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jeppe_sejer
Last seen 7 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
n/a
About
Top Stars
61 star player points
Mike Libra
PositionBlitzer
TeamStars Above
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, +ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard
61 star player points
Kuma
PositionCatcher
TeamStars Above
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsCatch, Dodge, +MA, Block, Dauntless, +AG
52 star player points
Warbeast
PositionMinotaur
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsFrenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Block, Break Tackle, +AV
52 star player points
Kharn The Devourer
PositionChaos Warrior
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, Claw, Guard, Tackle
49 star player points
Axa Goreslay
PositionBlitzer
TeamGreenFrenzy
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Top Scorers
17 touchdowns
Kuma
PositionCatcher
TeamStars Above
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsCatch, Dodge, +MA, Block, Dauntless, +AG
10 touchdowns
Tork the Orc
PositionBlitzer
TeamGreenFrenzy
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, +AG, +MA, Dodge
8 touchdowns
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
PositionSkink
TeamShawarmaKarma
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsDodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
8 touchdowns
Uwana M´Diq
PositionSkink
TeamShawarmaKarma
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsDodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle
8 touchdowns
Carmen Ber
PositionGutter Runner
TeamGreazy Cheezy
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsDodge, Block, Strip Ball, Side Step
Top Passers
38 completions
Tom Pegasi
PositionThrower
TeamStars Above
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsSure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw
20 completions
Lokkit Flyin'
PositionThrower
TeamGreenFrenzy
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsSure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw
18 completions
Parma San
PositionThrower
TeamGreazy Cheezy
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsSure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate
16 completions
Jim Firebeard
PositionRunner
TeamSteel Glory
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsSure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, +MA, Block
10 completions
VenomPuke
PositionBeastman
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsHorns, Sure Hands, Block, Guard
Top Bashers
20 casualties
Warbeast
PositionMinotaur
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsFrenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Block, Break Tackle, +AV
18 casualties
Mike Libra
PositionBlitzer
TeamStars Above
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, +ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard
17 casualties
Kharn The Devourer
PositionChaos Warrior
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, Claw, Guard, Tackle
11 casualties
Awan Afuqya
PositionSaurus
TeamShawarmaKarma
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, Mighty Blow, Guard
9 casualties
HellKnight
PositionChaos Warrior
TeamRedneckz of the Realm
Coachjeppe_sejer
SkillsBlock, Guard, Mighty Blow


Jeppe_Sejer's MFP (Most Fun/Fatal Play):
Mika Libra making 6 cas in 1 game. 4 of them where RIP. Apoth failed.
That said. Nafets (opposing coach) was a great sport to play against and although the dice was 149% on my side he played on - smiling.

[21:38] <;@quota> hvis ikke man ka klare sig når der blir blokket lidt
[21:38] <;@quota> ...så bør man foule


[21:09] <;@Thunderhammer> Man ved, at man burde have onaneret i stedet, når man får sine spillere nakket på blocks af goblins

[18:48] * krede sluger sin farserede hobit og ræber højlydt Jeppe_Sejer til hilsen
[18:50] * krede piller en busser som dessert

[06:52] <Traitor> yeah, I can see how conversations about self-sex could traumatize the people who sit around playing "virtual genocide with a football"


In the words of Shakespeare: Foul is Fair, and Fair is Foul.

"All the world's a nufflefield,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of nuffle writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords,
in such a just and charitable game. "



CoachFacts:

JanMattys: He sure does know how to coach humans - and great fun to play against to.

mobo: Gave me the ups and downs on how to foul. Funny man - even when he's knees up in your blood.

Sp0n: Funniest man on fumbbl. Also the biggest pervert. Gotta love him as much as he loves the cock.
Quick Stats
Location
Aarhus V., Denmark
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
March 11, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams20
Retired Teams13
Total Record132/39/60
Win Percentage66%
Team Averages
Number of Games7
TDs Scored Per Game2
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.4
Cas. Taken Per Game1.3
Won Tournaments