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Disregarded Derelicts
Roster [L] Chaos Chosen

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

The demented spawns of the Great Dereliction, officially formed back in 2504 after mouldering around the lonely expanse of the southern wastes for an unknown number of centuries. After a brief 11 year hiatus they reemerged, playing in the DIBBL S4: Icepelt's Hoar Frosters Division. Exceeding expectation they finished in the middle of the table, with their overall performance being decent. Returning for DIBBL S5: Disreputable Reptiles Division with a slightly improved performance though were forced out of the post-season due to the ever-present corruption within blood bowl. Returning for DIBBL S8: Pitch Slap Division after a short break. Again forced out of the post-season, this time by cowardly opposition that were too scared to face the Derelicts. After negotiations the Derelicts returned to the league for DIBBL S11: Temporary Placeholder Division. The season began with a most unlikely stream of wins, before going on to take the premiership after some highly dubious post-season wins. The Derelicts had learned a valuable lesson that dry wheels don't win you blood bowl games, and with a recent cash injection from a new sponsorship deal they managed to grease a lot of wheels.

Returning to defend their title for DIBBL S12: Roxannas Runners Division. paradocks celebrated his 1000th match as a coach when the Derelicts took on their old rivals the Back Alley Burglars for their 4th meeting in DIBBL. They finished at the top of their table for the regular season. A repeat premiership twasn't to be though, as they were knocked out in the first round of the playoffs by the Tararuas Krox who went on to take the title.


[Music]
HOME THEME: The Police - Don't Think We Could Ever Be Friends
AWAY THEME: The Police - Someone To Talk To

ORIGINAL THEME: Clarence Frogman Henry - Ain't Got No Home
COMMISERATION THEME: The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da '86

HIGHEST FF: 11 (after 43rd game)
BIGGEST RATING: 2330TV (43rd match)
BIGGEST OPP. RATING: 2520TV (42nd match - DIBBL S11 Premiership Grand Final)
BIGGEST CROWD: 70,000 (10th match)
MOST EARNINGS: 110,000 gold (3rd match)

[Coaching Staff]
Hardis

[New Recruits]
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Forks
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block, Guard, Claw, Tentacles
 m 48 0 0 0 25 1 55/76 240k
(0)k
  
2
Robunk
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Foul Appearance, Guard
   46 0 0 0 13 4 46/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
3
Nuc Quasar
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   41 0 1 0 10 4 43/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
4
Nighobi
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Block, Pro
   47 2 1 0 33 5 96/176 160k
(60+100)k
  
5
Hertz
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut
   47 0 6 0 15 6 78/176 190k
(60+130)k
  
6
Whodemolo
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pro
   48 0 2 0 21 3 63/76 140k
(60+80)k
  
7
Smeek Riddums
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Xander Crente
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Tackle, Block
   30 0 4 0 1 4 34/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
9
Rimmy Mangewood
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Picks
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block, Extra Arms, Two Heads, Kick-Off Return
 -ma 46 1 32 0 3 1 108/176 160k
(60+100)k
  
11
Aral Quasar
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   18 1 1 0 0 3 19/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
12
'Theres Something About' Simian
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Dodge, Stand Firm
   44 0 2 0 7 7 55/76 190k
(100+90)k
  
14
Roto Feensly
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Mank Zobobia
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block
 -ma 18 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
16
Sangri Tiamoj
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   30 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:48 (23/8/17) |TD Diff:3 (60 - 57) |Cas Diff:69 (79/47/17 - 45/23/6)
Last Opponent: Tararuas Krox
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/10.5-0.52.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-170k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.050k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.52.0   2.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5180k
Chaos Pact21/0/11.0-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.025k
Chaos Renegade33/0/01.7-0.73.7   0.7   0.3-2.3   0.3   0.0373k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/02.0-0.05.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   1.0840k
Dark Elf30/2/10.7-1.00.0   1.7   0.3-0.0   0.7   0.0353k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-160k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0470k
Goblin Cheaters11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0160k
Human10/0/11.0-2.01.0   4.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0420k
Lizardmen83/2/31.4-1.62.4   1.1   0.3-0.5   0.6   0.329k
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0-185k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Ogre61/1/40.7-1.51.0   0.8   0.5-1.7   0.3   0.2-115k
Old World11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.050k
Orc22/0/02.0-0.50.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.070k
Shambling Undead21/0/12.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.5160k
Simyin21/0/11.5-1.01.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-80k
Skaven20/1/11.0-2.02.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.0140k
Slann11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0330k
Vampire21/1/01.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.025k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-100k
Total4823/8/171.3-1.21.6   1.0   0.4-0.9   0.5   0.188k