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File #1 - team assembled "As discussed, and on approval by the Prison Council, today the selections for a team of on parole Elf convicts have been completed. I, Myko Marchblood, head jailer of Corpsemouth maximum security prison, have personally examined more than 100 prisoners and selected 11 among them to gather the starting roster. Some of these subjects were extremely reluctant to join, but the promise of a sentence discount or, in some cases, freedom, made them accept. I will personally coach the team and punish every abuse, and I guarantee that after every game the subjects will be immediately brought into their cells under strict surveillance. This experiment is meant to see, in accord with the Psychiatric Unit, how extremely dangerous individuals react on the pitch, and if their level of aggression can be channeled into non-illegal activities. I look forward to a full success. More files coming soon." File #2 - first game "Played first game against Red-Scarred Thumpas, results are encouraging. Two TD and MVP for Onas "Old Dog" Obmann, the subject seems fit despite of his age. Nopos "In-and-Out" got a fractured skull due to a foul, the team's reaction was prompt and two Goblins were sent out, one dead and the other seriously injured. This is surely to be considered a positive result, as a good level of team spirit is recognizable from the very first game. Blitzers not so effective, but small wonder against AV9. More files coming soon." File #3 - mentally ill elves defeated "Played a game against some Pumpkin Bumpkin, after few turns it was clear they were from some asylum or bedlam. They foul our guys with their best players, even with the Treeman, in the beginning the referee was astonished but then he started to send them out. Kolvar McStein had a bad serious injury due to an extremely hard root stomp by the Tree: after a quick briefing with the Medical Staff I decided to risk the apothecary on him. Game was a full success. Very positive performance by Onas "Old Dog" Obmann: he has been doing a lot of weightlifting in the prison gym and increased his strength, age doesn't seem to affect him and he is looking forward to great things. Added a third catcher to the team. More files coming soon." File #3 - total fiasco "Game against Forlorn Surfers resulted in a total disappointment. The team made every possible mistake and tried to beat the Norse in the blocking game instead of taking advantage of the highest agility and dodge away. Final report is extremely negative: 3-0 loss, Argus "Gash" Stobbers dead, Bully Morgan and "Rabid" Gantar Fountaine seriously injured. I will personally order a proper punishment for the whole team, this fiasco must not be forgotten. More files coming soon." File#4 - improvements in game style "Finally, in a match against Putréfiés de Baumersheim the team showed some improvement in game style. For the first time team managed to arrange a good run-and-pass game, and despite of an unfortunate blitz event against them the guys ended up with a success. Extremely positive performance by all of them. Subjects will benefit of an extra visit allowance to meet with wives and girlfriends. More files coming soon." File #0 - pitch now regular "As discussed and approved, Corpsemouth's prison courtyard has been modified to reach the size of a Blood Bowl pitch. It is now possible to play games there. Maximum level of security is recommended during the matches. Cower No-good Graham Palefire Mork Flinch David Cameron Tolman Talbot Ratte Nr 0 Nopos "In-and-Out" - "Subject suffered two serious injuries, unable to play with decent results. Dismissed from the program and reassigned, after proper medical treatment, to prison's library." Voron Rourke - "Subject had his neck broken, after some discussion with the Medical Staff the Project Commission decided to dismiss him from the team. Subject was unhappy. Recommended maximum level of surveillance to prevent unpleasant behavior." Kolvar McStein - "Subject suffered a serious injury during a match and was transferred to the stadium's infirmary. When I went to check him I found out he was nowhere to be found, he must be considered fugitive and extremely dangerous. I apologize with the Commission, such mistakes won't happen again." "Zip-Zip" Zaos - "Subject suffered a serious concussion and lost his memory. He doesn't even know who he his or why he has been convicted. Transferred to a criminal asylum." Oryn "Wild Child" White - "Subject was hardly and mercilessly fouled by a Gutter Runner while he was on the ground. Medical staff tried to patch him, but failed. After some tests subject showed balance problems and poor vision. Dismissed from program and reassigned to prison's kitchens."

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Red-Scarred Thumpas	Orc	1000k	23	1/1/1	50k	3 - 0	1000k	6	0/1/0	40k	19k
Worse Than You	Goblin	1030k	17	2/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1000k	16	2/0/0	70k	19k
Ratlanta Flash	Skaven	1060k	14	1/2/0	10k	1 - 2	1000k	15	1/0/0	30k	14k
Friendship is Fouling	Wood Elf	1170k	12	1/0/0	10k	1 - 3	1060k	18	2/0/0	50k	16k
Helena High	Skaven	1170k	13	3/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1310k	22	5/0/0	80k	24k
O'grothers	Ogre	1190k	18	3/1/0	20k	2 - 2	1230k	17	2/2/0	50k	25k
Pumpkin Bumpkins	Wood Elf	1270k	14	0/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1430k	14	2/1/0	10k	26k
Warpstone Sanguine	Skaven	1360k	18	1/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1470k	16	1/2/0	30k	29k
Elf Land	Elven Union	1260k	19	2/3/0	70k	1 - 2	1420k	25	4/1/0	50k	25k
Forlorn Surfers	Norse	1410k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1370k	26	3/2/1	50k	30k
Trellborg Monstrosities	Chaos Renegade	1330k	9	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1510k	16	1/2/0	70k	27k
Shifty's XI	Underworld Denizens	1410k	14	1/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1450k	17	2/2/0	50k	23k
Goblin Stars	Goblin	1290k	20	2/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1420k	19	3/2/0	70k	25k
Little Or Large	Ogre	1440k	14	1/0/1	70k	1 - 1	1570k	18	3/2/1	40k	26k
Velvet Underworld	Underworld Denizens	1510k	10	2/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1510k	15	2/0/0	30k	35k
-Pestilent Corps-	Nurgle	1500k	17	1/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1450k	13	3/0/0	20k	18k
Super XXX	Skaven	1580k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1810k	21	1/2/1	100k	36k
WarpStoned ShadowZ	Underworld Denizens	1410k	13	2/0/0	20k	1 - 3	1460k	26	2/4/0	50k	33k
Forlorn Surfers	Norse	1250k	11	0/0/1	30k	1 - 2	1350k	23	5/1/0	70k	35k
Putréfiés de Baumersheim	Nurgle	1410k	18	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1520k	10	0/0/1	40k	26k
Gefaehrliche Raubtiere	Nurgle	1460k	14	1/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1590k	9	2/0/0	70k	44k
Smash 'Em, Bash 'Em II	Chaos Chosen	1470k	14	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1440k	14	1/1/1	50k	26k
Underempire Ramblers	Skaven	1330k	19	2/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1430k	13	0/1/0	50k	31k
Jacas	Amazon	1470k	7	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1450k	21	2/0/1	80k	31k
Love me Love my dog	Halfling	1480k	2	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1570k	14	0/1/2	130k	28k