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2018-02-12 17:30:05
rating 2.5
2018-02-12 17:30:05
21 votes, rating 2.5
My game policy
Just to be sure anyone that plays with me is informed and we can both enjoy the game.

-Am I Spanish despite my nickname? Nope.

-Do I foul? yes if i can take out one of opponent's player that is dangerous and the game is still on. (I don't do it if i'm losing by 2-3 TD and there is no chance to change the game, exception applies as explained in the next point.)

-Do I foul on last turn? Sometimes, if don't like my opponent.

-What makes me unlike my opponent?
*not being able to have a chat that is more than "gl hf gg cu ty wd fo".
*stopping being silent just for start commenting dice.
*Fouling when outnumbering me (in players and TD) while i'm just leaving all my players prone waiting for the match to end.
*Being utterly slow.

-Do I comment my bad dice? Sometimes. Not in turn 1 nor 2 nor 3. If i roll a double skull in turn 1 i don't talk about diced game, if I roll it 3 times in 3 turn i might make a joke about that.

-Do I blame my opponent if he has good dice? Nope, we have all been on both sides

-Do I answer to comments on my dice even when they are obviously wrong? Yes, one or two times, trying to explain why i think they are wrong. After the third time, i move the "chat command" popup over the chat and from that moment i stop to reply, if not for gaming reason.

-Do i always congratulate with my opponents when they score? Yes, if they at least pretend to congratulate with me when i score. If they don't do once, I stop doing it for the rest of the game

-Do i play in ranked with agile team against 4+ Mighty Blows? If i can, I avoid that.

-Do i think that complaining early in game for some good dice is pointless since a bunch of dice are not statistically significant? Yes.

-Do i try to give back to you what you gave me when we play? Yes, in both senses: positive behaviours and negative ones.

-Do i always follow theese rules despite having a bad/good mood, bad/good day, bad/good game? Nope, I'm not the Pope.
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Posted by Arktoris on 2018-02-12 21:16:48
that basically describes everybody. You fit right in.

the only thing you should reconsider is the anti-fouling when you're keeping all your players down. It's against site rules to reward that behavior. They are suppose to foul you.
Posted by pythrr on 2018-02-13 00:03:11
why are you not the pope?
Posted by Amistad on 2018-02-13 02:42:43
Aktoris you are right, i'm not saying they are wrong,I'm just talking about personal taste... the opponent can obviously foul me, but is not "forced" too. The site rules are about discussing or agreeing on "in game event" , but this is more about a silent non written rule.

@ pythrr Nice question, I'm a nerd but still like many "unpopely" things
Posted by pythrr on 2018-02-13 05:14:40
which unpopey things?
Posted by Amistad on 2018-02-13 05:33:44
iggy pop, of course.
Posted by BillBrasky on 2018-02-13 07:55:33
A snowflake millennial has spoken.

All be aware!
Posted by Wozzaa on 2018-02-13 08:44:01
Thanks for sharing?
Posted by Amistad on 2018-02-13 13:15:14
Oh Bill, you make me feel so young <3
Posted by spelledaren on 2018-02-13 19:01:18
Most cases, if someone is not standing their players up...I'll try my best to hurt them where they lie. The trouble is only getting 1 foul per turn and so many targets!

Fouling when outnumbering the opponent is the best time to foul!
Posted by Nightbird on 2018-02-13 19:27:12
At this point in time, on Fumbbl, its hard to fathom people even care about any one coaches 'game rules'. But hey thanks for sharing? Now get back in that freezer before you melt! =P
Posted by Arktoris on 2018-02-13 19:49:44
the problem Amistad, if you just allow your opponent to "give up", on playback it looks like you two had an agreement of play, and you might both get punished.

By fouling, you're showing any reviewers that your opponent's decision to stop being competitive is his alone. You are not an accomplice to the free ride you're getting.
Posted by Amistad on 2018-02-13 19:56:46
You are all right on your point of views.
It's true that no one cares about coach rules, and it's true that this is a list of obviuous bs.
If i felt like writing it, it's because it's clear that some of my opponents got problems with my way of being here...

the post is called "my game policy" and not "suggested fumbbl gaming policy"(also because they should not be written in broken english, i suppose ;) )
Posted by pythrr on 2018-02-14 02:37:48
Mee CoaCHy rhules.

Get off mah lawn.

I kEEEL yoo wiv a brick

I kEEEL yooR family wiv a brick

Burn all Estonian potato thievers.


yoo lay on grounds, we HIT YOO WIV BICK

LOVES, Teh PoLisH CoaCH.