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cameronhawkins
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2012-12-06 17:43:21
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2012-11-13 16:13:09
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2012-11-06 20:58:37
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The Luckiest Player, On The Luckiest Team On FUMBBL
Which one of the admins is messing with me?

Me best Squig Hopper, Number 2 just rolled his fourth (6,6) skill roll. Seriously–– who's responsible for this?

If no one comes forward, I formally request that the admins alter the rules in this one instance and allow this player to take an extra +ST, since it seems that Nuffle has clearly decreed he wishes it to be so. Evidently he has been vexed by the (new?) stat-increase restrictions of the CRP, and since the admins are themselves coaches, I do not think it would be prudent to tempt his wrath in this case.

(No glory to me––all I did was press the button––but this must be some kind of record, no?)
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Posted by WhatBall on 2012-11-06 21:21:16
I hate you because I am jealous of that Squig. :)
Posted by ElanTheBard on 2012-11-06 21:42:09
You should try it vs my slaves! He's a mecha nightmare! :P
Posted by cameronhawkins on 2012-11-06 21:56:50
@Ryld

I did! I accepted your acceptance! Then you rejected the game! The slaves were clearly frightened out of their minds!
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-11-07 01:50:53
You should be punished because
you didn't take the 2nd +ST >:[

And claw+mighty blow for all squigs, that is just sick :D
Posted by pythrr on 2012-11-07 02:49:13
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=pastplayers&team_id=706727

Seriously, why so many fired healthy players?

Minmaxing in stunty? Good lord.....

Posted by Nelphine on 2012-11-07 05:38:11
ever seen the skryre slave teams? assuming you want to play them at all, you have to be very careful about your tv. Admittedly, the only other team where it matters is snotlings, but giving someone like goblin cheaters tons of inducements isn't all that good either. So, unfortunately, team balance the way it currently is HIGHLY encourages minmaxing tv in stunty leeg.
Posted by cameronhawkins on 2012-11-07 06:10:36
Yeah, Nelphine is dead on. Stunty Leeg (and even non-leeg stunties) need to be fired with brutality, because while a human lineman with block and dodge might be worth 2 unskilled linemen, a goblin with SS and SF is definitely not worth 2 unskilled goblins. More bodies is more important. And many of the stunty star players are insanely good/undercosted so it pays to not give excessive inducements to your opponents.

But none of that is the reason I fire healthy players. I do it because I need a goblin or two with block and kick, and in 28 goblin skill rolls, I've only gotten 2 doubles (both long gone). And I also want a squig with Tackle, and in 18 squig skill rolls, I've only gotten 1 double (killed next game). And it's faster to skill a new player from up to 6 than 31.

But hell, call it whatever you will. I cannot find it shameful to be labelled this elusive term which has produced hundreds of pages of discussion and yet still has no solid definition... and is evidently practiced by virtually every coach on the site.
Posted by pythrr on 2012-11-07 06:51:29
bollocks. minmaxing in stunty is TAKING IT FAR TOO SERIOUSLY. the whole div is about silly fun and sprites dying. winning should be LAST in order of priority, --- get a life people.
Posted by Underworlder on 2012-11-07 07:59:10
Winnig never is LAST
Winnig is always FIRST
Posted by pythrr on 2012-11-07 08:42:07
not in stunty it isn't

who the hell are you people?
Posted by garyt1 on 2012-11-07 12:54:33
The minmaxing is a bit off but great hopper. I have a Hopper (Big King) with s5 a5 after 3 stat rolls. A joy.
Posted by Underworlder on 2012-11-07 15:12:31
In stunty, the ultimate goal of killing things is being the last on the pitch and WIN
All your player do on the pitch is trying to win
You can have fun or frustrate yourself during the winning resarch, but that's the goal of the game, make at least 1 TD more than your opponent (no matter if you achieve this killing or elfballing)