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2014-11-23 16:03:35
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Challenge to Bashers
I've a got a 2000tv Dark Elf team, the Black Watchmen

I would like to enter the next major with them, but I don't have much experience with them against killer teams.
With that in mind, I am going to play 5 games vs: Chaos, Orcs, Chaos Dwarves, Dwarves and Nurgle.

I'll be looking for the bashiest teams on gamefinder or by challenge. Piling on, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Dirty Player will be the skills i'll seek to test them against. I will become the anti-picker with these guys. Fits their fluff too.

I expect to get decimated and my team destroyed BUT if they stay above 2000tv AND have a winning record from the 5 games, then I will enter them into the Warpstone Open in January.

Anyone fancy killing some elves? I expect and welcome T16 fouls!
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Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-11-23 16:13:54
Yeah man the Cherrypickers will take you on :)
Posted by NickNutria on 2014-11-23 16:17:47
My chaos team would play them, unfortunenately they only got mighty blow, claw and piling on. No tackle, block or dirty player skills are among them, just pure clawpomb, good enough for your guys?
Posted by Rabe on 2014-11-23 16:25:24
Aww... finally a challenge where my Monsters look really poor for a dwarf team. :-D
Posted by khondar on 2014-11-23 16:32:32
i have an orc team if you are interested ^^
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2014-11-23 16:37:35
Join E.L.F it's the only way to play elves in Ranked.
Posted by koadah on 2014-11-23 16:46:58
No, no, no. That is not how to do it.

Create a new DE team in the Box. Keep your elf balling team safe and go Box hardcore!!! ;)

Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-23 16:47:08
@jimmy - yep for sure, you are booked for the dwarf slot
@Nick - sorry, i'm after real killer, like Blood Red and Watchmen Philosophy
@khondar - 4 Tackle Pombers? perfect! your booked for the Orc slot
@foulscumm - I'll have a look but probably don't play enough with elves to make it worthwhile
Posted by Stonetroll on 2014-11-23 17:50:57
Spirit breaker is always ready to give out wizards and chew elves. Claw MB piling on, tackles, tentacles, your regular elf teams nightmare ;)
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-23 18:57:04
Thanks for the game Stonetroll. So that's Chaos done, and a 2-0 loss. Only (non apoed) perms came on two inexpereienced players who I will drop to get more streamlined for the next.

Booked in the Chaos Dwarf slot: Chainsaw's Minotaur Ministry.

Anybody got any really scary nurgle?!
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-11-23 19:41:51
Out of all my R teams, only one really fits that bill. Those would be my cdorfs, and me arranging a match with them would go against their rules. =)
Posted by liquidorange on 2014-11-23 22:38:39
Watchmen Philosophy can play you after they get booted from the FUMBBL Cup. Watchmen vs. Watchmen seems like a match that was destined to be.
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-23 22:45:19
I've done the Chaos game liquidorange, but I think you are right. When I have completed the challenge we will play for sure!
Posted by gamelsetlmatch on 2014-11-24 16:07:21
So basically..

..you got tired of that Dark Elf team and didn't want to simply hit the retire button.

Since you positioned your challenge this way, though, it makes me trail off into thoughts..

#ThePlot: (Similar to how sonrises ranks teams based on Tourney performance, but using some form of voting system)

Applications by teams based on race are submitted and an L team is made in their honour (This also allows for teams to have a customizable and user friendly way of keeping track)*(A link to the honoured team is included in the bio)

Your application is accepted, you are sent a voting sheet, you vote and calculations are made.

A weekly poll will be made for each race to help maintain a reasonable source to see who has the best built team of any given race.


1.) Fleetfoots Revenge I
2.) Chainsaw

1.) Watchmen's Philosophy
2.) Blood Red
3.) WMD's

Chaos Dwarf:
1.) Minotaur Ministry
2.) CPOMBS Away

1.) Bloodsea Buc's
2.) Booty Pirate

Dark Elf:
1.) Teachers of the True Teaching
2.) Which Witch is Which =D



Posted by IndiJuno on 2014-11-24 18:47:18
Count the Greenskin Rotters in, we luv smashin dem Elves!
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-26 11:22:27
@gmesetmatch: not sure i follow completely your idea, but grudge matches and finding the best of each race or a chance to play a famous team would be fun.

@inijuno: the orc slot is taken but i'll put you down as a reserve :)

I will blog when the challenge is done, so far played 2 out of 5 and down to 1660tv!