".....and so Jim, in conclusion, MV10 AG5 wardancers, are indeed, a mighty pain in the arsenal."
"Thank you Giles. That was Giles Bandwidth there, with his report on up and coming Wood-elf stars. Doesn't he have a fantastic selection of cardigans Bob?"
"He does Jim, he really does. Coming up next on Fumbbl-focus, we have a story from a relatively unknown team who's number 5 player has made it onto the active hall of fame board for human lineman with completions. More on this after a quick word from our sponsors."
"...it's a really slow news day Jim when we have reports like this crap to read."
"Could be worse Bob, it could be yet another niggled and retired report..."
"Aaand finally. Yesterday, after completing his 15th game for the team Zeroes to Heroes, Duke Rogerson appeared in 15th place on the hall of fame for human lineman passers. A hat-trick of successful passes in their last match took his tally to 11 completed throws and earned him another skill-up. It was only fitting that he should complement his sure-handed approach to ball control with an excellent pass ability. Currently sitting at veteran level, with two skills, it makes Duke one of the most overly expensive throwers in the game."
"It certainly does Jim, also interestingly, he is the only player on either the active or all-time human lineman passers list without a +AG to help. It just goes to show Jim, how dumb perseverance can overcome many obstacles, even Nuffle's luck."

Duke Rogerson is the first player I've had that made it onto the hall of fame, so I thought I'd do a little bit of fluff. It seemed more fitting too that, giving this teams extra disability of me foolishly having to roll random skills, that he rolled a double and then my RNG rolled to give him the pass skill. So now he looks like a thrower except he costs 100k instead of 70k!