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In an effort to make it easier to find games, I figured I'd make a sucky team that would both get offers and lower my CR (and few teams are suckier than rookie chaos). I figured that once their TV went up and my CR went down, the team name could refer to the trouble finding games for high TV chaos instead.

I found that even at low-mid TV, people were still clicking me away. So I decided to hire a minotaur for bloaty uselessness (and more importantly, because my naming scheme was begging for one).

Team got its first claw after game 11. At that point, 3 of their last 4 matches had been against orcs.

For a while all my more fun players died, and the bashy ones survived. As a result the team became a very boring typical chaos. Then they rolled 3 +AG beasts in 3 games time, as well as lost a bMGt warrior. Suddenly the team became different and fun again.

I was about to enter the GLT swiss, when my only claw died in a prep game, 3 SPPs from legend.

beastman plans:

block frenzy juggernaut stand firm
dp
kick
block fend guard x 3
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 5 1 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block
-ag 17 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 180k
(150+30)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut
  50 1 4 1 17 2 59/76 190k
(100+90)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  27 1 3 0 5 5 45/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
5
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
  14 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
7 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG, +MA
  34 11 8 0 3 1 46/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
  49 1 2 0 14 6 65/76 140k
(60+80)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
7 3 4 8
Horns
+MA, +AG, Wrestle, Tackle
  25 2 11 0 3 3 56/76 170k
(60+110)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG
  28 2 2 0 2 2 22/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 350k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:52 (30/10/12) |TD Diff:27 (76 - 49) |Cas Diff:64 (101/52/29 - 65/42/11)
Last Opponent: Night Of The Nearly Dead

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Probandoria IIHuman1000k160/1/040k3 - 0970k80/0/130k19k
ArachneeNecromantic Horror1030k91/1/020k0 - 01000k50/0/040k12k
Huge Tracts Of LandWood Elf1090k82/1/070k0 - 21050k181/1/160k17k
Goblins are better than Ogres!Goblin1110k273/0/260k4 - 01030k72/0/040k20k
Maesbury MaraudersGoblin1230k224/0/070k3 - 01360k50/0/040k20k
Khemri RagsTomb Kings1280k212/2/150k2 - 11270k173/1/040k22k
Fünf FingerNorse1330k171/1/150k2 - 11370k121/0/130k26k
GingozOrc1360k132/0/070k1 - 01320k60/0/030k31k
I Like Purple ChestsHigh Elf1570k140/1/050k2 - 21610k171/1/040k27k
Magick ManiacksOrc1500k130/1/050k2 - 11520k111/0/030k25k
Bilbali RaidersOrc1630k121/0/050k1 - 21750k162/1/050k27k
Dead 'n' Alive IIShambling Undead1520k192/2/070k2 - 01430k142/2/020k34k
New Pact AllianceChaos Renegade1570k183/0/020k2 - 21490k183/0/030k31k
Cage Against The MachineTomb Kings1660k223/1/020k3 - 11660k122/0/060k26k
Trailer Park DwarfsDwarf1670k192/1/080k2 - 11690k111/0/040k26k
Beard BrosDwarf1740k163/0/130k1 - 01770k91/1/050k32k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1610k140/2/150k1 - 11580k162/4/120k35k
Gargantaz RezecazOrc1500k224/1/040k2 - 01580k91/0/020k33k
Unchained ZealotsTomb Kings1700k142/1/030k1 - 21640k193/1/070k27k
Hail Grungni HailDwarf1630k161/1/1110k1 - 01720k00/0/00k28k
Devils with Red EyesDark Elf1730k202/1/170k2 - 11800k130/1/060k35k
West Eszex EmbersDwarf1680k173/1/250k0 - 21680k192/2/060k33k
Gargantaz RezecazOrc1570k262/3/060k3 - 11830k132/0/040k30k
GravelordsShambling Undead1800k143/0/110k0 - 31880k243/1/360k30k
ChainsawOrc1510k80/0/010k1 - 21830k191/2/060k29k
L'Oreal ElvyvaeWood Elf1670k235/1/080k2 - 11720k100/0/050k33k
Rollo Funebre !!!Dwarf1760k103/0/180k0 - 01870k142/3/050k21k
CubicSkaven1440k193/0/130k2 - 11490k101/0/020k29k
God is CleanlyElven Union1570k325/1/250k4 - 11580k90/1/030k33k
Mines of The MoriaOrc1560k121/1/160k0 - 11510k142/1/050k28k
Ugly DevilsNurgle1650k190/5/070k1 - 01710k51/0/030k28k
Dark Stout DefendersDwarf1660k110/1/060k1 - 01690k71/0/060k34k
Cold Blood and Cold SteelersDark Elf1690k142/2/030k1 - 12110k122/0/050k40k
Passing Dwarf DodgersDwarf1870k234/1/150k2 - 11870k100/1/040k28k
Void camperChaos Dwarf1740k220/0/4140k2 - 11690k51/0/00k36k
Rollo Funebre !!!Dwarf1960k194/0/080k2 - 01800k111/2/010k30k
Nuevo Catecismo CaoticoChaos Chosen1860k120/2/040k1 - 21820k173/1/060k41k
Minero SiderúrgicaDwarf1650k122/0/050k1 - 11890k80/0/040k27k
Chaotische DwergenChaos Dwarf1900k121/1/070k1 - 11910k183/1/130k28k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead1710k251/2/330k2 - 12090k101/1/040k28k
Earth of SummerOrc1780k170/1/030k2 - 01820k70/0/020k30k
Nurgle'StruggleNurgle1950k203/0/050k3 - 01950k71/0/050k31k
Northern AstronomyNorse1950k80/0/140k0 - 12070k183/1/160k39k
CubicSkaven1860k214/0/180k2 - 11730k131/2/020k30k
Holmgard SpiresHuman1690k195/0/050k1 - 01510k50/0/050k36k
Minotaur MinistryChaos Dwarf2030k202/3/150k1 - 11890k100/2/040k33k
Gotrek's Golden GirlsDwarf1880k150/2/070k2 - 01880k80/1/060k33k
Les Gaulois InfernalsChaos Chosen1940k183/1/140k1 - 11840k204/2/030k25k
Dead And Dead AgainShambling Undead1730k183/2/070k1 - 01800k70/1/010k30k
Dr.Stein's CreaturesNecromantic Horror1890k141/4/020k0 - 41950k211/1/070k42k
Groan for a LupeNecromantic Horror1860k91/0/110k0 - 21820k212/3/170k37k
Night Of The Nearly DeadShambling Undead1710k142/0/030k0 - 21750k131/0/150k29k