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<b>Accolades</b>

Winners of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=13432">FUMBBL SMACK Pro LVIII</a>
Winners of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=13592">FUMBBL SMACK Pro LXV</a>
Winners of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=13752">FUMBBL SMACK Pro LXXIV</a>

<b>Team Progression:</b>

<b>The Learning Phase (First 6 games): </b> The team is still learning how to play blood bowl, as they were formerly trained as ballroom dancers. They go 4-1 and then take off the diapers by entering a <b>SMACK Veteran</b> tournament. Despite having a TS 30 points higher than the rival skaven, the Dancers are crushed 4-0.

<b>The Enlightenment Phase I (Games 7-15): </b> Everyone gels together after the crushing defeat in the veteran smack. The team rolls off nine straight victories, averages nearly 5 cas per game and takes home 2 <b>SMACK Pro</b> trophies.

<b>The Challenge (Game 16): </b> Cocky after this winning streak, the team challenges the legendary Chaos team the <b>Fated Philosphers</b> (who are +26 TS, +120 TR). <b>BillBrasky</b> gives the team the beating they deserve, the dancers suffer 8 casualties (4 perms) and lose the game 2-1.

<b>The Enlightenment Phase II (Games 17-26): </b> After the TR trim Bill gives us, the Dancers enter directly into another <b>PRO Smack</b> and bring home the title. The team goes 8-1-1 during this period, with the only loss coming to <b>Dead Bunnies United</b>, setting themselves up for a <b>SMACK Legend</b>.

<b>Hard Times (Games 27-32): </b> In the next 6 games, the team ends every single one tied at the end of regulation. Three of these were <b>SMACK Legend</b> games, and the Dancers squeak out victories in the first two, and tie the SMACK final but lose the cointoss to <b>MadTias' Glitz Gitz</b>. For whatever reason, the team is severely rattled. Aside from an 8 CAS beatdown given to a chaos team, the team is only averaging 2 cas caused per game. Add that to 4 players leaving the pitch dead or with niggling injuries (2 apo fails) during this six game stretch, and the team is not currently in top form.

<b>The Turnaround! (Games 33-37): </b> The Dancers luck changes after a face off against none other than the legendary <b>Wuhan</b> and they bring home a much awaited victory. The team reels off five straight victories, and leaves a path of destruction in its wake. Will they build up enough to enter Fumbbl Cup V? Stay tuned...

<b>Training for FC V (Games 38-42): </b>Time for the dancers to train for the Fumbbl Cup. They play all sorts of new teams, but they wear their gloves so nobody gets hurt. Brave souls <b>Sinner</b> and <b>PeteW</b> step up with Dark elves and wood elves, <b>Torsoboy</b>'s orcs teach us a thing or to, and so far we are 1-4 during this stretch - worst ever for the team. Come pick on us!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Diving Tackle, +MA
  25 3 9 1 1 2 44/51 160k
(80+80)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  4 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Guard, Pro
  29 0 4 0 13 4 58/76 170k
(90+80)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  42 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
m 17 3 5 0 3 2 34/51 140k
(0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pass Block
  58 0 3 0 19 4 67/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
13
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Guard
-ma, m 37 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 110k
(0)k
 
14
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  22 0 0 1 5 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
15
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow
-ma 44 0 1 0 6 5 40/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
16
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Borgen Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1950k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:61 (37/6/18) |TD Diff:29 (83 - 54) |Cas Diff:95 (105/76/44 - 68/45/17)
Last Opponent: Inkaprettatori

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Malo para el cuerpoKhemri1000k142/0/150k1 - 01000k121/2/060k58k
Stupid Bloody GitsChaos Dwarf1070k131/1/070k1 - 21060k130/1/070k76k
lilleputNorse1170k211/1/130k3 - 01000k50/0/020k30k
Dancing AllstarsWood Elf1250k193/2/0100k2 - 11280k100/0/050k61k
Confused SheetsChaos Dwarf1360k130/2/050k2 - 01320k71/0/030k74k
Waste Recepticle RodentsSkaven1440k103/0/070k0 - 41260k201/0/040k51k
Land of KingsNorse1420k150/1/150k2 - 01410k60/0/070k71k
Pop CultureNecromantic1510k183/1/260k1 - 01440k50/0/030k68k
Cherryh PickersAmazon1570k162/2/030k1 - 01690k70/1/040k63k
10 Glade RockereOrc1640k133/1/140k2 - 11770k152/1/040k90k
Super StrengthKhemri1640k182/2/150k2 - 01720k83/0/040k82k
BiersNecromantic Horror1680k193/1/040k2 - 01700k50/0/030k76k
Cherryh PickersAmazon1750k212/3/150k2 - 01750k50/0/050k81k
Bloodcry StonebreakersChaos1800k221/3/270k2 - 01840k21/0/00k104k
Asgard's ValourNorse1920k202/1/180k3 - 01870k60/0/050k132k
Fated PhilosophersChaos2060k91/0/160k1 - 23260k234/2/250k149k
Uzzzkkar Lokkbin Al-UksaChaos Dwarf1690k283/3/150k3 - 01560k80/1/160k104k
GewuerzeNecromantic1730k160/4/2100k1 - 01550k60/0/080k105k
SkyraidersHigh Elf1860k194/1/150k2 - 11840k142/0/080k107k
BullsnotChaos Dwarf1890k151/1/070k2 - 01900k71/0/090k130k
Dead Bunnies UnitedShambling Undead1990k172/1/250k1 - 22040k182/2/040k137k
Living Rockers 5Chaos2060k202/2/2140k1 - 01870k00/0/00k90k
Khorny KornholiosKhemri2250k183/0/150k2 - 02050k70/1/140k122k
Blood BanditsNecromantic Horror2300k231/2/330k2 - 02150k91/1/040k102k
One Die JusticeChaos2370k163/1/050k1 - 12330k122/0/160k123k
CowDwarf2390k184/0/070k2 - 02430k51/0/020k121k
Mighty MaggotzOrc2490k131/0/050k2 - 12180k130/2/050k114k
Fiends of CacophoniaChaos2390k224/3/140k2 - 12690k161/1/020k122k
Glitz GitzOrc2420k131/3/050k2 - 22430k140/1/180k144k
Clint Eastwood RolesShambling Undead2290k71/0/020k0 - 02290k111/3/040k135k
Mass DestructionChaos Dwarf2000k111/1/040k1 - 11800k80/1/030k95k
Spell it Without CapitalsSkaven1970k183/1/150k1 - 11860k110/1/090k132k
Streetfighter Alpha 3Lizardmen2050k213/2/030k2 - 11730k152/1/170k90k
Foul Moon HowlersNecromantic1840k161/2/240k2 - 11630k81/0/040k113k
Death ZenithChaos1920k121/0/150k2 - 02230k80/1/060k112k
Dythanus MinionsNecromantic1990k192/3/130k2 - 11720k111/0/060k99k
Aardvark (Ogre Killers)Chaos Dwarf2060k192/1/150k2 - 11680k80/0/060k120k
Supper's ReadyNurgle's Rotters2150k100/0/0190k1 - 02100k00/0/00k165k
Commist PartyOrc2360k70/2/070k0 - 12460k122/1/060k142k
One Die JusticeChaos2360k120/0/050k2 - 02420k121/0/140k135k
We play everyoneTomb Kings2440k162/2/130k0 - 22000k193/1/0100k129k
Darkie's DreamsDark Elf2500k183/1/090k1 - 32380k180/0/070k169k
Ultimate SuperheroesWood Elf2620k120/0/110k1 - 32160k170/0/060k103k
Weapon Masters IINecromantic2520k210/3/240k2 - 12100k174/1/080k131k
Gerbil's BeatdownChaos2610k214/2/140k2 - 02510k111/1/240k137k
Flogsta DrunkardsOrc2600k102/1/160k0 - 12340k183/1/050k154k
Don't mind us, we're deadShambling Undead2670k81/0/160k0 - 12710k121/1/050k129k
Orc City ChiefsOrc2740k153/0/020k1 - 32450k201/1/060k106k
Bongo BongoOrc2710k60/1/150k1 - 02490k91/0/070k122k
Khorn's TempestChaos Chosen2580k181/2/260k1 - 02570k70/1/120k132k
Rhazgul's JudgementChaos Chosen2600k142/1/020k1 - 22610k194/4/020k135k
Forum SuckersVampire2210k233/2/080k2 - 02220k60/0/060k117k
Ganja slavesChaos2340k143/1/040k0 - 12320k121/0/060k120k
Zsirfej FCOrc2400k172/2/060k2 - 12430k122/0/040k111k
ImmortalisChaos2500k122/2/060k0 - 32390k190/2/030k105k
Just for the TTMOgre2570k102/0/030k0 - 12530k183/1/140k116k
700 Club RevisitedNurgle's Rotters2620k101/0/110k1 - 22550k205/3/130k123k
Hit ThatChaos2120k131/0/140k1 - 21980k161/1/040k88k
Deathdealers of Dark MountainChaos2170k121/1/130k1 - 02170k50/0/060k105k
Lone StarsChaos Chosen2230k80/1/060k0 - 22760k235/1/160k134k
InkaprettatoriChaos2200k80/0/060k1 - 12630k212/2/340k127k