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Too many Cooks
Roster [X2] Lizardmen

Sotek's exhalted, Lord Wotyafinkovmee, sat on his mound considering the ever sliding shift of the Warhammer World into the embrace of Chaos (yes I did say mound. It was a throne, but when you've been sat on your 2.3 metic tonne ass for a millenia, everything turns into a mound). His eyebrow quivvered slightly and he expelled gas (killing 2 unfortunate administrators) and THAT WAS IT. However the alarm that this 'titanic sign' (as some of the more fervent skinks would call it) caused was incredible. The entire garrison of Mines'a'tetley was summoned within the hour in full battle dress. All 43,000 waited expectantly for the command, and they waited and they waited. Finally, a week and a half later Lord W's eyes opened (again causing 2 administrators to die. This time from excitement not asphyxiation) and said in the most pathetic effeminate voice (which again caused 2 administrators to die. This time from embarrassment).
"There is a great disturbance in the warp flow. As I speak Chaos is growing and encompassing this world. The only way for the balance to be maintained is for you, my children, to enter a barbaric sport called Blood Bowl and win this Themed Competition thing. Don't ask me why, I work in mysterious ways, far beyond your comprehension."
"But you must keep your identities a secret. Don't let anyone know who and what you really are. So, I have picked my favourites and given you names which will fool the infidells of this world and allow you to compete unmolested. As this will be viewed by many people by a 'Cabalvision network' I have given you each a new name and these names will be of 'great' leaders of a planet called 'Earth'. This planet just happens to be where the Bloodweiser sponsorship comes from, so it's going to be shown over there 24 days a week. Also, as I was prudent enough to have part shares in Bloodweiser, the extra income will always come in handy for a couple of extra saurus or maybe the odd Kroxigor down the line, but enough of that. You will be called 'Too Many Cooks' (which old 'W' thought was hilarious but nobody else knew what the hell he was talking about) and you are all that stands between Chaos and balance. Now begone and don't forget to buy as much merchandise as you can"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Richard the Lion heart
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   9 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 100k
(100)k
  
2
Ghengis Khan
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   9 0 1 1 4 1 18/31 120k
(128)k
  
4
George W Bush
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   9 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
Montizuma
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(100)k
  
6
Starlin
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Pass, Side Step
   9 3 3 0 1 2 24/31 110k
(120)k
  
7
Mussolini
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
   9 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 80k
(100)k
  
8
Henry VIII
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
 -ma 7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60)k
  
9
Winston Churchill
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   9 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(100)k
  
10
Jacque Chirac
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   9 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 80k
(100)k
  
11
Jean Chretien
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   8 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(100)k
  
12
Margaret Thatcher
Saurus
6 4 1 9   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
13
Darth "Knuckles" Vader
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(110)k
  
14
Gerhard Schroeder
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(75)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Daragor Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (7/0/2) |TD Diff:7 (15 - 8) |Cas Diff:5 (7/7/2 - 8/3/0)
Last Opponent: Odd'a'Waaagh Ruffriderz