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NBFL Season 32: The ...

Our tribal motto by Metallica: I RAGE, I GLAZE, I HURT, I HATE I WANNA HATE IT ALL AWAY After an initial failure of a team including a ball-handling couple (called Berserk Rage before they were retired), the Berserker Tribe sent another squad of maniacs to play BloodBowl. This time the most frenzied ones were gathered and let go free, in company with the crew named after the animals in the wilderness in hope of revealing similar characteristics. Hearing the accuses of the former team, those who ever touched (or seen) anything ball-like were intimidated to go along with the new team. They just hope the tribe is short-minded enough to forget the insult the tribe suffered and one day they can play again their beloved sport. Changes in the team: AfterMatch#2 Have to train harder. After such a defeat noone wants to join, not even for those ridiculusly high fees. AM#4 Succes brings attention. Now the TribeLeader sent RageMore to play, but some contribution had to be paid for this. They say they have to settle some conflict with a nearby tribe, and some treasure would help a lot. Maybe it's money, which brought attention... AM#6 Training helps a lot really. Just remember on the field how it was during practice. AM#8 Hah, what a game. And what a funeral fest afterwards. We ate and drank for days - and we offered the whole lot to Outrage and WholeRage. Mino-cousine came and wanted to see his relative. He could not be provided with, of course. He was upset and told he would stay and take revenge. Accepted. AM#11 Mino-cousine really works well. Each match he shows how to block properly. And he grew even huger than he was. Is this the reason why Berserk!!! wanted to join us? Anyway, we needed an enraged fellow, and he is one, so we did not ask him questions. AM#13 Training hard - blocking mainly. Some guys came with noses high up in the air and offered their dedicated arms to play the passing game. Coach told them to get clear... He trusts the team as it is. AM#18 Coach went crazy. He accepted those guys now. OK, we are short of men, OK we have the money, OK he doesnt want to replace the crippled Blitzers, OK he wants to introduce new die-man-sons in the teamplay, but still. We are sure those 2 guys will not last for long. Not with those names! AM#23 A LineNorse (Szarvasson) and 2 Blitzers (RageMore and NoControll) were sent from the team. Niggling Injuries should not be a problem - it strikes every now and then, but when players ALWAYS deny their duty because of it... Go home boys and lick your wounds! Their place is taken by Burn !, a new Blitzer Talent. Only 10 this way, but better then those unreliable craps. And honestly - ALL MAN PLAY ON TEN!!! And will play like that till gather some gold for 4th Blitzer. AM#24 After a very lucky game there is enough cash to line up full 11 next time. Welcome Blitzer LastStand! AM#25 Idiot Apo failed to save Bivalyson, farewell. Rokason MNGd, so there is nobody to claim the "played all matches" title from now on. Tho, at least RageWill died with that memory. Nice work, sorry to loose him. Battery is rounding us up to 10 again. AM#25 Lined up 8 players with two MNG lino and hoped to get no CAS (!) this game. Well, instead of the 2 lino I have 2 Blitzers MNG + 1 of them is -1AV... AM#26 Hurrraaay, first double on team (on Bikason) - with an Aging of NI of course... I cant believe this team! AM#30 Huh, huh. Coach again wanted some nose-up ball handler. But enough is enough we told him. They take all the attention from us they take all the SPPs from us and they take always on the ball instead of the opponent. Finally a Wild Boar was reborn in the form of Vaddisznoson the II. AM#35 Team building starts again. AM#36 11 again, and only 2 NIs. AM#38 A 5 and 1/2 years long break. The whole structure of competition is changed, but we reentered the frey. They say we dont have to line up 6 players strong anymore and Niggled players play as normal just they are easier to take out and there is a lot more we dont care for. The team went through some enchantment as well: Outragekin, the Minotaur woke up one morning and screamed when looked in some shiny surface reflecting him. Or not him. A Yhetee. Of course he did not know it was a Yhetee he saw, the others told him: nope, you aint no Minotaur. A Yhetee. Y-H-E-T-E-E. No kidding, youve always been that. Then the Catchers. They might have drunk a tad too much one night, at least they insist on being a Runner since. But Catchers, who cares, the team never liked them anyways, be them Runners if they want. Anger, the Blitzer (now calling himself Berserker) realised that his hardly trained StandFirm skill is just as easy to train as anything else.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Cows Come Home	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	21	5/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1000k	9	0/2/0	40k	48k
Cravers and Dinners	Vampire	1110k	14	2/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1100k	17	2/0/0	80k	56k
Ultra Bimboos	Amazon	1150k	8	1/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1190k	17	2/1/0	50k	63k
OAC Fleau de Cologne	Chaos	1210k	16	1/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1030k	17	1/0/1	50k	46k
Pourris du tribunal	Nurgle's Rotters	1300k	11	0/0/1	50k	2 - 0	1340k	7	0/0/1	60k	55k
Halfling hunters	Wood Elf	1390k	17	1/1/1	90k	2 - 0	1450k	10	2/0/0	50k	65k
Comming Up Short	Chaos Dwarf	1460k	11	2/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1420k	12	0/2/0	40k	60k
StrongOrcs	Orc	1510k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1420k	15	0/1/1	40k	68k
Darkland	Chaos Dwarf	1330k	13	3/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1350k	8	0/0/0	40k	50k
Slow and Ugly	Dwarf	1380k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1390k	10	1/0/0	70k	71k
Baytown Brawlers	Norse	1420k	16	3/1/0	40k	1 - 0	1430k	8	1/1/0	50k	39k
Princes of Ulthuan	High Elf	1490k	21	2/2/0	20k	2 - 2	1450k	18	1/1/0	50k	53k
Redaxe Allblacks	Orc	1560k	22	2/0/1	80k	2 - 0	1640k	5	1/1/0	0k	64k
Toulouse Chaos Dwarfs II	Chaos Dwarf	1630k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1620k	14	2/1/0	30k	52k
Shattered Bonez Reloaded	Undead	1710k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1710k	19	1/2/1	30k	57k
Cookies!	Human	1670k	17	1/2/0	30k	2 - 2	1510k	16	1/1/0	60k	53k
DC Superheroes	Human	1750k	15	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1780k	12	1/0/0	60k	64k
Afro Boyz	Ogre	1810k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	2600k	19	2/2/0	20k	39k
End zone TD	Chaos	1850k	13	1/0/0	0k	2 - 1	1720k	15	2/1/2	40k	37k
Comic Strip Chaos	Chaos	1800k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1930k	14	0/3/1	20k	54k
8 the beast	Chaos	1780k	13	2/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1760k	12	1/2/0	70k	88k
Ormurin Langi	Chaos	1850k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1710k	27	3/2/0	50k	45k
I'm Not with Stupid	Chaos Dwarf	1900k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1820k	17	1/2/0	70k	73k
Les brisnuk	Chaos Chosen	1590k	12	0/2/0	80k	1 - 0	1540k	7	1/0/0	60k	63k
Ankh-Morpork Revival	Shambling Undead	1700k	13	0/2/0	50k	1 - 2	1620k	20	0/2/2	80k	83k
Rising Sun Rumblers	Human	1530k	9	1/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1580k	19	0/2/0	40k	84k
ssssilverscales	Lizardmen	1570k	10	1/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1490k	11	0/0/0	40k	69k
Aguilas Negras	Dark Elf	1620k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1580k	25	2/2/0	30k	78k
Teenage Mutant Ninjas Skavens	Skaven	1670k	14	1/2/0	70k	1 - 0	1520k	6	0/0/0	40k	56k
Grotty Gutters	Skaven	1690k	15	2/2/0	50k	1 - 1	1700k	15	1/2/0	50k	62k
Whiskey Matured Thralls	Vampire	1780k	13	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1720k	20	3/1/0	50k	61k
Golden Retrievers	High Elf	1850k	9	1/0/1	40k	0 - 1	1800k	14	1/1/0	10k	60k
Nouffle Cuisine	Norse	1910k	22	4/1/1	30k	2 - 1	1830k	11	1/0/0	10k	71k
Valhalla Vendetta	Norse	1990k	17	1/4/0	60k	2 - 0	2150k	8	0/1/0	20k	76k
Geschichte LK am Schloss	Norse	2090k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1920k	24	2/5/3	40k	75k
Chaos Inquisition Revival Tour	Chaos Chosen	1790k	9	0/2/0	30k	0 - 4	1840k	24	1/1/1	60k	45k
Bleeding Heart of Chaos	Chaos	1770k	8	0/0/1	10k	0 - 1	1780k	16	3/1/0	40k	72k
Skavenblight Rugrats	Skaven	1800k	16	2/3/0	40k	0 - 5	1960k	30	2/3/0	90k	111k