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<Mr-Klipp> Something wierd is going on outside, it sounds like someone is trying to rape an elephant



Some of the admin room conversations (idea blatantly stolen from Trog):

[19:02] <Calliban> i need help please
[19:02] <Grumbledook> you already said that
[19:04] * McAaberg was kicked by Grumbledook (McAaberg)
[19:04] * Gorritakid-away disallows Zy-Nox team for poor naming and team design :]
[19:05] <Calliban> can u delete the "Bochumer Blood Bowl Liga 2004" tournament for me please?
[19:05] <Grumbledook> dunno
[19:05] <Grumbledook> whats the link for it
[19:05] <Calliban> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1777
[19:06] <Grumbledook> don't you have the delete link?
[19:07] <Calliban> ah thanks!
[19:07] <Gorritakid-away> ...

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[23:29] <Grumbledook> load the client up
[23:29] <Grumbledook> and select standalone and fill the boxes in
[23:31] <reaper> done
[23:31] <Grumbledook> the elf still dead?
[23:32] <reaper> not dead. Smashed ankle
[23:32] <reaper> : 9
[23:32] <Grumbledook> whose turn is it?
[23:32] <reaper> my first turn
[23:34] <Grumbledook> how can it be your first turn?
[23:34] <reaper> first turn 2nd half
[23:34] <Grumbledook> ok end your turn
[23:34] <Grumbledook> and conceed the match
[23:35] <reaper> done
[23:36] <Grumbledook> um
[23:36] <Grumbledook> you conceeded it to him
[23:37] <Gorritakid> ...
[23:37] <reaper> Oh....i didnt know i could conceed at his tams behalf. : (
[23:37] <Gorritakid> (lol)
[23:37] <reaper> *team

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One from the main channel, but brilliant enough:

[23:52] <Xeserox> Okay... I just got doubles with my Witch Elf (Dark Elves..) I don't know what i should go for...
[23:52] * Jiver has quit IRC (Quit)
[23:52] <Xeserox> I was just gonna go with block, but i got doubles.
[23:52] <^Spyrer^> mighty blow
[23:52] <Freefragger> no other team got witches
[23:52] <Junker> hopefully ill never see an ag4 leaping rat ogre again
[23:52] <Freefragger> guard
[23:52] * onkelh has joined #fumbbl
[23:52] <Zy-nox> chaos pact
[23:52] <Zy-nox> ;)
[23:52] * Lograk has quit IRC (Quit)
[23:52] <Zy-nox> mighty blow
[23:52] <Zy-nox> no wait
[23:53] <Freefragger> my mistake Zy
[23:53] <Zy-nox> diving sprint
[23:53] <Khaan> jump up aint half bad
[23:53] <pmg> mighty blow, or dauntless
[23:53] <Freefragger> dauntless is nice
[23:53] <Zy-nox> lol @ khaan
[23:53] <pmg> nice comment khaan
[23:53] * csant005 has quit IRC (Quit)
[23:53] * Garagrim has quit IRC (Quit)
[23:53] <pmg> constructive
[23:53] <Xeserox> LoL..
[23:53] <pmg> lol
[23:53] <Gorritakid> ...

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After a particularly brilliant coach brought illumination to the admin room. (No I won't mention the name, we'll just call him Annie Lennox.)

[16:47] <Trog> i still think we need to hire that tattooed up biker carrying the ball bat to handle these things
[16:48] <Candlejack> aye..
[16:48] <Gorritakid> i agree wholeheartedly
[16:48] <Candlejack> and give him some jetpacks..
[16:48] * VinnieSpleenmasher was kicked by Trog (Come back if you need something)
[16:48] <Candlejack> or better warpjumpmodules..
[16:48] <Gambledook> hmm i keep losing 50 50 pots
[16:48] <Gambledook> that sucks
[16:48] <Trog> nah...just an expense account and 1 in each country
[16:48] <Trog> and we'd be fine
[16:49] <Candlejack> hrm.. k..
[16:49] <Gorritakid> what about making coaches pass one of those I.Q. tests upon joining the site?
I am serious about this. Just before the page where they have to accept the rules.
[16:49] <Candlejack> but we need to get him to the idiots quickly..
[16:49] <Gambledook> a lot of the idiots are ok
[16:49] <Candlejack> kiddo.. not necessarily IQ..
[16:49] <Gambledook> its those who should know better
[16:49] <Trog> no we don't CJ
[16:49] <Trog> we don't want to give them any warning
[16:49] <Trog> 2 days after they come in here
[16:50] <Trog> they're taking out the trash and....
[16:50] <Trog> BAMM!!!!
[16:50] <Trog> upside the head
[16:50] <Trog> they'd be like "WTF?!?!"
[16:50] <Gorritakid> they don't take out the trash, they call it "bed"
[16:50] <Candlejack> good call, trogster...
[16:51] <Gorritakid> more like "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed" in a sheepy voice
[16:51] <Trog> and the goon would say...courtesy of fumbbladmin, you twit
[16:51] <Gorritakid> heh
[16:51] <Gorritakid> ok, i like that
[16:51] <Candlejack> or "write a ticket if you didn't like it!"
[16:51] <Trog> lmao
[16:51] <Gorritakid> and add it to the rules page they accept without reading =)
[16:52] <Candlejack> good point..
[16:52] <Trog> ohhhh...that would be good
[16:52] <Zy-Nox> stop writing i am trying to read up ^^
[16:52] <Candlejack> lol
[16:52] <Candlejack> don't hurt yourself trying, zy
[16:52] <Trog> and they come in here whining and shit
[16:52] * Gambledook joins in
[16:52] <Trog> and we'll tell them, but you agreed to this asswhooping when you clicked the accept button
[16:52] <Candlejack> and if they say they wanna sue us..
[16:53] <Candlejack> we can say.. "you agreed about it".. "you asked for it"
[16:53] <Trog> yer
[16:53] <Gorritakid> "If you fail to abide to these rules you hereby allow the FUMBBL administration to send a tattoed up biker dude who will promptly crush you with a baseball bat."
[16:53] <Candlejack> no court will EVER call us guilty
[16:53] <Candlejack> MUAHHA
[16:53] <Candlejack> the perfect plan
[16:53] <Trog> brilliant
[16:53] <Candlejack> we finally got it

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/go {
/server irc.fumbbl.com
}

/b {
/msg authServ@services.fumbbl.com AUTH Gorritakid password
/join #fumbbl
/join #funbbl
/join #fumbbladmin
}

/pow /me slaps $1- around with a huge photocopy of his ass

/poke /me pokes $1- in the eye

/curse /me advises $1- to watch his language or he will feel the power of the hannigan tool

/voodoo /me jabs his $1- voodoo doll in the nuts

/hand /me hands $1- a melon

/hul /me hullu kukkos $1-

/chop /me draws his katana and chops $1-'s head off!

/bongo /me plays the bongos on $1-'s head

/sleep /me feels ignored again and his incredibly witty and funny remarks are not laughed at as they should be, so he is off to sleep