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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2013-08-02 23:59:31
TV 750k+300k Halfling
1
60k
6000
No change
4/1/0
Inducements: 1 halfling master chef, 2 bribes
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
5
-
1
19
160
3
11
33
6
#10 Sallie Seagrass – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
5
1
3
-
1
27
100
2
49
28
1
#8 Sunder – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“I Deaden. I still lead round Ryder Cove. I seek.
We find small man-things. They funny looking. They want to play.
But they hit hard. Cleave gone first turn. More in KO. Not what expected.
Screech steal ball and score. We lead. More danger. Skitter and Gnaw hurt but we save Skitter. Big tree-thing dangerous. We must be wary. Screech gets ball again. Screech score.
We kick ball-thing. Sunder get hurt again. Tree-thing very dangerous. 2-0 half time
Second half we finally hurt little man-things. 1 pushed into crowd. 1 by Deaden. I show how to do it. Skitter takes ball and score.
Little man-thing do unexpected. They fly. We confused. They score. We not sure what happened.
Rend take control. Take ball. Run forward and score. Rend smash little man-things.
Screech steals ball-thing again. Little man-thing hits screech but screech hurt him as well. Skitter passes to Nibbles for score. 5-1 Final score.
I happy. I seek. There are more chosen out there. I will bring them up.
My story goes on.”
We find small man-things. They funny looking. They want to play.
But they hit hard. Cleave gone first turn. More in KO. Not what expected.
Screech steal ball and score. We lead. More danger. Skitter and Gnaw hurt but we save Skitter. Big tree-thing dangerous. We must be wary. Screech gets ball again. Screech score.
We kick ball-thing. Sunder get hurt again. Tree-thing very dangerous. 2-0 half time
Second half we finally hurt little man-things. 1 pushed into crowd. 1 by Deaden. I show how to do it. Skitter takes ball and score.
Little man-thing do unexpected. They fly. We confused. They score. We not sure what happened.
Rend take control. Take ball. Run forward and score. Rend smash little man-things.
Screech steals ball-thing again. Little man-thing hits screech but screech hurt him as well. Skitter passes to Nibbles for score. 5-1 Final score.
I happy. I seek. There are more chosen out there. I will bring them up.
My story goes on.”
"Well, we tried everything we could. We booby-trapped the locker room with bleach and cleaning products, we scheduled the match for less than an hour after the Skaven's game against the dead ended, and we bribed the referee. But it all went wrong again. Sure, the exhausted Skaven were easy prey for the blocks of the treemen (and even some halflings), but this fumbling lot barely managed to cover the ball, and when they did, some rat would swoop in to steal it.
Sallie's jaw was broken. Now she looks even more grotesque. She is covering it up with makeup, but it is not helping.
The Captain doesn't seem to care about any of this. He says he received another 60,000 gold pieces to put toward his blasted ship. Damn that ship, and damn this Captain. We need to get back to practicing Blood Bowl... if we divide our attentions, we will keep embarrassing ourselves on the field AND on the ocean."”