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<p align="left">Following in the footsteps of their heroes ('The Lowdown Rats' ) and using their heroes <i>'taktiks'</i> these crazy youngsters setup a bloodbowl team of their own trying to 'better' their heroes in any way they can. Their most 'succesful' player is the pogostick wielding Sark Darkheart not to be mistaken for Sark Darkheart the crazed goblin blocker of the team The boys have yet to win a game yet they are no strangers to inflicting damage onto others sadly they had to say goodbye to five teammembers of which Gek Bigchain was the most tragic loss of all, as the brave fanatic died on the pitch of a cardiac arrest after he put two opponents out off commission with serious injuries. Whilst Skanem Ironhacker became an assistant coach after a stormy yet very short career as player.</p> <b>'Taktiks' </b> (<i>'taken'</i> from their heroes The Lowdown Rats). <ol><p align="left"><b>Wen weez got da ball.</b> Wun - Pick it up. Too - Stop fitein'each uvver - jus' wun of yers pick it up!. A few - Effribody run towards da uvver team. Too on boaf 'ands - 'it 'em. Boaf 'ands, boaf feet and yer noze - Keep 'ittin' 'em. Lotz - If da Ref blowz 'iz whissle 'it 'im. Lotz 'n lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball. Too zoggin many - If yooz got it, get wun of them tuchdum fings</p></ol> <ol><p align="left"><b>Resse.. risv.. gettin' da ball wen da uvvers 'as gotted it:</b> Wun - Effribody run towards da uvver team. Too - 'It 'em. A few - Keeps 'ittin' 'em. A few an 'unuvver wun - If da Ref blowz 'iz whissle 'it 'im. Lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball. Lotz 'n' lotz - If yooz got it, get wun of them tuchdum fings.</p></ol> <ol><p align="left"><b>Speshul Playz:</b> Crump dere frowerz, Fump dere kachers, Keep well clear of geezerz in lotza armour, Kill dem zoggin' noisy 'oomans in da crowd an' nick all dere stuff.</p></ol><br> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Fanatic
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4 | 6 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon |
m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 2 |
Fanatic
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4 | 6 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 3 |
Looney
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 55k
(55+0)k |
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| 4 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 5 |
Looney
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 55k
(55+0)k |
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| 6 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Kick |
n, m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Bomber
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 8 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 9 |
Pogo Stick
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs Sure Feet, Catch |
8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16/31 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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| 10 |
Pogo Stick
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs Catch |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 95k
(75+20)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block |
n | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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| 14 |
Kicker
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 65k
(65+0)k |
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| 15 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 16 |
Bomber
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 13 players (+3 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 8 (0/3/5) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (5 - 14) | | | Cas Diff: | -4 (10/8/2 - 14/6/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Mad Moot Exiles | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 We du Cheats! | Goblin Cheaters | 1000k | 14 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1070k | 16 | 2/1/0 | 100k | 64k |
| Darkest Dark Dark Goblins | Goblin Cheaters | 1070k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 3 | 1000k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 43k |
| Wheeping Song | Snotling | 1060k | 10 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1070k | 15 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 48k |
| Wee Free Menn | Snotling | 1160k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1320k | 20 | 3/2/2 | 80k | 74k |
| Nurgels Fleischwaren | Nurglings | 1130k | 15 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1180k | 16 | 2/0/2 | 80k | 65k |
| Hairy Pants | Chaos Halfling | 1090k | 20 | 2/3/1 | 90k | 1 - 2 | 1670k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 74k |
| Jardinains! | Gnome | 1220k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 1660k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 81k |
| Mad Moot Exiles | Chaos Halfling | 1310k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 0 - 3 | 1910k | 22 | 1/3/0 | 70k | 87k |