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Tell Me Why I Don't Like
Retired [R] Dark Elf

Little beastman with claws on his hands,
comes running towards our line.
Our armours strong, but it’ll soon be gone
By his can-openers in no time.
And I just don't understand it
He’s already rolled a useful ko.
And I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
To reroll that piling on, on, on, go go…
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.

The use of pomb, is so overdone
What about the ball?
Telling me you’ve won,
When you’ve lost 2-1,
Cause my players died skills and all.
Drawing blood, unless I’ve misunderstood,
Is an extra thing - you should aim to win.
So I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
Why you’re not protecting your ball..all..all at all
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don't like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.
Boot it all down.

All the playing's stopped; he’s in the playground now
I pity it - it makes me sigh.
And the games over early and I’ll be learning,
And the lesson today is how to die.
So he feels a big man,
Now my pixels are jam.
Removes his shirt and waves it at the sky.
And I can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
Why wouldn’t you really try..try. try..try..why?
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Sure Hands, Leap
  38 9 14 0 5 3 76/ 210k
(100+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
  12 0 5 0 1 4 37/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
3
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Leap, Side Step, Tackle
  35 2 14 0 9 4 82/ 210k
(100+110)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 5 8
Wrestle, +AG, Leap, +MA
  37 5 9 1 3 3 55/ 180k
(70+110)k
 
6
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Tackle, Leap
  25 3 5 0 5 1 33/ 170k
(110+60)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge, Side Step
-av, m 37 2 2 0 5 3 33/ 130k
(0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
  16 0 1 1 0 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle, Kick
  36 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless
  28 3 7 2 13 6 84/ 220k
(100+120)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Malmir Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2080k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (28/7/3) |TD Diff:49 (86 - 37) |Cas Diff:-19 (34/21/4 - 52/18/8)
Last Opponent: Europe Force One

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
RRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHH ogresOgre1000k221/1/070k4 - 11040k143/0/080k16k
Knights of BaluloniaHuman1100k141/0/080k2 - 11080k183/0/160k20k
Green legendsOrc1140k91/0/050k0 - 11130k142/1/040k28k
Nurgle's Western GunslingersNurgle1100k110/0/060k2 - 01110k175/0/160k16k
Nihilistic CrustChaos Dwarf1240k110/0/080k2 - 01200k112/1/010k15k
Nike's WingsWood Elf1270k153/0/020k1 - 11210k131/0/080k29k
insane goblinz posseGoblin1370k283/1/160k3 - 01360k70/0/030k28k
Necrophilia is the way!Necromantic Horror1480k210/1/020k4 - 21550k120/0/050k24k
WarpheadzSkaven1570k244/0/040k3 - 01460k70/0/060k28k
As Civilized As Possible 2Orc1730k90/0/080k1 - 11590k182/4/050k29k
Murder City MaulersChaos Chosen1390k170/0/040k4 - 11220k121/1/050k23k
N'chongaNurgle1550k150/0/070k3 - 01530k101/1/070k33k
PhonoxElven Union1610k151/0/060k2 - 11530k90/0/010k28k
Da ChumpzOgre1660k223/1/060k3 - 11690k163/1/040k34k
Clear Weather SurfersDwarf1630k243/0/060k3 - 01660k110/2/040k31k
amore verdeOrc1660k171/2/070k2 - 11530k132/0/010k31k
Les Nains Portent QuoiDwarf1750k80/0/070k1 - 11680k101/0/060k30k
AJOWood Elf1740k162/0/060k2 - 21860k182/0/070k33k
Murder City MaulersChaos Chosen1800k160/0/070k3 - 01740k60/0/010k31k
film heldenChaos Chosen1810k151/0/050k2 - 12180k121/0/040k34k
Green GurgleNurgle1810k100/0/040k1 - 11760k141/2/060k37k
Meet the Feebles Variety HourWood Elf1700k50/0/040k0 - 21760k111/0/180k30k
SurfectrickElven Union1790k170/1/060k3 - 11790k90/0/010k27k
2017 FC København Chaos Chosen1840k120/0/020k2 - 11810k123/0/040k33k
Skrat KanserkSkaven1890k221/0/070k4 - 21950k212/1/150k28k
OrknesserOrc1800k130/1/070k2 - 01690k143/1/050k28k
WarpheadzSkaven1860k222/2/040k3 - 21690k151/0/020k27k
High Elves StrongHigh Elf1910k211/3/020k2 - 22200k202/0/140k40k
Barbell ClubOrc1890k130/2/070k1 - 01860k82/0/050k35k
Horny MamothsNorse1890k90/0/060k1 - 01660k71/0/030k36k
WarpheadzSkaven1890k120/0/060k2 - 21890k181/1/060k40k
Wood BisonsWood Elf1860k182/0/070k3 - 21680k150/0/050k40k
RedtoothsVampire2200k210/0/320k3 - 21970k171/0/020k40k
Drunken High ElvesHigh Elf2200k172/2/060k2 - 12250k121/0/060k34k
Saphery GreyhawksHigh Elf2220k160/1/040k3 - 02090k142/0/130k29k
Bloodgorge MaraudersOrc2200k321/3/080k5 - 12260k151/0/160k43k
Surely This TeamOrc2270k130/0/0100k1 - 01940k00/0/00k33k
Europe Force OneHuman2290k111/0/010k1 - 32330k231/2/170k36k