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Rico's Ranked Roughnecks
Retired [R] Human

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Location: Bug Central
Nickname: Roughnecks
Stadium: The Roach Motel
Surface: Sun Dried Clay

Colors: Avocado and Crimson
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What? Do you apes want to live forever?

Johnny Rico: These are the rules. Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks!

Private Sugar Watkins: Rico's Roughnecks!
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Jean Rasczak: [to Rico] I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.
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Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.

Career Sergeant Zim: Cease fire. Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!

[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!
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Jean Rasczak: All right, let's sum up. This year we explored the failure of democracy. How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since. You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of value this year?

[to a student]
Jean Rasczak: You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?

Student: It's a reward. Something the federation gives you for doing federal service.

Jean Rasczak: No. Something given has no value. When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.



Current Lineup of Infantrymen




Legendary Players Go Here.



Human Badges

Reikland Reavers - Hire Griff and Zug and win
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match



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Human All Time Top 25 Records
All HumansThrowersBlitzersCatchersOgresLinemen
Top Stars
Top Scorers
Top
Passers
Most Interceptions
Most Casualties
MVPs
Most Games
Most Blocks
Most Fouls
Highest Passing
Highest Rushing



Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, +AG
  15 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 150k
(90+60)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
  11 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+ST, Guard, +AG, Tackle
  28 0 9 0 7 3 56/ 220k
(90+130)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Guard, Tackle
  27 0 1 0 11 2 35/ 180k
(90+90)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Dodge, Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend
  28 13 14 0 3 1 66/ 160k
(70+90)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle, Kick, +AG
  29 0 1 0 3 5 34/ 130k
(50+80)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  28 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(50+30)k
 
9
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Catcher
10 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle, +MA, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet
  28 1 21 0 0 4 84/ 180k
(60+120)k
 
12
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader
  24 2 2 0 2 3 27/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Kondor Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2050k (±1090) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (20/2/7) |TD Diff:22 (50 - 28) |Cas Diff:11 (30/16/12 - 28/13/6)
Last Opponent: Sons of Midnight

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
NecroitisNecromantic Horror1000k71/0/030k0 - 21080k110/0/070k19k
Nehekhara PackersTomb Kings950k170/2/050k2 - 01020k71/0/040k17k
Burlesque RevivalAmazon1030k90/1/160k0 - 21060k150/2/090k25k
Day of the WolfNecromantic Horror1030k80/0/020k1 - 21000k171/0/170k15k
Thirst For FailureVampire1200k181/2/040k2 - 11260k100/0/030k18k
Hell Pit BrownfursSkaven1250k172/1/250k2 - 11370k100/0/060k24k
En Bilbao no se mojaNorse1210k130/1/060k2 - 11380k163/1/030k21k
Little beardDwarf1190k180/1/080k3 - 01140k132/1/150k17k
Under jordenUnderworld Denizens1250k203/0/340k1 - 01340k111/1/030k26k
Froggy Pun-ishers RLSlann1240k111/0/050k1 - 21080k171/1/060k20k
SopramouseSkaven1250k221/1/280k1 - 01350k20/0/00k27k
Brave Sir Robins run awayElven Union1410k173/0/030k2 - 11480k90/0/020k22k
Knighting GalesHuman1440k214/0/180k3 - 01580k50/0/060k22k
Short Black CoffeesChaos Dwarf1490k192/0/060k3 - 01620k131/2/110k28k
Makeshift Mercenary GroupChaos Renegade1560k141/0/020k2 - 21670k225/1/030k29k
YaboHigh Elf1550k110/0/050k2 - 11400k111/0/020k25k
Silver Serpents of SlaaneshChaos Chosen1620k171/0/060k3 - 01650k142/0/040k26k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1630k60/0/030k0 - 21720k161/1/240k30k
Runtz ov GorkGoblin1520k221/2/150k3 - 11400k80/0/050k29k
Nurgle's Western GunslingersNurgle1640k192/0/070k3 - 01620k70/0/010k29k
Rotten Luck RoversNurgle1670k80/0/070k1 - 01680k101/0/140k30k
Dry ThumpersTomb Kings1640k130/1/160k1 - 11650k121/1/050k35k
Princes of Bisongard 2High Elf1680k151/0/130k2 - 11580k121/0/010k38k
Dirty Moon BBCGoblin1780k192/1/080k2 - 11440k101/1/030k24k
Bloodbane BerserkersNorse1810k170/2/050k2 - 11780k100/1/070k30k
GeopotenHuman1750k50/0/050k0 - 21790k172/0/060k26k
Tree FuffersWood Elf1520k183/0/060k3 - 11540k111/0/020k38k
LemoviceDeadNecromantic Horror1790k160/0/070k2 - 01770k00/0/00k34k
Sons of MidnightElven Union2010k131/1/060k1 - 32090k242/0/030k32k