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Tech Noir Assassinators
P [S] Nurglings

The Tech Noir Assassinators (T.N.A) have evolved over the years from two separate defense factions in the land of Siliconia. The first, and original, security force was the Autochthon Security Sect (A.S.S) which was comprised of men and women devoted to Siliconia, to protect the land from the wrongdoings of the Love Guns, an organized clan with dreams of controlling the land. A separate group, which used slighly more "interesting" techniques was the Treason, Insurgency and Terrorism Squad (T.I.T.S). The T.I.T.S operated in covert missions to thwart any attempt by the Guns to get on top of the government of Siliconia.

The two groups mainly operated toward the same goal, but would not share any information with each other about operations, or agent locations. This caused great consternation among the agents, especially after a certain incident which resulted in the loss of a deep-cover agent. After years of operating in this manner, a new Agency was formed: the T.N.A. No longer were men allowed to participate in security. The women felt that males too often looked at the female agents as objects and wanted to make the women do their bidding whenever they had a whim. The ladies decided it best to fight crime on their own terms.

The T.N.A don't play nice, they dont play fair...they play dirty. This new breed of agents are some of the most hardcore the land has seen. They will stop at nothing to get what they want, use any means to get you to spill the goods and squirt out your secrets. Make no mistake, the T.N.A. always gets their man, they will blow you away, and they can't wait to get their hands on YOU.

<img src="https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photos/Asassinators.jpg?w=a66540bb">

Blood Bowl has long been a favorite pasttime of both the T.I.T.S. and A.S.S. After several seasons of play, both agencies found that some of the more recognizable players were having trouble successfully completing their operations - they were no longer able to work undercover. The Siliconia Athletic Commission (S.A.C) decreed that both the T.I.T.S. and A.S.S. would continue to run Blood Bowl teams, but the players would be recruits signed up specifically to play ball, rather than stop world crime.

In 2087, with the passing of the Linking of Extreme Guardianships Statute (L.E.G.S.), T.I.T.S. and A.S.S. came together under one umbrella. Both security agencies laid-off the male agents (some supervisory positions were still occupied by males) and wrote a new doctrine for fighting crime. In addition, the two separate blood bowl teams merged into one, combining the best and brightest players from both former squads. Together, the team boasts a versatile, flexible offensive system designted to take advantage of what the defense gives - either going balls deep or smashing through the hole for a score. But the real jerker is the defense that will bend, bend, bend but never break. Owner Haywoode Jablowme recently stated, "In all my years of team management, I have never seen such a pair of beauties," referring to the main attractions of the team, Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. "They have taken the best shots every opponent can give, and they keep coming back for more." Coach Phillip McKracken agrees. "This team is unbelieveable. I have never seen so many players spend so much time on their backsides, but when it comes to crunchtime, they end up on top. Fans, make sure you are holding on to something, because you are in for the ride of your life."

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jenna Jameson
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Block, Pro, Claw, Tackle, Multiple Block
   23 0 0 0 54 1 113/176 250k
(120+130)k
  
2
Nikki Tyler
Beast
4 6 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Frenzy, +ST, Multiple Block
   12 0 0 0 19 0 38/51 220k
(120+100)k
  
3
Asia Carrera
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   21 0 5 0 1 2 27/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
4
Eva Angelina
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   23 0 3 0 5 2 29/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
5
Kobe Tai
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Teri Weigel
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   23 0 0 0 4 4 28/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
7
Janine Lindemulder
Nurgling
4 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 16 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Lanny Barby
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jewel De Nyle
Nurgling
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+MA, Sure Feet, Side Step
   23 1 7 0 2 1 31/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
10
Devon
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle
   16 0 4 0 2 1 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Jesse Jane
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 7 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Chasey Lain
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Dirty Player
   16 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Michelle Wild
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Anna Malle
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
15
Briana Banks
Plaguebearer
5 2 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
16
Jill Kelly
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: tzilacatzin Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:23 (11/6/6) |TD Diff:7 (31 - 24) |Cas Diff:36 (58/48/32 - 46/38/18)
Last Opponent: Hospital

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
ChompChompSquig Herders1000k284/2/070k3 - 01060k70/0/2100k83k
Arsenal Mount-GunbadGoblin Cheaters1130k192/3/050k1 - 01140k92/1/180k69k
Brian's Brutal BuddiesSkryre Slaves1220k161/3/180k0 - 01000k130/4/050k70k
Moco TeamNurglings1310k232/4/230k1 - 11760k243/3/260k73k
Brian's Brutal BuddiesSkryre Slaves1360k161/1/270k1 - 21520k253/3/160k67k
Wez da SnotsSnotling1440k194/2/1100k0 - 31530k181/0/190k104k
Brian's Brutal BuddiesSkryre Slaves1410k192/0/370k2 - 11710k100/0/130k70k
Mocassino Felpato FCHalfling1480k304/4/340k1 - 11390k163/1/030k67k
3 Foot UnderChaos Halfling1580k253/3/130k2 - 11390k163/1/020k58k
Jungle RockPygmy1670k212/3/120k2 - 21690k180/1/220k68k
My Little SimpsonsChaos Halfling1550k335/3/180k4 - 01800k153/2/010k61k
Ratsch RatschSnotling1640k101/1/070k1 - 11540k110/1/040k76k
Ankle ChewersSnotling1730k161/2/250k1 - 01840k184/2/130k68k
NovaNet HerosGnome1720k120/2/060k1 - 01690k135/0/180k81k
Silly Stumpy Swag-BelliesChaos Halfling1730k234/2/270k2 - 21540k170/3/040k74k
Brian's Brutal BuddiesSkryre Slaves1870k242/2/380k2 - 11940k172/1/160k84k
Gobbo ElementsGoblin1980k267/1/160k1 - 32190k285/3/080k125k
Hoof-HeartedHalfling2010k162/0/20k1 - 32070k273/2/120k71k
Los MonstruosNurglings2000k71/0/080k0 - 12370k244/2/260k111k
Verminators UnitedSkryre Slaves1870k283/3/270k3 - 01610k131/3/130k82k
StrigoyanStrigoyan1920k173/2/260k0 - 21500k192/2/150k75k
BelchinGnome2020k191/3/070k1 - 02190k00/0/00k102k
HospitalStrigoyan2080k223/2/390k1 - 01920k92/3/050k121k