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Sotek's exhalted, Lord Wotyafinkovmee, sat on his mound considering the ever sliding shift of the Warhammer World into the embrace of Chaos (yes I did say mound. It was a throne, but when you've been sat on your 2.3 metic tonne ass for a millenia, everything turns into a mound). His eyebrow quivvered slightly and he expelled gas (killing 2 unfortunate administrators) and THAT WAS IT. However the alarm that this 'titanic sign' (as some of the more fervent skinks would call it) caused was incredible. The entire garrison of Mines'a'tetley was summoned within the hour in full battle dress. All 43,000 waited expectantly for the command, and they waited and they waited. Finally, a week and a half later Lord W's eyes opened (again causing 2 administrators to die. This time from excitement not asphyxiation) and said in the most pathetic effeminate voice (which again caused 2 administrators to die. This time from embarrassment). "There is a great disturbance in the warp flow. As I speak Chaos is growing and encompassing this world. The only way for the balance to be maintained is for you, my children, to enter a barbaric sport called Blood Bowl and win this Themed Competition thing. Don't ask me why, I work in mysterious ways, far beyond your comprehension." "But you must keep your identities a secret. Don't let anyone know who and what you really are. So, I have picked my favourites and given you names which will fool the infidells of this world and allow you to compete unmolested. As this will be viewed by many people by a 'Cabalvision network' I have given you each a new name and these names will be of 'great' leaders of a planet called 'Earth'. This planet just happens to be where the Bloodweiser sponsorship comes from, so it's going to be shown over there 24 days a week. Also, as I was prudent enough to have part shares in Bloodweiser, the extra income will always come in handy for a couple of extra saurus or maybe the odd Kroxigor down the line, but enough of that. You will be called 'Too Many Cooks' (which old 'W' thought was hilarious but nobody else knew what the hell he was talking about) and you are all that stands between Chaos and balance. Now begone and don't forget to buy as much merchandise as you can"

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Drunken Dwarves of Karak Azgul	Dwarf	1000k	17	1/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1080k	5	0/0/0	30k	47k
Juiced Cars	High Elf	1100k	12	0/1/0	70k	1 - 4	1140k	21	1/0/0	50k	67k
Seven Samurai	High Elf	1180k	22	2/1/1	70k	3 - 1	1200k	12	1/0/0	30k	49k
Howard's Heroes	Orc	1290k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1320k	5	0/0/0	50k	39k
Awful Administration	Lizardmen	1370k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 0	1380k	7	1/0/0	30k	50k
Ignored Heroes	Human	1430k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1510k	15	1/1/0	30k	50k
Ducks And Friends	Lizardmen	1530k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1360k	0	0/0/0	0k	53k
Watchmen	Orc	1630k	19	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1790k	20	3/2/0	30k	59k
Odd'a'Waaagh Ruffriderz	Orc	1570k	11	1/1/1	40k	0 - 1	1700k	10	1/0/0	50k	65k