“It was a bad day at the office for Burr Berry. The thro ra regenerates from a serious injury only to be killed in the next drive. Both casualties were inflicted by 1D blocks. Rufio was on fire, and his touchdown and 2 casualties win the 'Saws the match.

Deuces, in his 156th game, finally picks up a war wound. It could have been worse - the initial prognosis was death. A little less agile after a broken neck, but that won't keep him down - just ask Sesame!

The 2nd half was played without an apothecary, meaning some tense moments for Coach Chainsaw! Fortunately Coach Kenty wanted the win, and skipped the gang fouls in hunt of the ball.

The mighty Tomb Guardian Hugo Boss scooped it up. Ramtut has made it to the end zone, and Hugo Boss sees him. He launches the ball, and it's accurate! Ramtut drops it, so the crowd tosses back over his head... into the crowd! They toss it back to him! He misses it. The crowd throws the ball to the other side of the pitch! They throw it back! Now the fans are just having fun, and play piggy in the middle with Ramtut until they finally bore of it.”