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The Sons of Brutus are the most legendary team in HLP. They are he teams with most Premiership Sprint completed, 11 (you know what a Slobber-Knocker is, right?), and the only one able to win three Premiership titles.

Several other teams were able to win the Premiership a couple of times, but coach nufflehatesme is the only one to have won it with two different teams and matching Sons of Brutus' coach Dunenzed at three wins.

The team that won more editions is the Bayernhoff Bengals, with one Premiership win and three Conference wins. They are also one of the four teams that won at least a Premiership and a Conference title, completing a double (both titles in different seasons).

In Season 13, the Mata Leon joined the Bayernhoff Bengals in the restricted club of the doublers, the Vault Tec Squad in Season 15 and the Premier Predators in Season 19.

None was able to win both titles in the same season, scoring a Double!

In Season 13, the Mata Leon recorded the highest score ever in a Premiership Sprint, 56 points for a 13/1/2 record. They almost won the overall Blackbox Premiership too, falling short by just one point.

At the Conference level, the record is shared by three teams, Terrible Danger, X-Men Return and Alfreds team, 59 points with a 14/1/1 sprint. But Alfreds team did it with the highest TV in Season 14!

Playing a human team in the Box is an hard challenge, and some of us took it to the extreme!

Four teams can claim to be in the 300 Club: 1893 Besenbrück, Sons of Brutus, Kingston Kruelty and the Vault Tec Squad.

It's an elite club, but you can be in if you push hard enough!

If you are looking for a true human legend, Max Schmerz is the answer!

He has been the Bayernhoff Bengals captain for 141 matches, leading the team to one Premiership and three Conference titles. Still today, he is the second top star (499 SPPs), the all time top scorer (116 TD) and the best runner (2815 yards) for humanity in the Box.

Your players know where to look for a standard, now!

If Max Schmerz is the brightest star, timmy IV is by far the most strenuous enemy of box's mutants!

He still lead the Inglorius Followers in every battle, and played in back-to-back winning Premiership seasons. He is the oldest player (257 games) and he holds the title for most blocks (1843 blocks) and for most MVPs (22) for humanity in the Box.

If you cannot be Max, be timmy!

Your blitzer is not a scoring machine like Max Schmerz? Your player is not god-like strenght gifted like timmy IV?

Well, the greatest human player ever is Rok Hedsmasha.
He portraits himself as nothing special, but he is the epitetome of the slobber-knocker! More than 250 games of hard grinding, 274 casualties that make him the top blocker ever and two Premiership titles. Last but not least, more than 701 SPP, by far the all time top star for humanity in the box!

Just a bit of commitment, and you can match his qualities!

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