Posted by JohannVonDarkheim on 2023-12-02 21:34:22
"Good evening, sports fans! I trust you're all coping well this fine frosty night?"
"I'm not, Jim. It's so cold that I had to set fire to one of our technical team to stay warm!"
"Yes, about that- we apologise to any of the viewers at home whose enjoyment of the game between Witcham Wanderers and the Frostholm Dragons was interrupted by technical issues in the first half."
"Oh, was that me? Oops."
"Go and watch it on Blood Bowl Game Pass folks- it's well worth the ninety-nine gold crowns."
"Yep- you too can see Dwarves floundering around trying to pick up the ball."
"The Dragons' Runners WERE particularly woeful this time out, weren't they Bob?"
"I think a half-dead Snotling would have done a better job."
"Time is running out on the Dragons' Head Coach too, I fear- this 3-0 loss is his team's fifth in eight games."
"They're atop the casualty table though, Jim- surely that's at least a moral victory?"
"Only until the Morkami Dolphinz take the field again, Bob- after that it's anyone's title."
"One thing's for sure- I love seeing dead Elves, be they High, Wood, Dark or a combination of the above."
"Indeed, and before we get a complaint from the Network's Racial Harmony Department and get sent on sensitivity training again, I think that's that. Until next time, don't touch that dial!"