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2012-07-15 20:02:44
19 votes, rating 4.7
19 votes, rating 4.7
You know you've spent too much time playing D&D when...
A friend was sitting in a cafe, drinking beer with his girlfriend (now his wife).
Suddenly, two guys dressed as Orcs, with their axes, their leather armor and growling, running down the street to the coffee. And my friend says to his girlfriend, all serious ...
"How strange, there is usually no orcs in this area ......"
His wife still laughs, and the orcs were preparing his bachelor party :D
Suddenly, two guys dressed as Orcs, with their axes, their leather armor and growling, running down the street to the coffee. And my friend says to his girlfriend, all serious ...
"How strange, there is usually no orcs in this area ......"
His wife still laughs, and the orcs were preparing his bachelor party :D
Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2012-07-15 20:31:26
STOP THIS NONSENSE NOW
Posted by jundru on 2012-07-15 21:04:38
I have read some funny stories about BB, they made me laugh and remember the story of my previous post.
If you dislike someone, please assess it with a 1. If you do not like the stories of "You know you've spent too much time playing D&D when..." do not read them, nobody forces you.
But I think I can write in my blog whatever I think is interesting, even if was not original and someone has written something like this before.
If you dislike someone, please assess it with a 1. If you do not like the stories of "You know you've spent too much time playing D&D when..." do not read them, nobody forces you.
But I think I can write in my blog whatever I think is interesting, even if was not original and someone has written something like this before.
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-07-15 21:07:20
Jundru, please don't let pythrr or blader discourage you. Ever.
Posted by PeteW on 2012-07-15 21:40:46
PeteW attempts to hack pythrr with an axe.
PeteW rolls a d20.
[20:40] <@PeteW> !d 20
[20:40] <@Nuffle> PeteW: A 9 shows on the 20-sided die.
PeteW is successful.
Pythrr is hit with an axe.
PeteW rolls a d20.
[20:40] <@PeteW> !d 20
[20:40] <@Nuffle> PeteW: A 9 shows on the 20-sided die.
PeteW is successful.
Pythrr is hit with an axe.
Posted by jundru on 2012-07-15 21:45:54
You only need a 9??? WOW!
:D
:D
Posted by pythrr on 2012-07-15 21:48:19
Pete, WTH? You hit me on a 9?
What the hell am I - a kobold?
What the hell am I - a kobold?
Posted by pythrr on 2012-07-15 21:49:04
Takes a lot more than a 9 to hit Super-TRoll!
;)
;)
Posted by jundru on 2012-07-15 21:52:04
Maybe he have a 5+ Axe of fire! :D
Posted by Nelphine on 2012-07-15 22:03:12
pah its 4e; trolls have bad ac since they're brutes, peteW has great luck and is clearly a barbarian. As a striker, barbarians have great accuracy, therefore, he probably hits pythrr on about a 6.
(If it's 2e, then PeteW is probably a rogue, and is probably backstabbing him for x4 damage, and so probably hits on a 3.)
((If it's 3e, then I don't know what the heck PeteW is using an axe for.))
(If it's 2e, then PeteW is probably a rogue, and is probably backstabbing him for x4 damage, and so probably hits on a 3.)
((If it's 3e, then I don't know what the heck PeteW is using an axe for.))
Posted by pythrr on 2012-07-16 00:13:28
oh 4e...
in that case, the fighter attacks with ... err, eactly the same power as the wizard, but dressed as a sword instead of a fireball, while the ranger shoots with a bow that does ... eer, exactly the same crap as as EVERY OTHER CLASS.
God I hate 4e. Stupidy stupids.
in that case, the fighter attacks with ... err, eactly the same power as the wizard, but dressed as a sword instead of a fireball, while the ranger shoots with a bow that does ... eer, exactly the same crap as as EVERY OTHER CLASS.
God I hate 4e. Stupidy stupids.
Posted by Nelphine on 2012-07-16 00:47:34
man pythrr.. I should play a game of 4e with you.
Totally not the same at all. Totally. (Unless you actively go out of your way to choose powers on each character that are the same, but then you're gimping both characters, so that would be ridiculous. Or if you're going for the most powerful Iajitsu Strike group possible, but that's not really a good idea if you want your DM to like you.)
Totally not the same at all. Totally. (Unless you actively go out of your way to choose powers on each character that are the same, but then you're gimping both characters, so that would be ridiculous. Or if you're going for the most powerful Iajitsu Strike group possible, but that's not really a good idea if you want your DM to like you.)