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Da Sneaky Loons
P [S] Goblin Cheaters

<p align="left">Following in the footsteps of their heroes ('The Lowdown Rats' ) and using their heroes <i>'taktiks'</i> these crazy youngsters setup a bloodbowl team of their own trying to 'better' their heroes in any way they can.
Their most 'succesful' player is the pogostick wielding Sark Darkheart not to be mistaken for Sark Darkheart the crazed goblin blocker of the team
The boys have yet to win a game yet they are no strangers to inflicting damage onto others sadly they had to say goodbye to five teammembers of which Gek Bigchain was the most tragic loss of all,
as the brave fanatic died on the pitch of a cardiac arrest after he put two opponents out off commission with serious injuries. Whilst Skanem Ironhacker became an assistant coach after a stormy yet very short career as player.</p>

<b>'Taktiks' </b>
(<i>'taken'</i> from their heroes The Lowdown Rats).

<ol><p align="left"><b>Wen weez got da ball.</b>

Wun - Pick it up.
Too - Stop fitein'each uvver - jus' wun of yers pick it up!.
A few - Effribody run towards da uvver team.
Too on boaf 'ands - 'it 'em.
Boaf 'ands, boaf feet and yer noze - Keep 'ittin' 'em.
Lotz - If da Ref blowz 'iz whissle 'it 'im.
Lotz 'n lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball.
Too zoggin many - If yooz got it, get wun of them tuchdum fings</p></ol>
<ol><p align="left"><b>Resse.. risv.. gettin' da ball wen da uvvers 'as gotted it:</b>

Wun - Effribody run towards da uvver team.
Too - 'It 'em.
A few - Keeps 'ittin' 'em.
A few an 'unuvver wun - If da Ref blowz 'iz whissle 'it 'im.
Lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball.
Lotz 'n' lotz - If yooz got it, get wun of them tuchdum fings.</p></ol>
<ol><p align="left"><b>Speshul Playz:</b>

Crump dere frowerz,
Fump dere kachers,
Keep well clear of geezerz in lotza armour,
Kill dem zoggin' noisy 'oomans in da crowd an' nick all dere stuff.</p></ol><br>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zed Bigchain
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(0)k
  
2
Zod Steelchain
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Xad Bigbelch
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 55k
(55+0)k
  
4
Xed Foulbreath
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Skodx Foulsteel
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 55k
(55+0)k
  
6
Mdeb Stonebelch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Kick
 n, m 8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(0)k
  
7
Tee 'n' Tee
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Xof Deafbreaf
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Sark Darkheart
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet, Catch
   8 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 115k
(75+40)k
  
10
Zbags Foulgas
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Catch
   8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 95k
(75+20)k
  
11
Skodx Foulsteel
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Sark Darkheart
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 n 7 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Mbazus Metalclub
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 8 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(0)k
  
14
Nobbla Bigbelch
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 65k
(65+0)k
  
15
Xef Loudbelch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   7 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Da Bomba
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Ghorghor Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1155k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1325k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (0/3/5) |TD Diff:-9 (5 - 14) |Cas Diff:-4 (10/8/2 - 14/6/4)
Last Opponent: Mad Moot Exiles