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Peaceful Valley Pansy Pusherz
Retired [X] Undead

Welcome to the Peaceful Valley Funeral Home. We will try to make your transition into the afterlife a smooth one. Cheers.

***STATISTICS***
Highest Fan Factor = 20
Lowest Fan Factor = 9
Current Fan Factor = 19

Most casualties for us = 9 (Vampire)
Most casualties against us = 6 (Orc) and (Wood Elf)
Most scores for us = 2
Most scores against us = 4
Largest winnings = $100,000
Largest crowd = 140,000

--There are many ways to win a game--

***Some players were given a shot at eternity but could not meet the high standards of the Pansy Pushers***
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3074319">Occisio</a>

***Exceptionally Worthy Opponents***
Runefang
Jan_Mattys
Imerikol
Bluedeathstrike
Emphasy

*** ATTENTION ALL ELF TEAMS ***

We are in a rebuilding mode at the moment. That means we are trying to skill up some zombies and get money so that we can max out our re-rolls and skill some other players up. This means we will not foul you unless you initiate the fouling. We are looking for money games. So... hope this eases your conscience when you see multiple DP's on our team. They aren't for you.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zombie-Czar
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
   35 0 0 0 13 3 41/ 170k
(195)k
  
2
Kok-Aknee
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Break Tackle
   13 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 150k
(170)k
  
3
X-Factor
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   9 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 90k
(105)k
  
4
Jello
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
 -ma 45 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 70k
(105)k
  
5
Hammerhead
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
   46 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 70k
(123)k
  
6
Gognome
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Tool
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
   46 0 0 0 2 5 29/ 70k
(95)k
  
8
Runefang
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   3 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 90k
(105)k
  
9
Brainsucker
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Kick, Tackle
   45 0 0 0 6 6 42/ 90k
(125)k
  
10
Superfreak
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Dwelfskin
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
   20 1 5 0 4 1 29/ 110k
(133)k
  
13
Happy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
14
Jonesjuice
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Mighty Blow, Side Step, Tackle, Strip Ball
 n 41 5 14 0 13 1 78/ 180k
(160)k
  
15
Purpletights
Ghoul
7 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Pass Block
   39 15 16 0 3 5 94/ 200k
(203)k
  
16
Kandlejack
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Nuwanda Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 10  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 8  
Team Value: 2170k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:46 (14/12/20) |TD Diff:-18 (51 - 69) |Cas Diff:70 (85/55/25 - 45/38/12)
Last Opponent: More Germany against the World
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   1.040k
Chaos Chosen105/1/41.1-1.41.9   1.2   0.6-0.8   0.9   0.232k
Chaos Dwarf50/3/20.8-1.21.6   1.0   0.4-0.8   1.0   0.0-76k
Dark Elf21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-90k
Dwarf20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.0-185k
High Elf10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   2.0   0.010k
Human53/1/11.4-1.02.0   1.4   0.2-0.4   0.6   0.242k
Lizardmen30/1/20.7-2.31.0   1.0   1.0-0.3   1.0   0.060k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.5-1.51.5   1.5   0.0-2.5   1.5   0.045k
Norse10/1/02.0-2.04.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.090k
Orc72/2/31.3-1.72.1   1.6   0.0-0.9   0.9   0.7-7k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-30k
Skaven10/0/12.0-4.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.05.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-290k
Wood Elf30/0/31.3-2.73.0   1.3   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.3130k
Total4614/12/201.1-1.51.8   1.2   0.5-1.0   0.8   0.31k