tr/tawin.jpg">Match Winnings Table</a>
Finally got my 100th victory (coming in game 265) with a 4-0 victory with my rookie Goblin Cheater team, Bleed Yourself. I'm beginning to like stunty league more and more each day.
Victory #200 came when the Ratbots Reloaded marched to victory in a 4v4 IT against Killhouse and his Kahrza-ka Chaos (or something like that). Also gotten over the .500 mark and ranked 848 in coach standing. Whee.
Win #300 came once again in 4v4. Standing is around 633. 11/2/2007
Victory #400 was a 4vs4 final won by Rashas Serpents. Standing 438. Championship standing 186.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2008381">My 1000th game!</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2743923">500th Victory!</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2785750">Win #600!</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3013382">Victory #700!</a>
And just to remind me that sometimes <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2782641">Nuffle giveth</a>, and sometimes <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2777758">Nuffle taketh away.</a>
Just because I love statistics...
Highest CR: <b>163.94</b> - January 3, 2008
Lowest CR: <b>145.59</b> - May 7, 2005
<TABLE width="700" border="10" bgcolor="#6699CC" align="center"><TR><TH align="left">All Time Leaders</TH><TH align="center">Name</TH><TH align="center">Team</TH><TH align="center">Number</TH></TR><TR><TD align="left">Games</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4238276">The Corrupter</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">72</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Completions</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1866527">Dath Monar</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=162015">KFW</a><TD align="center">103</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Touchdowns</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1865823">Rasel Scar</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=162015">KFW</a><TD align="center">34</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Interceptions</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1865823">Rasel Scar</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=162015">KFW</a><TD align="center">7</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Casualties</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4226831">Rotten D.K.</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">75</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">MVPs</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4271210">Pusher</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">8</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Star Player Points</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4226831">Rotten D.K.</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">179</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Passing Yards</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4231625">John Wilkes Rather</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">249</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Rushing Yards</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4228602">Smak Dat</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=356114">Off Continuously</a><TD align="center">609</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Blocks</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4112913">Kasdeya</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=346860">Daemon Legion</a><TD align="center">369</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left">Fouls</TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4238276">The Corrupter</a><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=355982">Mechascars</a><TD align="center">33</TD></TR>
</TABLE>
<TABLE width="550" border="10" bgcolor="#9999FF" align="center"><TR><TH align="center">Hall of Fame</TH></TR><TR><TD align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2460840">Speeder</a>: Only player to ever score a Larson his debut match and die the next game.</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4852838">Mox Lotus Channel</a>: Only human lineman to ever score a Larson.</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1865823">Rasel Scar</a>: Former all-time dark elf record holder (interceptions). First Legend.</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4226831">Rotten D.K.</a>: Second legend. Reached 179 SPPs with 75 casualties.</TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4239372">Taster</a>: Current #1 all-time SPP leader for skryre slaves.</TD></TR></TABLE>
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<b>Things you rarely hear...</b>
[15:10] <paulhicks> yeah im trying to elfball a bit
[00:19] <shadow46x2|pro> everyone knows jesus is a cherrypicker
<B>THE ABSOLUTE SICKEST PLAY I'VE EVER SEEN</B>
(Keep in mind, this was turn 16 of a smack final. No RR for the orcs, and down 2-1)
Sharku, Warg-captain rolls over.
Select an action for Orc Chieftain
Blitz selected.
BREAK TACKLE skill used.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: Orc Chieftain
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 2 + 0 = 2
Orc Chieftain slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
PUSHBACK
Player pushed to (5, 0)
Move ended for Orc Chieftain
Select an action for Orc Cutthroat
Select an action for Ugl?k, Servant of Saruman
Block selected.
PUSHBACK
Move ended for Ugl?k, Servant of Saruman
STAND FIRM skill used.
Select an action for Orc Cutthroat
Normal move selected.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: Orc Cutthroat
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 6 + 0 = 6
Orc Cutthroat slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Orc Cutthroat
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 5 + 0 = 5
DODGE FINAL RESULT: Orc Cutthroat
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 5 + 0 = 5
Orc Cutthroat slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
(2) Go for it successful.
(3) Go for it successful.
<blizzt9526> no way
Pass selected.
LONG PASS
PASS FINAL RESULT: Orc Cutthroat
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 3 + -1Lp = 2
Scatter roll: 6
Scatter roll: 2
Scatter roll: 3
Move ended for Orc Cutthroat
Ball moved to ( 20, 11 )
Scatter roll: 7
Ball moved to ( 19, 12 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Grishn?kh, Orc Captain
TARGET: 5 --- ROLL: 6 + 0 = 6
Select an action for Grishn?kh, Orc Captain
<pop33> hahahaha
Normal move selected.
<blizzt9526> no way
PREHENSILE TAIL skill used.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: Grishn?kh, Orc Captain
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 6 + 0 = 6
Grishn?kh, Orc Captain slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
<pop33> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Were_M_Eye40> LOL
<madbone> ...
<blizzt9526> OMG
<pop33> oh my jesus
<sp#9> awesome!
(5) Go for it successful.
(5) Go for it successful.
Grishn?kh, Orc Captain scores a touchdown!
*** Setup start ***
(6) Shifty Shoes regains consciousness.
(4) Lemming regains consciousness.
Opponent Kicking.
Waiting for Armed for Battle to set players on field.
<pop33> ...........
<blizzt9526> OMGGGGGG
<Sick37> haha
<rafadavila21> lol
<blizzt9526> holy shit
<madbone> gtz
<pop33> 4+ 4+ 3+ 2+ 2+ fail 5+ 3+ 2+ 2+
<rafadavila21> amazing
<pop33> amazing
<blizzt9526> unreal
<madbone> 1/100 ftw :)
<spubbbba39> Spiro is right!
<Were_M_Eye40> Sometimes you need luck more than skill :)
(It was calculated by a spectator that it had a 1.79% chance of actually happening.. the match report: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1967672">here</a>.)
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[17:40] <Crazy_Lemur> nix rhymes with a rude word
[17:40] <Lomack> thanks crazy
[17:40] <Emphasy> fix?
[17:40] *** celas-torpor changed nick to celas
[17:40] <pythrr> really, which one?
[17:40] <blizzt95> mix?
[17:40] <Gromrilram> paulhicks?
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<blizzt95> ok
<blizzt95> this will probably not work
<blizzt95> but
<blizzt95> has to be tried
Select an action for No Money
Blitz selected.
STUNTY skill used.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: No Money
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 6 + 0 = 6
No Money slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
<blu> lol
STUNTY skill used.
DODGE BEFORE RE_ROLL: No Money knocked over trying to dodge.
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Reroll using DODGE.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: No Money
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
No Money is knocked over.
(6, 3) + 0, (5, 5) + 1, 6: No Money has been KILLED!!
(2) Apothecary SUCCEEDS!
Off Continuously turn ended.
Waiting for Pint-Sized Villains to finish TURN: 8
[Game Saved]
<blu> nope didnt work
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[22:05] <TheSpoonyBard> bblfg gnome
[22:05] <;@BowlBot> TheSpoonyBard: Gnome 210/181
[22:05] <blizzt95> bringem on spoon
[22:05] <blizzt95> bblfg mecha
[22:05] <;@BowlBot> blizzt95: Skryre Slaves 284/186
[22:05] <TheSpoonyBard> lawl
[22:06] <blizzt95> is that a no? ;)
[22:06] <TheSpoonyBard> that's a "you should be ashamed of yourself you filthy cherrypicker"
[22:07] <blizzt95> nothing i like better than pointing out another person's hypocrisy.
[22:08] <TheSpoonyBard> wat
[22:08] <blizzt95> oh btw
[22:08] <blizzt95> i arranged for your gnomes to play Prinz's first in the tourney.
[22:08] <TheSpoonyBard> :/
[22:08] <TheSpoonyBard> why you drinking the haterade
[22:08] <blizzt95> \o/
[22:09] <blizzt95> not hating.
[22:09] <blizzt95> but you picked me earlier with them. i was being nice and gave you the match you asked for.
[22:10] <blizzt95> not that i expect a returned favor or anything. i fully expect you to turn me down.
[22:10] <TheSpoonyBard> glad to live up to your expectations
[22:10] <TheSpoonyBard> tell you what, once I'm not trying to build them for a tournament, ask me again
[22:10] <blizzt95> you got it.
[22:11] <blizzt95> don't think for a moment i'm serious about my teasing. just giving some back.
[22:11] <TheSpoonyBard> ...didn't say I'd say yes, but you can ask again
[22:11] <blizzt95> lol
[22:11] <blizzt95> so you think i need your permission?
[22:12] <blizzt95> woohoo
[22:14] <TheSpoonyBard> woohoo?
[22:15] <blizzt95> yep. woohoo.
[22:17] <blizzt95> don't take anything seriously :) i'm too stoned to even see straight. i'm lucky i can type
[22:18] <TheSpoonyBard> lawl
[22:19] <blizzt95> is that a 'you should be ashamed of yourself you filthy stoner'?
[22:19] <blizzt95> hey. pick rangey's slaves.
[22:20] <blizzt95> before i do.
[22:20] <TheSpoonyBard> lawl
[22:21] <blizzt95> hm
[22:22] <blizzt95> [22:22] <blizzt95> don't suppose you'd want a slave vs slave game, eh?
[22:22] <blizzt95> [22:22] <rangey> just been cherried by spoony
[22:22] <blizzt95> [22:22] <blizzt95> lol
[22:22] <blizzt95> heh
[22:23] <TheSpoonyBard> \o/
[22:23] <TheSpoonyBard> [21:21] <TheSpoonyBard> blizzt says I should cherrypick you in stunty
[22:23] <TheSpoonyBard> [21:21] <TheSpoonyBard> can I cherrypick you in stunty?
[22:23] <blizzt95> haha
<blizzt951> kill
<blizzt951> kill
<blizzt951> KILL
Select an action for Diablo II
Normal move selected.
Move ended for Diablo II
Select an action for Far Cry
Select an action for dungeon siege 2 II
Blitz selected.
POW
DNA is knocked over.
<blizzt951> KILL
Player pushed to (17, 1)
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 0, (4, 5) + 2, 6: DNA has been KILLED!!
<shadow46x25> \o/
Move ended for dungeon siege 2 II
Select an action for Far Cry
Light fuse roll:
ROLL: 6
The fuse is lit!
<blizzt951> that
<blizzt951> is so fucking bio'd
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[10:18] <morehouse> there are probably more slovenians watching this game than americans
[10:18] <morehouse> lol
[10:19] <Catastrophy> xD
[10:19] <Skeloboy|afk> hehe, doubt it though :)
[10:19] <Britnoth> after the 2nd goal.. most likely.
[10:19] <Skeloboy|afk> 2 million Slovenians only..:)
[10:19] <[1]blizzt95> and they're all in front of their one television.
[10:19] <Britnoth> lol
[10:19] <Skeloboy|afk> lol
<Stilgar> i knew it, i knew that Dead bunny sign was a slippery slope :P
<blizzt951> yeah you don't want to know what Synn squirts on that sign every day
<RedDevilCG5> ew >.<
<Synn> we grease the pitch with spooneh juice
<blizzt951> see?
<essdubcoast3> lol
<RedDevilCG5> rofl
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