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[L] Mexican Standoff
Tuco Noriaga#7 
A masterful ballhandler, Tuco demonstrated his arm strength early on, a trait much in need for the Mexicans after the deaths of Fidel and Esmerelda. Few throwers of any race have demonstrated his ability to hurl the ball downfield with pin-point accuracy, even at extreme ranges he always seemed to put the ball right in the receivers hands.

That arm strength really helped keep him on his feet behind a front line of questionable strength, Tuco would simply hang back near his own endzone until a player came open downfield, and then the ball would simply appear in that elfs hand as if by magic, leaving the receiver with nothing to do except waltz into the endzone.

Tuco was never the greatest defensive player, but was willing to swoop in to collect the ball if it ever hit the turf, and rarely failed to get it to a safe place, preferably in an elfs hand, far downfield.

When ever the team received the kickoff it seemed almost inevitable, Tuco to one of a number of receivers. The crowd knew it was coming, their opponents knew it was coming, but there was nothing any of them could do about it except pray the elf at the other end dropped it.

Trophy Cabinet:
Silver Strongarm Season LI (6.75 Yards/Completion)

Silver Boomerang Season LII (16 Completions)

Manfred von Richtofen Arrow Season LIII (63 Passing Yards)
Emilio Luthien Boomerang Season LIII (10 Completions)


Manfred von Richtofen Arrow Season LVI (107 yards passing)
Silver Arrow Season LVII (152 yards passing)
Duskwind Strongarm Award Season LVII (10.13 yards passing/completion)
All-Star Seasons LVI and LVII
At his tragic passing, Tuco has now overtaken Emilio Luthien in all 3 important categories: Completions, Passing Yards and Rushing Yards.
Thrower 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
G
51
R
347
B
54
P
606
F
0
Spp
109
Cp
90
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
3
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Pass
Safe Throw
Strong Arm
Accurate
Dodge
Block
Sure Hands
Match performances
DateOpponentCpTDItCsMvpSpp
2013-09-16Fraud Squad100001
2013-09-17Crypt-O-Night200002
2013-09-18Intoxicated Mayhem100001
2013-10-21Horrors Of Skye200002
2013-10-28Redgum's Rodents400004
2013-10-30Treasure Hoarders200002
2013-11-14Psych Lab300003
2013-11-19Darkstar Corsairs300003
2013-11-25Tribute to Alan Parsons100001
2014-01-13Blackwater Sting200002
2014-01-29Tribute to Alan Parsons100118
2014-02-05Crookwell Green Devils100001
2014-02-15Large Head-on Colliders300003
2014-02-20Wonga Wonga Whalekillers200017
2014-02-28Crypt-O-Night100001
2014-03-23Horrors Of Skye200002
2014-04-01Psych Lab100001
2014-04-14SWL Hunting Crocs400004
2014-04-26Griffon Gate Sentinels200002
2014-04-30Black Swans200002
2014-05-07Yang Gang 100001
2014-06-04Tribute to Alan Parsons000015
2014-06-16Da Blackest Guard300003
2014-06-29Psych Lab300003
2014-07-16SWL Hunting Crocs100001
2014-07-23Longear Wussbags100103
2014-08-17Wonga Wonga Whalekillers200002
2014-08-23Sacred Spawning of Sotek200002
2014-08-25SWL Hunting Crocs400004
2014-09-10Slumbering Skink200002
2014-09-16Malapropism Mania200002
2014-09-21Kowabunga Connection100001
2014-10-25Longear Wussbags200002
2014-11-08Sharp Force Trauma200002
2014-11-10Horrors Of Skye100001
2014-11-12Malalocide300003
2014-12-01Autumn's leaves300003
2014-12-02Redgum's Rodents200002
2014-12-13Wonga Wonga Whalekillers200002
2015-01-17Chokeland Graders200002
2015-02-08Blackwater Sting200002
2015-02-10Wäŋa Warriors200002
2015-02-14Crookwell Green Devils200002
2015-03-10Longear Wussbags200002
2015-03-26Public Service Announcement300003